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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR WONDERFUL REVIEWS!! I love all the suggestions, and I can't wait to use them!!

Tasks where no credit is given are mine, unless you know its yours, and I forgot….then you can yell at me. Otherwise its mine!!

SHEESH!! Everyone keeps asking about the love letter!! Its nothing of importance…it woulda simply been to whomever she likes (which doesn't matter in this story) and Snape took it as he made his normal rounds!! Oh another thing……"Ms. Exclaimed!" Snape exclaimed is meant to be Ms. Granger…but im guessing you prolly got that!!!

NOTES: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!!! I'm lazy! And have writer's block.. But that's still no excuse…and finals are next week *shudders* I am going to die!!!!

A relationship will not evolve (at least not yet) between the two of them. I polled people, and the majority said no. But its okay…for the next chapter, I have it all planned out *smiles evilly* you'll get your fill of romantic nonsense

Chapter 3: tasks 4, 5, & 6

January 17th

7:45 PM

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BWAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR…

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HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Evil Hermione is planning to strike tonight. She's stealthy, she's insane, she's suave, she's slick, she's smart, she's just plain evil! Prowling on innocent (and not so innocent) souls in the middle of the night (and day), top notch trickster of the school (expect for the weasley twins). Evil Hermione LIVES!!!!!! Revenge will be mine…hers……

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Who in the bloody hell just wrote that. Hmm….It looks an awful lot like MY handwriting. I think I have an evil twin sister trying to ruin my life!! NOOOOOO…

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Tonight is going to be a hell of a good time!!!! I have three things planned so far, along with continuing my last task with the allergies. And I may still do more as it strikes me!! EVIL HERMIONE RULES THE DUNGEONS, AND ALL HER SUBJECTS FEAR AND ADMIRE HER TAUNTING WAYS!!!!!!!

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yea…what she said.

Well, we wouldn't want to be late for detention now than would we?? We want to have the maximum time. Better go.

7:53 PM

Hey! I thought we had agreed there would be no more threatening to burn ourselves as a method of getting something out of me!!! Oh you say its so affective, eh? Oh yea? Well……see if I care if you burn yourself…go on and do it. I don't care!

7:55 PM

DEAR GOD THAT IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE DONE THAT!!!!!!! I TELL YOU DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!! I am going to put a fire retardant on you, AND I'm going to keep a fire extinguisher handy!! Now GOOD BYE! You are going to make me late to detention!

7:56 PM

Hehehe…..you thought I was actually gonna leave without telling you…..oh….you didn't…well…..i thought it was funny…….

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I give up. Here is what I am planning on doing.

"Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs and say that Draco really wants to know" (thanx Brittany Malfoy and citrinecastle (you both suggested it))

Say things in Spanish that don't really apply or make sense." (thanx ErisDevan)

In the middle of random quiet moments, magic the chair out from under him. (thanx ErisDevan)

Laugh or giggle continuously for no reason whatsoever and don't stop until he tells you to stop, stop and look at him like a deer in head lights, then go right back to laughing. (thanx again ErisDevan)

Variation: Laugh in strange ways (like the tigger laugh) and say it was the red cordial from lunch (thanx vicous pixie)

Ask him, "Dude where's my car?" Then burst out laughing.

Dramatically fall into Snape's arms and say, "oops I tripped."(thanx Sammy Rettop Malfoy Snape)

Its going to be madness!!! Can't wait to tell you what happens.

12:33 PM

I forgive Snape for letting me leave so late, because THAT ROCKED!!! EVIL HERMIONE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

Alrighty..ugh, my hand is going to hurt like hell when I am done with writing all of this. And I might simply fall asleep in the middle of it. Oh well…her it goes…

So, I got to class just in time, and he let me in. He seemed kinda confused, like he wasn't sure whether I was actually going to show up or not. I walked in the door, and to ease him into the insanity I was simply smiling. He told me what I was to do… make some simple potions for Madame Pomfrey that we had recently been working on in class. I went to get all of the ingredients and when I came back and started working, I began to laugh. At first, I started with a light giggle, then I worked to a full-throttled laugh.

"Ms. Granger, are you mad?"

Am I mad? Like you wouldn't believe…stupid man! That's about what was going through my head as I laughed ever harder.

"Ms. Granger, keep quiet!"

I paused in my laughing, forced my face to be serious and stared at him with wide eyes.

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Then I went right back to laughing. I swear I saw his eye twitching angrily as I continued to laugh and work on my potions. I didn't think he could handle it for much longer…and he couldn't.

"SILENCE!!!"

I looked at him for a moment then told him "No hablar en el cubo por favor."(no talking in the trash can please.

"Talk in english Ms. Granger! Your stupidity is getting to me!"

"Professor Snape es tan listo que chuga!"(Snape is as smart as a lettuce) Here I doubled over in laughter, my face red and hot from laughing so much. Staggering over to his desk behind which he sat I leaned on the desk and asked him in all seriousness…

"Dude where's my car?" In a valley-girl-meets-red-neck-hick-from-England type accent. Then laughed all the more. Random? My point exactly.

This time, when I laughed I switched to a Goofey(as in the character from muggle tv shows) laugh which went more like "ahoey ahoey ahoey"

"MS. GRANGER! SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND FINISH YOUR POTIONS!"

Again with the deer-in-headlights look, before continuing to laugh. I sat down and went to work on my potion, trying to concentrate while laughing and giggling all the while. Every few minutes I changed my laughing style. One minute, tigger, the next minute, a Frenchman. Donkey, pig, fish(a lot of gurgling really…I almost chocked on my own spit), and every other animal, type of laugh(chortling, cackling…), person, and inanimate object I could think of that makes sound.

Unfortunately, I got to a harder part in the potion, so I had to tune my wild laughing down to a minimum. As soon as I finished that part, I reached into my robes and grabbed my wand. Surreptitiously glancing up, I saw that Snape's eyes were down on his papers, and not me. I imagined Mr. Burns from The Simpsons saying "excellent," and felt like doing just that.

Anyway, I quietly whispered, "Accio chair." And……the chair flew right out from under Snape's butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ducking quickly as the chair came flying at me full force, I jumped out of my seat and ran up to Snape, who was know lying on the ground.

"Professor Snape, are you okay?" I tried to sound concerned, keeping my face serious.

My goodness, that man was stunned. But that quickly melted into anger. Ms. Granger, what in the bloody hell do you think you are doing. Do you want a-"

While he was talking, I had continued walking towards him when suddenly, I tripped. Oh no..how silly of me. My foot seems to have caught on the air and now I am falling….falling…..falling…..falling right on Snape. Note my sarcasm…

I knocked Snape, who had just been struggling to get up, back down.

I sat up on him, my legs straddled to each side of him, and said quite simply, "oops, I tripped."

Pause…

Silence…

Staring contest…

Glaring contest…

"Ms. Granger if you wouldn't mind-"

"You know sir, since we're already here-"

"I would like to-"

"I might as well go ahead and ask you-"

"Even though this is endless fun for me-"

"Do you wear boxers or briefs?"

"I would really like to be getting up n-what did you say?"

"I asked you if you were wearing boxers or briefs…Draco Malfoy really wants to know," I grinned.

Silence and a stunned look from his end.

"Awww….too shy to say? I'll just check myself then…"

I pulled apart his robes to check for myself.

He recovered quickly saying….."I wear neither" with a triumphant smirk.

"Is that so? I bet Draco will really love to hear that," I answered, my remark causing his face to fall. Ha, thought he had beat me there. I don't think so!!

Well…that's about all that happened. I got off him and said. "You know, it's a good thing you softened my fall. I could have hurt myself." I didn't wait for a response as I grabbed my things and walked towards the door. At the door, I turned around and said in a superior manner, "By the way, the potions are on the table." Then left.

I laughed all the way back to the common room!! That's all that happened. As soon as I got back, I started writing in you.

Oh! One last thing! While I was sitting there on top of Snape (after tripping mind you) I thought of the greatest things to do to him. I, am going to act like I love Snape. And I mean completely, absolutely, positively, without a doubt, in love. Sounds fun don't ya think??

Well, it's really late, so I had best go to bed. In fact I am really proud of myself that I actually got through writing this whole thing andZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………………………….

If you have suggestions for ways to annoy him, leave them in a review or email me, and ill put the best ones in (and give you credit of course!) hope ya enjoyed!

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Should Snape start taking revenge?? Another question for you to answer!

Yes: 1

No: 0