Disclaimer: Okay, listen up, I'm going to say this once, and only once. I do not own Harry Potter, no matter how much I want to. It all belongs to the great JKR not me.

Now that that's out of the way on with the story.

The Great adventures of Trevor the Toad

Chapter 1 The

Adventures on the Hogwarts Express

Everyone thought I was just an average toad. No one ever thought about my side of the story.

I knew something was going to happen today, I could feel it. My pet Neville was nervously excited. His eyebrow kept twitching, I watched it go twitch, twitch. Grandmother was wearing her lime green dress, bright red handbag, and a stuffed vulture hat. I loved that hat, it kept away predators.

Finally, it was time to go, as we stepped into the flames, Neville dropped his hat.

"No!" he cried, "My hat."

Personally, I was glad to see the hat go, it was an ugly greenish, grayish, brown. The thought of being seen with anybody wearing it gives me chills. Suddenly, there was a jerk, next thing I new, I was alone. I looked around me, confused, I was in an empty compartment. Looking out the window I saw: the scenery flying by. The door opened, and there stood a horrific looking girl. Her face looked as though it had gotten run over by a steam roller, her mouth was set in a scowl. If she wasn't careful her face would get stuck like that. She was abnormally skinny, you could see her ribs poking through her robes. Her arms and legs looked exactly identical in width, it was creepy.

"Ewww gross!" she shrieked.

Suddenly, she came towards me, she grabbed my back left leg, and threw me out the window. I hastily grabbed on to anything I could, holding on for dear life. I started to make my way up to my pets apartment.

"T-r-e-v-o-r!" bellowed Nevil.

He started to reach for me when I couldn't hold on any longer. Whoosh! I flew back, thinking this was the end. Splash! I landed in the water. I struggled to keep myself up, gasping for breath. Then I felt it, it was the sandy bottom. The water was so shallow, I could stand in it. Thank you, I muttered looking up at the sky. My mum thought I was a disgrace to the family name. I was a toad, and I couldn't swim. The next thought that came was horrible. Here I was a little toad all alone in the big world.

"Hi Hun," a voice called to me, "aren't you a little ways off from home?" I turned around in terror. There was the most gorgeous lady frog I'd ever seen. Long green legs, adorable pout lips. I was in love, and it felt good.

"H-h-I," I stuttered. I was a complete fool to her.

"Now baby, I no you didn't go stuttering at little old me." She was a seductress, an angel, a devil. I looked at her, I couldn't get enough of her. "Baby, you were going to that Warthogs school, weren't you." The way she spoke it was a fact, not a question. I nodded. "Come with me, I have a way to get you there." She led me into a clearing, and there it was, a way home. It was an old, rusty cannon.

"Now lets see," She looked thoughtful, "Ah yes, I remember. Get into the cannon you old toad," I heard her say.

"Before I go, what's your name?"

"My name is Tanya. What's yours?"

"Trevor," I replied, "I'll miss you, even though I just met you."

"I'll miss you to Hun." I nodded to her, and got in the cannon. "All right." She began, "ready, aim, FIRE!" That was the last I ever saw of Tanya.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed. Wind rushing past my face. Drying out my eyes. SPLOOSH. I landed in water. Immediately I began to struggle. I couldn't swim! Suddenly, a slimy tentacle rapped around me. Oh great, I thought, now I was going to get eaten. It turned out, that wasn't the case at all. The tentacle through me into the air, and I landed in a boat.

"Ahhhh." The boy screamed. He had slicked back white-blond hair, and a face like a ferret. Crabbe, or Goyle, get rid of it," he commanded. The two hulks behind him nodded. They both reached out to grab me. I felt two pairs of hands on me, and began to struggle. Suddenly, I slid out of their hands, and shot over to another boat.

"Trevor." A voice called happily. "I thought I'd lost you, for good this time," I looked up at the speaker in relief. I'd never been happier to see Neville in my life. I was tired so I went to sleep right away.

Suddenly, I awoke. I was siting out side of Hogwarts. I started to hop toward the entrance to find my pet, when I stern faced teacher kick me for no good reason. Then, the ground around me started to shake, I was almost completely surrounded by kids. Soon afterwards I found that no good teacher that had kicked me. I stated to jump towards her. I was going to give her a peace of my mind, when I heard, "Trevor," it was my pet. Nevil had emerged from the crowd, and snatched me from the ground. I realized I would not get to talk to that ill-mannered teacher, so I started to croak as loud as I could. Nevil soon quieted me. I was taken up to what I assume was are dorm. I happily jumped onto a bed, and dozed off into a deep slumber.