AN: This is a repost of the first comedy I've ever written. I wanted to share my madness with everyone. It's what I like to do. Enjoy!
Warning: This is rated PG-13. For bad taste and extreme, ( I do mean extreme) OOCness.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titan's. And if I were the creator, I would sue me for this.
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Robin's Boogie Night's
Prologue
Flaming Homer
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The witching hour is quickly blanketing the inhabitants of Gotham city.
Darkness always seems to bring out the worse in the citizens of our fair city: Drunks pile into their cars, ready to plow down the teenage couples on their first date, smack addicts litter the alleys and gutters trying to push one more vile of liquid pleasure into flaccid veins, fat hookers apply their makeup and massage their sweaty cankles in preparation for yet another night of trolling for dentally challenged truckers and lonely star wars fanatics, and sociopathic villains don their tights and mask, ready to unleash unbridled fury on the innocent with massive dooms day weapons. The average citizen, though, fears not these mean streets, for they are protected by the avengers of the meek...the fab five of justice...the Teen Titans. With their safety left in the hands of these courageous vigilantes, mere mortals feel safe enough to venture out into the night, and act like dicks.
Tonight , however, is quite different.
Tonight, our citizens must fend for themselves in this sea of debauchery.
For tonight, the Titans, are off duty. For this is the eve of Robins debut. Tonight Robin doesn't don his mask of justice, Tonight he lives out his life long dream....of being a male stripper. Let us now join our hero's as they prepare to leave the tower, for a night of much needed R&R
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Okay, the prologue isn't that long but I think it foreshadows nicely for what is about to come.
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