Disclaimer: I don't own Remalna or its characters. If I did, though, I would own Vidanric, and that would rock.
A/N: No one reviewed this but my sister, which is kind of sad. It's sort of like having to go to the prom with your mom. So, if you read this and like it/hate it/whatever, take the time to tell me. I love getting reviews, and you'll make me dance around the computer room shouting "yay!" and bumping into things. Now who wouldn't want that?
"OMG Vidanric! we r, lyke, comin' 2 get u!" shouted the fangirls. "We luv u sooo much, OMG!one11"
Mel covered her ears. "The chatspeak! It hurts my ears so badly!" Vidanric hugged her. "It's okay," he said. "The palace guard will be here soon 2 take dem...I mean, uh, to take them away."
Mel looked up. "Vidanric! OMG we r startin' 2 talk lyk them!" screamed Mel in a panic. She tried to speak slowly and deliberately. "Okay, if we talk very slowly and careful, we can hold off its effects."
Vidanric stared blankly at her. "What effects?"
"Well," said Mel. "I'm not sure exactly, but I think their bad grammar is starting to rub off on us. Soon we'll be wearing low-riders and dying our hair blonde."
"You mean..."
"Yes. If they don't go away soon, we'll be turned into fangirls. Permanently."
Vidanric began to sob. Mel rolled her eyes. He could be such a baby sometimes.
They didn't have to wait long for the palace guard to arrive.
"Hey! You girls!" Shouted a gruff male voice. "Get out of here before I have to take drastic measures!"
The fangirls giggled. "LOL!" squealed one. "Ur cute!
There was silence for a moment. Then the guard spoke. "Well, I do work out..." The fangirls giggled.
"Wanna go make-out?" asked one fangirl.
"Okay!" said the guard enthusiastically.
Mel and Vidanric gaped. "I don't believe this..." whispered Mel.
Suddenly, the door began to shake. "Wham! Wham! Wham!"
"Wha...what are they doing?" asked Vidanric, his voice quavering.
Mel paused for a moment. Than it dawned on her. "The fangirls..." she said. "They're making a battering ram."
They both clutched each other tighter in their terror. Neither noticed that Mel's dress had magically turned a light shade of pink.