I know someone said to make the chapters longer, I will later. Seriously, alot of this is all just prewritten stuff, but I'm starting to make them longer for you viewing pleasure :)

just-nikki - I appreciate your efforts, tell Mr. Suzy I said hello.

britneyh8r - I kinda forgot about the whole Canada not having a presidant thing, oops. Now it's just a stupid political joke. Huzzah!

On Paige and Spinner

"Paige, I like your rack today", Mr. O said after explaining the ABCs.

"Matt, I appreciate your compliment, but school is not the place for this kind of thing." She said, looking around to see if anybody was staring. They were.

"Excuse me, young lady, you shall address me as 'Mr. OH', and nothing else. I expect you to stay after class for your disrespect."

"Promise?"

"Will you take your shirt off?"

Paige just smiles and goes back to drawing ponies.

Spinner looks very confused, even more so than usual. He was drawing dirty pictures in his notebook, in crayon. He's a very creative person; in fact he just drew a puddle of mud. He thought Paige's pony would look marvelous in the puddle, getting all dirty and wet; yes it would be a grand thing. Then he remembered that ponies don't like it when it rains, so he cried.

Paige, being the sensitive rape victim that she is, went to comfort Spinner by singing him a song,

Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass (ha)
I like that

. Mr. O got jealous and pummeled Spinner. It was kinda hot. Then Paige went and got a soda.

End Transmission

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