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Chapter 3: task 3

January 17th

7:28 AM

Yawn…. stupid bastard,,, which means SNAPE!! Which reminds me, when I go to the library today, I must remember to find out in which languages Snape means bastard, or jerk, or asshole, or shit head…must be every language.

What a way to wake up in the morning, thinking of Snape…

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In a BAD way of course, honestly, such a sick mind you have. I actually can't wait till class next Thursday; I've already got something planned out involving his hygiene. So I have to think of something to do today… OH I KNOW!!! I think I'll carry this one on for a while. Here it is.

Sneeze every time he is within five feet of you. Say you think you are allergic to him.

I'll go with this until next week.

Well I think I'll get a little bit of homework done before I go down to breakfast in the great hall. Wish me lots of devilish fun!

8:00 AM

Hmm…that wasn't as fun as I expected, but I guess I can't have perfect results every time, besides, it was only the first day…after a week he might get it through his thick head what I'm doing.

So here's what happened:

It just so happened that on my way down to the Hall, I ran into him. As soon as he was in range, I began to sneeze like crazy, and I made it really dramatic too. He didn't even look at me, but as I continued my way another student looked at me sympathetically and said "allergies eh?"

I had a good laugh over that.

Anyway, I made my way to the Gryffindor table, and it just so happens that after the meal had been served, and we were all eating, Snape came stalking into the room, and walked up the aisles to the high table. As he got within five feet of me, I began working up a really big sneeze.

"Ah…. ah…AH…. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH………CHOOOOOOOO!!!!"

I sent half of my plate onto Ron and Harry's, and made sure to flail frantically and knock over some glasses as I sneezed. I turned around to Snape and said "excuse me sir, I seem to have allergies" sweetly. He just looked at me kind of strangely and continued on to the table. Ron and Harry were glaring at me and complaining at the food that was now all over their face.

"Sorry guys," I smiled innocently before helping myself to more food.

I'm bored...I think I'll try and find something to do.

8:07 A.M

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!! I found something really fun to do, but it died, so I'm bored again. [A/N hi its me, I just wrote this in randomly…you can take it whatever way you want!]

8:08 A.M.

I found something fun to do again…to write to you!!!

8:10 A.M.

Really, its quite fun to write to you.

8:11 A.M.

YAY!! I'm just having so much fun. Ladeeda!

8:13 A.M.

It's losing its fun-ness

8:14 A.M.

It's going…

8:15 A.M.

Going….

8:16 A.M.

Going…

8:17 A.M.

Fun again!!!

8:18 A.M.

Going…

8:19 A.M.

Gone….

8:25 A.M.

Well, that was great while it lasted. Hmm…. I think I'm going to find Snape, I thought of something fun to do.

Ask him, "Can I have detention?" Just for kicks. (Thanks ErisDevan!)

Be back soon!

Noon

Hold on while I smack my head against a wall. Stupid girl! I forgot that he would be having a class at the moment. So basically…I walked right into his class, went up to him at his desk, and asked…

"Excuse me sir, but…can I have detention?" I think I might have made him speechless, but he quickly covered it up.

"Ms. Granger, you haven't done anything to deserve a detention." He said smoothly, trying to keep his calm.

"Doesn't interrupting your class count?"

"No, because you asked me a legitimate question."

WHAT!! Was Snape actually giving up a chance for detention?? Too bad...I wasn't going to let him get away with it.

"Well sir," I said while grabbing his quill away, "does that deserve a detention?"

"Ms. Granger stop acting like a child, and give me back my quill. No, it's not worthy for detention."

"How bout," I snapped his quill in two, "that. Does that?"

"Ms. Granger, you are a nuisance. Get out of my class!" His eyes flashed angrily as he repaired his quill.

"Sir! All I want is detention!" Scanning around, I grabbed a delicate looking jar off his desk and hurled it to the ground. Smiling sweetly I raised my eyebrows in a question.

"50 points from Gryffindor for stupidity and you will be serving detention with Filch tonight at eight. Now get out!"

"That's all lovely sir. But…I want detention with you." I carefully forced myself not to laugh. He could take that statement however he wanted.

"50 more points, Ms. Granger. Be here at eight sharp. Now…GET…OUT!!"

"Great sir…it's a date then. I'll wear something nice. See ya then!"

I ran as fast as I could. Laughter from the students echoed a long time after. I think I just lost all the respect he had from that class…

poor guy…

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Oh well.

I'm going to make tonight very busy with lots of torturing. My goodness…I seem to grin evilly an awful lot recently. Better get to lunch. Harry and Ron keep yelling at me to hurry p and get downstairs.

Credit for Ask him, "Can I have detention?" Just for kicks is given to ErisDevan. THANKS!!!

If you have suggestions for ways to annoy him, leave them in a review or email me, and ill put the best ones in (and give you credit of course!) hope ya enjoyed! ALSO…. tell me if you think a romance should develop between Snape and Hermione. Thanx!