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NOTES: last chapter should have been January 19th, instead of 17th.

Chapter 5: explanation & tasks 10, 11, 12

February 11

7:55 PM

Oh my baby, my sweety, my precious!!!!! I missed you so very much! Almost a whole month since I last wrote to you, and so many bad things have occurred since then.

Most of it is much too sad and depressing, and simply long, to write down…but I will give you a brief account.

It was soon after I last wrote in you, and me, being the arse that I am, decided to bring you along to Potions, so I could write Snape's reaction to my latest prank. Unfortunately, my prank went awry, so I never checked if I even had you. It had been a really good prank so I was bummed that it didn't work out, and I didn't feel like writing in you. So, basically I went the whole day without checking that I had you…big mistake.

Sometime during the day (they wont tell me when) Ron and Harry stole you from me. They say I've been acting awfully strange lately, and they wanted to know why. Come to think of it, I did think that it was awfully bizarre that my jar of lizard guts seemed to float off of my desk, do some figure eights in the air, and fall to the floor…

Anyway, they READ you and made me tell them everything I had done, and was planning to do. Of course, after that I screamed and yelled at them for a few hours about stealing you…but then we were all okay. After I finished telling them about all the pranks I had already done, and how I was going to act like I was in love with Snape, they got these bizarre looks on their faces. Like, a light bulb went off in their heads, or Christmas came early. Then they just kind of disappeared for a while, taking you with them, and I have rarely seen them in the past month. They seemed to be avoiding me.

Just last night they suddenly came up to me and acted as though nothing had happened, and started talking to me about other ideas for how to act with Snape. Some absolutely ABSURD ideas. Sadly, they knew I would say no, and they had good ammo prepared against me…you. I do it, and I get you back, I don't, and you burn. So, obviously I was left with no choice. And so, with Valentine's Day coming up, I am going to be very busy.

This past month, I haven't even been able even to piss off Snape at all…yes, I was THAT down. A slight upside was that, because I haven't done anything to Snape, he seems to fear that I have something very bad planned…and actually…I do!!!

Well, that is the gist of what has happened in the past month. And now, I must go get detention from Snape so that I can begin to fulfill my next major task…to act like I am in love with Snape!!

Here is what I am planning on doing to get detention:

Run through the school and jump into Snape's arms and claim 'there was a mouse' (Nikki)

" Sir, I completely agree with what Pansey says. You are much hotter than any Malfoy." (marajade179)

February 12

Midnight

I just decided to tell you what happened quickly before I burst into another fit of laughter.

So, I got down into the common room and checked to make sure no one was around. Then, I took a deep breath, opened the portrait of the Fat Lady, and ran out as fast as I could…screaming!! I ran down stairs and through halls, waving my hands about madly and screaming all the while. I glanced behind me once and saw that I had quite a following…eeeexxxxcccceeeellleeeennnnttttt.

Run run.

Pant pant.

Scrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaammmm.

I finally reached the dungeons, ran into Snape's classroom (I didn't actually know whether he would be there. I only could only trust in his evilness to be concocting some horrible new lesson.) It seemed luck was with me, as Snape was sitting behind his desk. For a moment, he looked mildly worried. He wasn't doing what I wanted him to do. He needed to stand up!!

So, I just stood there in front of his desk, and screamed.

"Ms. Granger! Silence!"

Scream.

"MS. GRANGER! SHUT UP!"

Scream.

YES!!! HE STOOD!!! He stalked over to stand in front of me, trying to be intimidating I suppose. As soon as he stopped moving, I leapt at him, and he instinctively put up his arms, so I landed in his arms.

Awkward silence. (Yes I had stopped screaming)

He looked down at me as though he believed I should explain my actions.

"It was a mouse. There was a mouse in my dorm room," I stated, as though this were the most obvious thing in the world.

"A mouse…"

"Yessir."

"In your rooms?"

"Yes."

"Your rooms… up in the Gryffindor tower?"

"Yea."

"All the way across the school…"

"Yup."

I could tell he was getting very upset now. His eye did that funny little twitchy thing it does right before he is about to yell. Yippee!!

"YOU RAN ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SCHOOL, SCREAMING, FOR A BLOODY MOUSE??!!!"

"Awww….you are so cute when you are mad," I said as I pinched his cheek (Thanx Brittany Malfoy) and did that special cheek pinching thingermajiger, that all grandparents know how to do. I stared into his eyes…attempting to look dreamy.

"MS. GRANGER, ARE YOU QUITE AWARE-"

"You know sir, I completely agree with what Pansey says. You are much hotter than any malfoy." I tried not to cringe. Snape? Hot? *shudder*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA…that shut him up. He dropped off mid sentence.

He stared at me.

And stared….

And stared….

AND THEN THAT BASTARD DROPPED ME!!!!!! He just moved his arms and let me fall right on the floor…and in front of all the people who had followed me and were watching the entire scene. *twitch twitch* That's fine…..he'll get it ALLLL back at him. Smirk. Evil smile. Cackle. Okay I had better stop, I am disturbing the peace. Anyway, back to my story.

He (Snape obviously) just towered over me as I lay on the floor and said quite cockily (bastard), "Oh this again, Ms. Granger. Fine then, six o'clock tomorrow."

"Great sir, see you then," I said before winking, getting up, and leaving the room.

Well, its very late, and I have a lot of planning for detention tomorrow and for Valentine's Day, so to bed I go!!!!

To be continued…