Author's note: thank you SOOO much everyone who has reviewed my story! Sorry for the LATE update! I HAD WRITTER'S BLOCK! AND IT DIDN'T HELP THAT I HAD TONS OF HOMEWORK!Please enjoy this chapter and don't forget to drop me a review!
Disclaimer: I do not…maybe in my dreams...mind…and day dreams…own any of the wonderful characters of Harry Potter. Nope, J.K Rowling owns them…lucky…anyway that does NOT under ANY circumstances mean I can't torture any of the characters. The good news is that I do own the plot…muhahaha…that means …let the pain begin!
Warning: because of the plot…and the torturing I'll be doing on guys…I will warn the male species that have come across my story. This story will feature total and utter boy dissing and also…be forth warned people who don't like to see Malfoy being tortured…I will REALLY, REALLY, REALLY…make him suffer. With this warning all I have left to say is…review and enjoy this chapter!
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Chapter Three: Bring on the punch-ing!
"Stupid idiot! Guys, who the hell needs them, they should be sent underground and only be used for breeding…but no they freaking have to be on this earth…making me angry!" Hermione spoke to herself as she looked at the Quidditch pitch.
She went to sit down in the stands and was enjoying her time when she heard someone behind her. That someone touched her shoulder and as a reflex she grabbed his hand and twisted it.
"Owww! Can you please let go of my hand? I'm sorry for scaring you, but that is no reason to break my hand." Hermione let go, with some reluctance. She saw the guy sit next to her.
He had a muscular body, nice facial features and raven colored hair. His eyes were between green and blue. He was smiling at her, besides him she spotted Ron; Ginny's brother. He was well built too, with red hair and cinnamon colored eyes; he also had a smile on his face.
"Sorry about that, Hermione. I tried to warn him against surprising you, but he wouldn't listen to reason." Ron said calmly.
"It's really okay, sorry about hurting you. I'm very jumpy, and it didn't help that I was mad." She told the two guys.
"Yeah, I figured that to be the truth, since what Malfoy said to you. I'm Harry Potter, welcome to Hogwarts." He welcomed Hermione.
She studied him, he looked sincere, but new he probably wasn't she desided to play along, and so she smiled at him. Her bad mood changing a bit. She liked Ron…most of the time, when she didn't want to kill him; which was every few minutes, he was like a brother to her; if she could 'trust' Ron then she could probably 'trust' Harry.
"I'm Hermione Granger, nice to meet you." He smiled at her and she forced a smile too. After shaking his hand they started to talk.
"Everyone is talking about how you stood up to Malfoy, that took guts; not even one of the guys, not including us, has stood up to him. Usually girls are all over him; unfortunately my sister probably has a major crush on him…" Ron trailed of as he talked about his sister with Malfoy.
"How about we go and get something to eat? The Great Hall is now open for lunch, its twelve already…shall we go?" Harry asked Hermione and Ron.
"Sure, I'm starving…haven't eaten since breakfast. What do you say Hermione? Want to spend your lunch with us? We could share strategies on how to beat up Malfoy…some pranks?" Hermione was tempted, she was actually enjoying their company; this was the first time guys had looked at her face and not her…other places…
"Sure, why not? You guys are the first guys to spend time with me…and not get send to the hospital! Let's go." With that the three new found friends went of to the Great Hall.
They opened the doors and stepped inside, tables were in neat rows every where. The headmaster was at the head table, enjoying his chicken with smashed potatoes…and lemon drops. 'What is it with him and lemon drops?' she looked around some more and spotted her two friends. Unsurprisingly they were sitting across from Malfoy, giggling there heads of. Malfoy was of course smirking in her direction.
Hermione glared at him and then went to sit next to Harry and Ron. Food appeared on the table and the two guys filled there plates. Ron, he was stuffing himself with food…so was Harry. 'So, they have no manners…hmmm…if you can't beat them or teach them manners, then why not join them?"
Hermione filled her plate and started eating, although not as fast; she didn't want to choke to death. Feeling someone's eyes on her she looked at the direction. Draco Malfoy was looking at her. So, she glared at him, never blinking; only making her eyes even more deadly. He had the nerve to laugh and then he turned away from her.
She looked at her two new found friends, and saw that Ron was getting redder. He put his hand to his neck and started struggling for breath. Hermione sighed and then hit him HARD on the back. The bone Ron had been choking on went flying towards Malfoy's direction. He was just about to drink from his cup when the bone went inside, splashing PUNCH all over him.
Hermione couldn't help it, she started laughing. Soon everyone at her table started to laugh too, even Ron almost choking to death, started to laugh.
"Who threw that?" He demanded, all the guys; not having enough balls to not answer him, pointed at Hermione. "You threw this Granger?" he barked, Hades would have been so proud of him; for his death stare.
"Of course not Malfoy, Ron was choking. I patted him on the back, bone went flying, got you wet, end of story." She said restraining her laughter. "Isn't this true guys?" she asked around the table, looking at them so fiercely that some cowered at her gaze.
They all nodded, Hermione turned back to Malfoy. "Told you, things aren't going so well for you….. That is definitely no reason for you to blame your bad luck on me…thinking me able to do a thing like that. You will hurt my tender female feelings you know…" Hermione said she then forced her face to appear hurt; she was laughing so hard on the inside though.
"And I'm supposed to believe you? You have no female feelings! And you are not even hurt, probably don't even cry!" he shouted, the professors were looking at the scene with interest. Some of them trying hard not to smile.
"Didn't you just this morning tell me I had female feelings? Thank you for proving my words, I don't cry and I'm not sentimental. You should really stop contradicting yourself, Malfoy. Now can we please get back to eating?" she commanded sweetly.
Malfoy sat down on his seat, not wanting to make a bigger fool of himself. He made a huge deal of sitting down, he was so mad he grabbed the cup with punch, with the bone, and took a long drink of it. Realizing what he had done he spit it all out; ruining Lavender's clothes.
"My clothes! Look what you did to them! I can't believe you!" grabbing her pumpkin juice then threw it at him, getting him even wetter. Then Lavender left the great hall, her head up high. She only returned back when she forgot her bag with the map in it, then she left the great hall, head held high.
Hermione, having taken a drink of her pumpkin juice, was now choking on it. Where was her camera when she needed it? 'This is even better then Saturday Night Live! This could be sent to the funniest home videos, except we are not in America…oh well.'
Harry and Ron obviously enjoying their enemy being dissed by girls simply watched. Malfoy then left the Great Hall, daring anyone else with his eyes to make fun of him.
"Here is to another victory! Hermione…you are our hero!" Harry and Ron raised there pumpkin juice and then took a nice and healthy drink. This was going to be a very interesting year, was what was in the two boy's mind.
Author's note: I was going to leave you readers hear, but I thought I would be nice and continue hear!
'Damn that granger! I'm going to kill her…slowly…slowly…and then BAM! I'll use my wand and turn her into a beetle, step on her and then go back to trying to win over her two friends. No one has ever made me looked so pathetic!' Draco thought to himself as he went to his dormitory.
He said the password to open it and then it opened. He stepped inside and went to his room, once there he headed to the bathroom; clean clothes in his hands. He closed the door behind him and then took of is shirt showing his brad pit body…
(Everyone stopped drooling yet?...okay let's continue!)
After he took of his shirt he went to take of the rest of his clothes and stepped into the shower. Finally making sure he got the pumpkin juice out of his hair he got out and dried himself. After he was done with putting on some dry clothes, he decided to go outside for a while.
He wanted to cool of some steam before he went to the welcoming feast, in the Great Hall. He took out his broom, the new and improved Fire Bolt 2004. It was the latest addition to the long line of broomsticks. It had only cost him about three thousand galleons, but that was nothing compared to how much he paid for his clothes. He went to his balcony; he had his own room, and mounted his broom. He then took of and headed towards the Quiditch Pitch.
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Hermione had decided to go to the quiditch pitch and do some writing. She had gotten permission from the headmaster to have a laptop in school. (Yeah I know…doesn't fit in with magic things…but this is my story and I'll have a laptop). She liked to use it for writing her poems, stories, lyrics and her laptop could also play music; she loved her rock music.
Just right now she was sitting on the stands, her laptop was on one also and she was using it as a sort of desk. She could access the internet from Hogwarts too. She was listening to Breaking Benjamin, the new album called 'We are not alone'. The song she was listening to was 'Follow', and she just had to sing to the lyrics….
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I'm losing sight
Don't count on me
I chase the sun
It chases me
You know my name
You know my face
You'd know my heart
If you knew my place
I'll walk straight down
As far as I can go!
I'll follow you if you follow me
I don't know why you lie so clean
I'll break right through the irony
Enlighten me
Reveal my faith
Just cut these strings
That hold me safe
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She continued with the song as she chatted with her friends.
(Hermione's screen name is…Dark Fire…Theia's is DarkGuardian and Persephone's is DarkMelody.)
She was not paying attention to her back while Draco Malfoy listen to her and looked over her shoulder to see what she was writing.
DarkGuardian: one day there and you already trying to beat him up? No wonder your parents put you in an all girl's wizarding school. You are so not meant to be with guys all the time! Lol!
DarkFire: it is not my fault! He is just so stupid! Idiotic! And he is an imbecile…he thinks he is all that and stuff! God I don't like him and Ginny AND Lavender are all over him! I'm not beating up all the guys you know, I made friends with Ginny's brother and with another guy!
DarkMelody: mionie! You mean you are friends with some G-U-Y-S! What is the world coming to? A day in which Hermione Granger has MALE friends…besides Ron…was going to be the end of the world, If I remembered right actually!
DarkGuardian: I want to know what that guy you don't like looks like…is he hot! Tell me the truth! I will have no lying in this friendship!
DarkFire: sigh…well he is not the guy that I would personally like…he died his hair blond! It can't be real, and those eyes have to be contacts! They are a very nice color and they have to be man made, they couldn't have been his at birth! Okay…he is hot I admit it! But I D-O-N-'-T like him!
DarkGuardian: sure…of course you don't like him! We never said you did! We have to go now! Teacher is coming and we aren't supposed to be using this while we are supposed to be eating! See ya!
DarkFire: bye! I'll go and beat someone right now!
DarkGuardian: has left the room
DarkMelody: has left the room
After Hermione finished talking to her friend she decided to make another of her poems. She put her fingers and just started writing what came to her mind; it usually involved sorrow.
So cold
So cold
I tremble all over
I shake and laugh
My life is coming to an abrupt end.
So cold
Tears slip down my frozen face
Into icicles is what they change
My life is coming to an abrupt end
So cold
I touch my left hand
Frozen into an ice cube instead
My life is coming to an abrupt end
So cold
I tremble all over
I shake and I laugh
My life is coming to an abrupt end.
So cold
She was still unaware that Malfoy was behind her AND that he was mad AGAIN, since he read what she said to her friends; that his hair and eye color wasn't real.
She had already finished the Breaking Benjamin CD and was now listening to The Rasmus. She started to sing AGAIN…a soothing tune, was what Draco would of heard IF he wasn't mad at her for saying stuff about him.
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Feel the heat below my feet
I have to go, no time to sleep
Can't believe the things you say
I turn my head and walk away
You make me sick - you make me nervous
Times had come when you would say
This is the one and sees the day
Times had come for honesty
My victory is your defeat
Can't you see you've been mistaken…
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Draco Malfoy was getting tired of watching her sing, nothing exciting was happening; and her poems were making him sorrowful inside, they reflected what he mostly feels. To make things interesting he leaned close to her ear.
"Hey baby, aren't you looking fine right now…" he trailed off.
Hermione jumped and swung around, punching him on the nose. Blood came out of it and then he lost his balance, trying to stop his nose from bleeding. He fell ten feet from the ground and lay there, his body hurting.
"Holy shit! Stupid Malfoy! Why did you do that!" she yelled at him after she jumped down and was standing next to him.
She tried to help him up, and he sort of let her help him.
"You knew I was up there! Just like I knew you thought I was hot! These eyes and hair are my real color and I'm not stupid! And just for the record…I don't need your help!" he shouted at Hermione.
"Fine, if you don't want my help then I won't give it to you!" with that Hermione let go of him, he stumbled to the floor. She then went to get her laptop and went back inside the castle. She left Draco, feeling so poor and really, REALLY crappy. Yet, this is all the beginning of his miseries, Hermione might be a girl…but he will find out not to mess with her…it will just take A LOT of torturing for him to figure this out.
Author's note: this chapter's end score was difficult to decide who to give points to. I decided to give both Hermione and Draco one, since Draco scared her! I will give Hermione two this chapter because she beat him two times, after the totals the score is now…
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TOTAL SCORE is NOW
HERMIONE GRANGER: 3
DRACO MALFOY: 1
I hope that you liked this chapter! Please review! Until next time! The poem, so cold is by me! Okay well…bye!
Crimson Sadows