Last time on Dragon Ball M our heroes ha an interesting journey home ware Jutory gets drunk off his fucking ass and threw up all over the ground. The saiyans basically made asses of them selves.
Around one thousand years ago (in Dragon Ball M time) the monster known as cell came up with a new plan to make him self stronger. He walked up to Freeza and re grew his tail and absorbed him gaining a great increase in his strength. Not satisfied cell sunk up on Cooler and attacked with his absorbing tail yelling, "Your power is now mine fucker!"
Cell's body began to change slowly and then he went to his final target before he worked on the rest of the people in the depts. of hell. He slowly walks up to King Cold (He wants to absorb that fag for his use in techniques) he quickly absorbs King Cold and Cell was no longer Cell he was now Cryogen and his power was increasable. And for a little under a thousand years Cryogen trained to become the strongest in the universe.
With a side note King Yama mover the people who were destined for hell were sent some ware else so that they were no absorbed.
Back to Dragon Ball M time period, "Hey Jutory me and Dogoty are going to go training you want to not be lazy for once in your fucking life?"
"No way man I'm going home to smoke me bong so I'll catch you two butt buddies later man." Jutory said flying off.
"That fuckers go a one track mind you know that Jakorot?" Dogoty asked.
"What smoking weed or gay thoughts?" Jakorot asked trying to hold back his laughter to sound serious.
"The smoking weed I mean the gay thing only happens when he's around you Jakorot, maybe he likes you." Dogoty said insulting his friend.
"Dogoty go fuck your self." Jakorot said.
"No I'll do that later lets go train Jakorot or are your urges getting the best of you?" Dogoty asked.
"Ok lets go train you fucking ass hole." Jakorot said, and the two saiyans flew off.
Will this happens two dark characters watch this from the other world, "He has quite a mouth on him doesn't he." An old midget woman who resembled a witch said.
The other a tall dark figure with spiky hair, with one large spike leaning to the side of his head but his close and face are too shadowed to see the dark figure said, "Yes but he is the only hope for the earth."
Back on earth the two saiyans, Jakorot and Dogoty, begin to train by intense meditation. They begin to meditate as hard as they could at the same time they turn super saiyan and the fiery aura around them got bigger and bigger until they turned super saiyan level 2. The two super saiyan 2's stopped meditating and Jakorot looked at Dogoty and said, "Ok now I'm going to teach you how to become super saiyan 3 so I don't have to save your ass every fucking day I'm not your keeper."
"Fuck you Jakorot." Dogoty said.
"Ok so lets get you pissed off you little pansy ass bitch." Jakorot said charging towards Dogoty.
Jakorot and Dogoty fight at an incredible pace with fists and kicks flying in every which direction Dogoty is getting pissed off as all the insults Jakorot says during the fight until he is finally fed up with it. "Shut the Fuck up Jakorot I'm tired of you fucking shit!" Dogoty yelled charging up.
Dogoty's hair begins to grow down to his ass, his fiery golden aura grew, and last but not least his eyebrows burned off. "Too bad if you're tired of my shit." Jakorot said charging up to super saiyan 3.
The two super saiyan 3's fight as hard as they could, firing a lot of small ki balls and throwing hundreds of punches and kicks at each other. The two saiyans now out of breath de-transform to their normal forms. Jakorot breathing hard gasps out, "Ok, ok you're not weak, you fucking happy now?"
"Now I am Jack-off-a-lot." Dogoty said.
Mean while on the other side of the planet a dark figure appears and it begins to laugh, "Yes I'm finally out of hell, who would think that all those collected souls would bring me back? Now it's time for me to get revenge on all those fucking saiyans."
Piccalo II senses this disturbance and telepathically communicates with Jakorot and Dogoty yelling, 'Jakorot, Dogoty get the Fuck up here something has come up I want you guys up hear NOW!'
'Why what the fucks the problem Pic?' Jakorot asked.
'Get up here and I'll tell you.' Piccalo II said.
The two saiyans flew up to the look out and saw Piccalo II walk out and he said, "Ok that ki I sense is dark I think another psycho has come to destroy the earth."
"Shit again!" Jakorot asked.
"Yes again, and ware the fuck is Jutory!" Piccalo II asked while yelling.
"He's probably smoking his weed by now." Jakorot said meekly.
"Well get him we need all the help we can fucking get…What the fuck are you standing around for GET GOING!" Piccalo II yelled.
Both saiyans begin to leave the look out and Dogoty whispers to Jakorot, "Is Pic a fucking grouch to day or what man? Dose he have a dildo shoved up his as or something like that?"
After the question a huge ki ball hits Dogoty in the back and Piccalo II said, "I fucking herd that you little fuck go to Koren and get some fucking senzu beans."
The two saiyans got a senzu bean and got a bag of five of them. They then flew off and went to get Jutory, flying for about three minutes they found him ready to smoke his bong. "Jutory wait don't smoke that!" Jakorot and Dogoty yelled.
"Why man you guys want to take a hit with me?" Jutory asked.
"No some psycho is trying to blow up the earth." Dogoty explained.
"Fuck again?" Jutory asked.
"Yeah I know what the fuck is so important about earth that every one has to come hear and try and blow it the fuck up!" Jakorot yelled in frustration.
The three saiyans now begin to fly towards the evil that has landed on the earth and as they begin their flight Jutory said out loud, "Man it's like god's trying to stop me from smoking ay man."
"Maybe it's a sight to quit Jutory." Jakorot suggested.
"Man if god didn't want us to smoke weed he wouldn't create it on dis green earth you know what I mean Jakorot?" Jutory asked.
"That's a stupid reason that's like saying if god created all this evil why doesn't he let it win at least once huh Jutory?" Dogoty asked.
"Yeah Jutory, and some times I think your addicted to the shit." Jakorot said pointing to the bong that was still in Jutory's hand.
"You should drink more Jutory." Dogoty said.
"No fucking way I'm drinking again that shit gave me a fucking head ach man I will never drink beer again." Jutory said.
"Ok you guys get off your asses we got to go finish this shit fast." Jakorot said.
"Your right Jakorot." Dogoty said.
"Yeah man I think you should fight him since you have the smallest dick which means you have the highest power level." Jutory said and he and Dogoty burst out in laughter.
"Ok I'll prove you fucking fuckers wrong." Jakorot said dropping his paints.
Dogoty and Jutory look down at Jakorot's dick and the laugh even harder than before. "Thanks for proving our theory right Jakorot." Dogoty says with tears of laughter.
"Ok you guys can just go away and go play hide and go fuck your selves." Jakorot said getting really pissed off.
The three saiyans begin to fly again two of them still laughing their asses off and unable to control it after seeing Jakorot's baby dick.
What is this new evil? Can the saiyans defeat it? Who were those dark figures in the other world? Find out next time on Dragon Ball M.