It has been one year since the incident with Brolly and since then Jakorot and his saiyan friends have trained hard and all of them can at least turn super saiyan level 2 excepted for that fucking prick Ferigo who went into acting which suits him since he acted like he was strong against Brolly the fucking pussy. Ahem but any way we return to the story at hand.
'Jakorot, Dogoty, Jutory come quick it's a fucking emergency! I don't know what the fuck to do so get you asses over hear.' Denday said telepathically to the super saiyans.
The saiyans hearing this message didn't waist any time getting up to the look out and Jakorot asks with anticipation in his voice, "Denday what the hell just happened?"
"It's my home world, it's being attacked by a group of aliens called the Hectocaryans, and when they are done with new Namic they will probably come hear." Denday said with great sadness in his voice.
"Ok we'll help but one question." Jakorot said calmly.
"What is that Jakorot?" Denday asked.
"How the Fuck do we get to Namic?" Jakorot yelled asking the question.
"I have a space ship already for you guys to go, you have plenty of food and I put a training area strong enough for you to train as long as you aren't super saiyan level 3." Denday explained.
"Ok Denday but can we get another refrigerator?" Jakorot asked.
"Why would you want another fucking refrigerator?" Denday answered with another question.
"Because were saiyans isn't that good enough for you?" Jakorot asked.
"Good point, ok get another refrigerator." Denday said.
Jakorot flew down to earth and filled the second refrigerator with nothing but beer. Flying back up to the look out Jakorot puts the refrigerator in the space ship. "Ok remember no super saiyan 3 you guys." Denday said to them.
"No problem man the only fucker hear dat can change super saiyan 3 is Jakorot over hear." Jutory said laughing with Dogoty about the large power level must be compensating for something.
Jakorot angered by this just yells, "Hay you butt buddies done fucking each other or do I still have to wait?"
Jutory and Dogoty stop laughing instantly because of this insult and now they are the ones pissed the fuck off. Piccalo II walks out of the look out saying, "Good luck guys."
"What you aren't coming Pic?" Dogoty asked.
"First I'm a Namecian I can't cum, second no I can't keep up with you guys any more so I'll just hang hear and get wasted every now and then." Piccalo said.
"Alright man if that's how you feel see yah." Dogoty said.
After their conversation the saiyans went on the space ship and blasted off and the super saiyans were off to new Namic.
While on new Namic the Hectocaryans were there (for the first time) not for the dragon balls. The Hectocaryans had a pentagram on their for head, long sharp teeth, four inch claws, and ten, three fingered hands that are stationed on their backs, and one of them was holding up an Namecian the Namecian demanded, "Let go of me you scum."
"You fucking idiot you're not in the position to demand any thing you bitchy Namecian." One of the Hectocaryan said holding up the Namecian and he continued, "And for having that attitude I'm going to absorb your power."
The Hectocaryan stands there absorbing all the power from the Namecian until nothing is left but his cloths. And the Hectocaryan begins to transform, he grows eight horns (four on each side of his head), his claws grow to six inches a tail tares from his back and the tail grows spicks all over the end of it. He walks over to a pool of water and he begins to laugh hysterically and he says to him self, "Yes I've done it, I Conero now has the power of Namecian regeneration and soon my entire race will as well." And Conero continues to laugh hysterically.
Mean while back on the space ship, which was now half way to new Namic the saiyans trained and trained hard, "Ka…ma…ha…ma…HA!" yelled a super saiyan 2 Jakorot firing a blue ki beam towards Jutory.
"Dats good man but not good enough." Jutory who was also super saiyan 2 fired his kamahamaha wave towards Jakorot's and a huge explosion blew the two combatants back. Dogoty was on the sidelines after training hard before Jakorot and Jutory. But as they trained they all were wondering who was killing the Namic's?
Back on new Namic Conero is still the only Hectocaryan to absorb a Namecian because all the ones who are captured suicide by blowing their heads off with ki balls. "God damn it! Another one killed it's self, this is getting fucking ridicules!" Conero said with incredible irritation.
Another Hectocaryan walks up to Conero and salutes his and then says, "Sir!"
"What the fuck do you want!" Conero said obliviously not wanting to talk.
"Our radars are picking up a space ship heading our way." The Hectocaryan grunt said.
"So the fuck what deal with them in the usual faction kill them on sight" Conero said not wanting to be bothered.
"The sensors are telling us that it is a group of saiyans sir." The grunt Hectocaryan said.
"Saiyans are you fucking sure about that I don't want to be excited for no fucking reason." Conero said.
"Yes sir we're fucking positive!" the grunt said happily.
"Well this is unexpected surprise and pleasure, I was going to get them later but this works to. I will take their powers and I will become the strongest warrior in the whole fucking universe." Conero said pleased with this situation.
On the space ship is beginning it's decent and Jakorot says, "Hay guys grab some of the beer from the second fridge, this won't take long trust me."
"And I got some of me weed, and me bong." Jutory said happily.
"Jutory do you think of any thing beside your fucking weed?" Dogoty asked.
"Yah man I tik about me shrooms." Jutory said in his defense.
"Your fucking hopeless Jutory you know that?" Dogoty asked.
"Man you don't know what it's like." Jutory said with a bag of weed in his hands as if he was ready to smoke it there and then.
"You know what shut the fuck up about your fucking drugs I'll stick with beer and cigarettes." Dogoty said.
"Please take your seats we are about to land on the planet Namic." The guidance computer said as they were about to land.
Every one was rested up from training and they were itching to fight a real adversary again with out the fucking prick Ferigo. Landing the Saiyans view the wasteland brought by the Hectocaryans. Trees smoked decapitated Namecians littered the earth, mountains were crumbled and smashed, and the wild life were scared shit less.
"Look at this shit." Dogoty said, "This is fucking bull shit this is worse than fucking Brolly."
"I know it's horrible, we'll get revenge for the Namecians that have fallen so far and all that may fall if we fail. But were just to good to be defeated." Jakorot said very confident in his abilities.
"Yah man lets fuck dem up and get dis ova wit and get back home." Jutory said.
"Yes lets finish these fuckers off. This is going to be easy." Jakorot said laughing.
"Alright lets go bitches." Dogoty said.
The saiyans charge up but don't fully go super saiyan it was a calling card to he Hectocaryans because they were too lazy to fly around and try and fight them. "By de way can I smoke me weed now?" Jutory asked.
"Wait till we win you fucking idiot." Jakorot said.
"Aw but dat could be minutes." Jutory protested.
"Suck it up you fucking stoner." Jakorot said.
How do the Hectocaryans know about the saiyans? Will the Hectocaryans come to Jakorot and the other two saiyans? Find out next time on Dragon Ball M.