This is the last and final chappy of my story, but don't worry, another one is on its way. KimiNaru...hinthint...eheheh...I'd like to dedicate this fic to Momochi Zabuza and Fei-sama for their undying love, trust, and other extremely mushy characteristics...so yeah. Thanks and Neji plushies go to the both of you.

Chapter 16: Fangirls in Lust are One Thing, But Fanboys in lust...

Back in Konoha

An ear-splitting nerve-shattering death-inducing yelp reduced Konoha to mere dust.

"YAAAAAAAYYYYY! WE'RE HOME! AND WE DID IT, TSUNADE BAA-CHAN! WE DEFEATED OROCHIMARU!" Tsunade groaned and made several attempts at mending her cracked sake bottle.

"Yes yes, now tell me what happened?" And so, mouth going a mile a minute, the little blonde fox-boy who had just defeated one of the most powerful ninja in the world of shinobi, became a boy once more, happy and carefree, relating the tale of his battle with a gleam in his eye. Tsunade smiled a bit sadly, happy for Naruto's success yet sad for Orochimaru. She closed her eyes.

"Orochimaru….may you find peace."

The words slid out of her mouth in a whisper, words that she alone could hear. Smiling, she shooed Naruto out of the tower and dropped her head on the desk, trying to recover from the shock of the events.

In the Streets of Konoha

Naruto skipped down the streets, hauling Sasuke, Neji, and Kimimaro at breakneck speeds as he made straight for a wooden building up ahead. Once there, he deposited the three safely on the ground in a rather unruly pile and smiled, dusting off his hands. Sasuke spoke up.

"Where is this place, Naruto?" The blonde looked shocked.

"You mean you've never been to a bath house before? Jeez, Sasuke…."

At once all three bodies went rigid and the Uchiha, the Hyuuga and the Kaguya screwed up their faces in a desperate attempt to control their blood flow, preferably to stop their little red corpuscles from flowing somewhere south. A bath house? All three shinobi started calculating wildly in their minds.

Bath house + Fox-child + Hot and Steamy x Naked Naruto Holy fuck.

Damn. They'd leave today with a few broken ribs and bloodied noses, nothing much, really, for the competition for the blonde wouldn't be your average Chuunin exam.

As one, they scooped up a perplexed Naruto and swept into the bath house, ignoring the several comatose girls on the floor due to four handsome, available, and oh so lusty men in one bath. Be still their hearts.

Once there, Naruto happily disposed of his jacket and pants, standing there in all his glory with nothing but his boxers. Immediately the other three whirled around and began stripping as well. Sasuke clamped his teeth together so hard that they cracked, Kimimaro chomped desperately on his fingers to restrain them from twitching, and Neji had given himself a few hefty wounds with a nearby kunai to regain control. Pain was such a good remedy when involving a scantily clad and irresistibly cute blonde.

Naruto slid into the waters, motioning the others to do the same. They promptly obeyed, submerging their heads into the soporific effects of the water. As they emerged, all three jaws hit the floor and the waters turned slightly pink from a few renegade drops of blood.

Naruto was standing there in all his naked glory, bathing himself under a waterfall. With his eyes closed, long lashes framing the lids, and an almost serene look on his face, Naruto looked like a fallen angel. All three onlookers promply fainted in the throes of lustful bliss. Oh god….this was heaven wasn't it? They could die a happy death…..

Naruto opened his eyes and looked quizzically at Neji, Sasuke, and Kimimaro. All three were salivating heavily, their eyebrows and hands twitching at sporadic intervals. Still confused, Naruto advanced towards them, inquiring about their rather peculiar state, a fatal mistake which would cost him most dearly. Three grins widened upon three faces and the three onlookers bunched up their muscles, making ready to pounce and devour. Kyuubi realized this and let loose with a rip-roaring warning inside of Naruto's mind.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU GODDAMN BRAT!"

In that split second, Naruto realized too late that they were after him, and ran like death was on his heels, slipping and sliding all over the wet rocks of the hot spring. Neji, Sasuke, and Kimimaro bounded after him, hands scrabbling over his body. Thinking quickly, Naruto made a familiar hand seal.

"Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu!"

Three Naruto appeared and held off the ravenous ninja as Naruto made a speedy getaway to the changing rooms and out the door.

Sometime later

There was a very faint knock at Naruto's door, and the sound of heavy panting reverberated through the wooden frame. Puzzled, Naruto opened the door to find his three Kage Bunshin gasping and panting with various bite marks on their necks and torsos. Walking in with a very notable limp, all three winced and uttered one single word before disappearing:

"Kinky."

With that, the Kage-Bunshin dissolved in a poof.

Naruto shook his head. Hopeless. Completely hopeless. Who knew Sasuke, Neji, and Kimimaro, the three most unenthusiastic shinobi in existence could have such vigor when it came to satisfying their libido. A sudden chakra signature caught at his senses and he paused, hoping whoever it was wasn't who he thought it was.

A split second later, a very disheveled Neji, Sasuke, and Kimimaro broke down Naruto's door, a crazed, almost rabid look in their eyes. Panting, they rushed towards Naruto, clearly out for blood. Naruto meeped and made a desperate lunge towards his window, going out but being stopped by Sasuke who pulled him back up and crushed his lips in a wet, wild kiss. The fox-child yelped which only opened his mouth and allowed Sasuke's tongue to access the inside. The Uchiha wildly explored Naruto's mouth while his hands roamed frantically around the blonde's body, coming to rest at the pants and pulling them down.

The pressure on Naruto's mouth was suddenly released as Sasuke was shoved backwards by Kimimaro who disposed quickly of Naruto's jacket and smashed his own lips against the other, pressing himself against the fox-boy. Naruto thrashed and broke free only to encounter Neji who scooped him up, deposited him on the bed, and landed full force on top of him, grinding their hips together while he stroked Naruto's hair and disposed of his shirt.

A poof was heard and Neji was caressing a log. Shocked, all three shinobi whirled towards the window to witness Naruto scrambling off the ledge for dear life, clad in nothing but his boxers. Plunging downward, he made an unpleasant landing on a shrub (curse the bastard who planted that rose bush in the most inconvenient of areas) and ran down the streets of Konoha at a breakneck speed. Instantly Kimimaro, Neji, and Sasuke leaped after him, running down the walls and through the streets in a mad pursuit of a blonde fox-child.

Tsunade watched the three chase the other down the streets in her crystal ball, smirking heavily. Chuckling slightly, she leaned back in her chair, happy that the events had finally taken a turn for the better. Closing her eyes, her thoughts wandered to Naruto. He had improved greatly, and she suspected he'd be one of the greatest Hokages to ever grace the lands of Konoha. Still….no matter where he went or what he did, Naruto would always be Naruto, never losing the carefree spark of joy and happiness that made him unique from everyone else, and Tsunade was happy that Konoha bore such a gem in its generation. Naruto would accomplish great things one day, more so than he ever did in his youth.

Owari

Whew, that was long. 98 pages...hehehee...I think my next one will be a bit longer though. Not sure. Once again, thank you Fei-sama, Momochi Zabuza and all the reviewers out there for putting up with me and my writing. I'll be back soon!

Love,

Silver-eyed Hyuuga