Last time on Dragon Ball M our hero, Jakorot, transformed to super saiyan level 3 and destroyed the notorious Conero and brought back peace to the planet Namic. Their trip now over Jakorot and the other two saiyans are now heading home what adventure await them? Find out know on Dragon Ball M.
"Finally man we on de way home man." Jutory said happily.
Jutory then begins to put a joint in his mouth and began to form a ki ball to light it. Jakorot's eyes bulged and he said, "Wo, wo, wo what the fuck you think you're doing! One of us has to stay sober during this trip I don't want to get second hand high! You want to crash into a fucking star cause I don't now put the fucking weed away!"
Jutory became sad and he said, "But me weed Jakorot but me weed."
"I don't want to hear about your fucking weed, wait till earth is that fucking clear?" Jakorot said getting acetated.
"BUT ME WEED!" Jutory now said getting frustrated.
"Listen if I hear about your fucking weed one more time I'm throwing it out of the fucking space ship do you fucking under stand me Jutory!" Jakorot yelled getting angry.
"Fuck you dis weed cost me twenty bucks an ounce man so if you throw it out de window I'll kick your fucking ass man." Jutory said swiping away his weed putting it in his pocket.
"Then shut the fuck up Jutory!" Jakorot and Dogoty yelled at the same time.
They began to fly towards the earth at normal speed and every thing was ok…for two fucking hours when Jutory asked, "Can I smoke me weed now?"
"No god damn it!" Jakorot said, he was still annoyed.
Five minutes later, "How about now man." Jutory pleaded.
"No!" Jakorot was getting very pissed off.
"Dude if you want to get fucked up then got he the frig and get some fucking beers there you fucking idiot." Dogoty suggest to get Jutory to shut the fuck up.
"Fine I tik I will." Jutory said running to the kitchen.
"Thanks Dogoty you saved his ass cause I was about to beat the shit out of him." Jakorot said.
"No problem." Dogoty said.
"Hay you want to put this ship on auto-pilot so we can train?" Jakorot.
"Sure it'll pass the time." Dogoty said.
The two saiyans walked into the space ships dojo and they charged up to super saiyan 2, Jakorot and Dogoty flew towards each other (Jakorot obviously holding back so he wouldn't kill Dogoty) and fired hundreds of punches and kicks towards each other, when their fists hit at the same point a small explosion happened. Then both Warriors jumped back and began to chant at the exact same time, "Ka…ma…ha…ma…HA!" and Two large beams of ki hit each other creating a large spear of ki growing bigger and bigger until it exploded sending the two saiyans back words and hitting the walls at high speeds and they caused as small dent but thankfully the walls were strong enough, like Denday said, to hold against the power of two training super saiyan 2's.
Both warriors were tired, sweating and they wanted a beer. They went to the kitchen ware they locked Jutory in there about half an hour ago they walk in surprised to see Jutory drunk off his fucking ass laughing. "Holy fucking shit Jutory how much did you fucking drink!" Dogoty asked.
"I only had about half…" Jutory said while swaying unable to stand or sit straight. Jutory taking another drink from a bottle.
"You only had half of what Jutory?" Dogoty asked while looking at all the bottles littering the floor.
"I only had about half of the refrigerator man." Jutory laughing while turning around about to get another beer.
"Holly fucking shit that's almost fifty bottles you know that your fucking stoner I'm wondering if you have a liver any more." Dogoty said.
"Ok that's it I'm cutting you off Jutory you've already drank to fucking much." Jakorot said who was very annoyed with Jutory's behavior.
Jutory who showed his um… intelligence when he is drunk said, "Lithen ear oo I'n ot done et." Jutory then pucks allover himself the floor and some on Dogoty.
Dogoty looks at his pant leg and says, "God damn it why the fuck do I put up with this bull shit?"
"I don't know but lets pull him out of that shit and put him to bed" Jakorot said reluctantly.
Jakorot grabbed one arm and Dogoty grabbed the other and they pulled him to bed, then discussed with the puck that was on their arms they ran to the bathroom to wash that shit off them. "God Damn that shit fucking stinks man Jesus that feels good getting that shit off my arm." Jakorot said with a bar of soap in his hand.
"No shit that stuff felt like god damn acid." Dogoty said while trying to scrub the last of it off his arm.
"Man I don't think I want to get close the that refrigerator tonight how about you Dogoty?" Jakorot asked.
"No fucking way I want a drink but not that bad that shit smells so bad it makes me want to fucking puck." Dogoty explained.
"Yeah I going to bed and try and not think about it because that was some chunky puck god damn you know." Jakorot continued.
"Yeah I agree time for bed." Dogoty agreed.
The two saiyans went to sleep and the other one was passed out with a blood alcohol level of about .75.
Jakorot and Dogoty got up and began to pilot the ship Jakorot and Dogoty are now laughing because of how bad of a hang over Jutory is going to have. Even though the two saiyans thought it was fucking disgusting it was still very fucking funny and they couldn't help but laugh at Jutory's pain.
After two hours of laughing Jutory finally woke up and he had a terrible burning puck taste in his mouth and nose. He walks down to the control room he hears Jakorot yell at him, "How was it being drunk Jutory?"
"Ow not so fucking loud man me head is pounding so fucking much it feels like I'm going to fucking die." Jutory said rubbing his head
"Well that's your own fucking fault Jutory I mean what the Fuck were you thinking you fucking idiot?" Dogoty asked while yelling to piss off Jutory.
"Ow not so fucking Loud!" Jutory yelled and then continued, "Well I kept drinking and drinking saying to my self one more wont hurt and I did that for half and hour."
"Well you got fucked up Jutory at least you got that going on for you." Jakorot said laughing with Dogoty.
"Go fuck your self Jakorot." Jutory said angrily.
"Temper, temper Jutory." Jakorot began to say and then he tried to copy Jutory's Jamaican accent, "You need to cool down man."
Jakorot and Dogoty are now laughing there asses off at all the jokes directed towards Jutory. "Man Fuck you guys." Jutory said still rubbing his head.
"By the way Jutory you got to mop up your puck." Jakorot said seriously.
"What man don't make me do dis shit." Jutory said.
"Hay it's the unwritten guy rule you puck you got to mop the shit up." Jakorot said.
"Man it was me first time drinking!" Jutory protested.
"Well that's to fucking bad isn't it Jutory." Jakorot said insensitively.
"Man dis is bull shit." Jutory complained.
"I would suggest you do it now since Denday will be piss off if he finds puck in the kitchen. And don't get me wrong you're my bud but I'm not getting bitched out because of you Jutory." Jakorot said.
"But you brought da extra refrigerator man." Jutory said in his defense.
"Doesn't matter me and Dogoty will say it was you who filled it with beer so start mopping." Jakorot said.
Jutory grabbed a mop and began to walk into the kitchen and as he walked he restated, "Dis is bull shit man."
Well our heroes made it home but what will there next adventure be? Will they get fucked up again? Find out next time on Dragon Ball M.