This is the first section/chapter of the hilarious nonsensical Degrassi. I got this idea from www.degrassi.tv where the message boards have become overrun with disgusting fanfiction. So I decided that because their fics suck, I would christen mine 'Your Fics Suck'!
I don't own Degrassi, I never will, blah blah blah.
Now read!
In Which Manny Removes Her Pants
Manny is walking down the hall, and suddenly she has the urge to remove her pants. This is okay because she still looks very cute in her thong. Which is cute and not inappropriate.
"Hey hottie", says Sully who has somehow entered this fic even as a fifth rate actor and disposable character.
"Sully I am so over you", Manny says, winking at a nearby idiot.
"But I want your sex", he whines.
"Payments are negotiable."
"Great, mind if the boys get in on the deal?"
"How big?"
"Nevermind."
Meanwhile Emma is watching from her corner of the planet, wearing the lesser part of a burlap sack, and many sex bracelets. Puss is oozing from her mouth, as she eyes Manny and Sully thinking, he only gave me one bracelet, that family friendly word.
Craig approaches her wearing a straightjacket and oxygen mask, "I know what you mean, I want a piece of that, too."
"Craig, you are so sexist, I can't believe you blah blah blah feminist crap" then she storms away, taking a swig of her green tea.
End! Next Time: In Which Ellie Dreams
R&R