Alright….I read the list of 301 ways to annoy Snape, and I couldn't resist. I just had to write my own story. So far, I have thought of three things to do, which are my own, or at least I thought of them on my own….someone else has prolly thought of em too. Anyway, if anyone knows who came up with the list, I can mention it, or if anyone has any ideas of their own, than ill be glad to write them into my story and give that person credit.

I don't own anything Harry Potter related duh!!

I am going to forewarn you that this stuff'll prolly be outta character, cuz I plan on using Hermione as my main person, and I am not going to try and make it like her, cuz I doubt that she would ever do these things. Oh, one more thing…my story writing style is fashioned off of Lamentations of a starry-eyed twit.

So here we go, chapter one: Barking Mad

January 15th

9:30 PM

I think that I have gone mad. In fact, I am positively sure of it, because a sane me would never be doing this. It just so happens that right now, I am bent over a piece of paper writing a list. And now I think you had better sit down, because I am writing a list…. Of ways to annoy Severus Snape. Yes, see, now you agree. I am barking mad. Although, I do have a reason. After all the hell that man has caused me I'd like to think that I deserve a little bit of revenge. After all, it is half way through my senior year, and I have read all the books in the library several times over, am utterly bored with classes, andhereallypissedmeoff.

….

How on earth did that slip out? Stupid me, writing in pen. Erm, well, I think I'll go to bed now, and no I don't want to talk about it.

9:35 PM

Leave me alone! I already said I don't want to talk about it and……have I mentioned that I'm a raving lunatic? I am after all, writing to an inanimate object as though it were a person. Ugh, I need sleep.

9:37 PM

Fine, since you are so interested to know, I will tell you. Although, if I start breaking into strings of profanity, you will have to excuse me. No you won't, because you can't excuse me, you're an inanimate object. You're not alive.

Bloody mad.

Umm…..anyway, so Snape the Bastard decided to be bastardish to me today. I mean honestly, when I wrote that love letter, it certainly sounded nice to me, but Snape the Bastard can make anything sound horrible.

Bastard.

Anyway, I have decided it's time for revenge, and am writing a list of things to do. I only have three things so far, but I'm sure seeing him will give me a few ideas. Time for bed.

11: 00 PM

What? You wake me up because I didn't say goodnight to you?

….I refuse to believe I just wrote that…and I refuse to believe I just whispered good night to you. Oh god…I…am going to sleep. Good night.

That's the end of chapter one. I know its short, but I thought it was a good place to end. Hmm…..I am not sure this is turning out so well. Is it even funny? Iunno… review if you want to tell me how much it sux. Hope you liked it.