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Chapter 4

Weird

Trevor's dream sequence

There was once a squirrel named, Mr. Dargy Nortfast. He was a happy little squirrel, collecting his nuts all day. One day, his acorn fell from the tree onto the road. Quickly, he scurried down to grab it, when a car, going what seemed like 100 mph with the windows rolled down and hard rock blasting out from the windows, crushed his poor delicate body. He was flat as a pancake. Then, a very long snake, named Iggybokerkins, slithered onto the road and swallowed poor Mr. Dargy Nortfast. Mistaking him for a rabid mongoose.

Suddenly, a wizard popped out of nowhere, with a pair of beaver claws, and said, " it saved me from the hitch hikers." Then he hit Iggbokerkins with the claws and ran off into the into a gopher hole. Now, Iggybokerkins felt a strange bubbly sensation inside him, it was like he was in a bubble bath.(weee I love bubble baths lol sry k I am gonna go now.) Then WHOOOSHPGHTRY! He turned into a giant, white, polka dotted flamingo. Iggybokerkins looked around in confusion . He could see over the tops of trees. Then he noticed a car coming. It slammed on the brakes as soon as Iggybokerkins came into view. He screeched in alarm, as his wings flapped violently.

"What are these?" he asked himself looking at his wings. "Maybe they are some high tech conveyance devices. He started to flap his wigs slowly, he started to raise form the ground. HONK, HONK. The car started to make a strange bleeping noise that hurt poor Iggybokerkins ears. He screeched as he dove for the car, grasping it in his beak he swallowed it whole. The people inside the car were screaming there hearts out, but it was to late. Taking flight again, Iggybokerkins flew towards the city. He landed on top of the tallest building. Stretching out his wings, he made an ear splitting scream. People below were shrieking in terror.

"It's a flying cucumber," cried one of the fat pedestrians.

"No, it a extra terrestrial from another galaxy that came in its giant sausage ship. It's purpose is to eat us from inside out through a Straw…" shrieked a space freak with giant teeth so large they stuck out of his mouth, coke- bottle glasses, a large crooked nose, a few warts, and his pants pulled up to his chest, his bright pink and yellow shirt tucked in other wise know as Eric. (Prohatsatands bro that is not what he looks like though jus so u no)

"No freak, it's a giant snake turned into a white flamingo, by a crazy gopher wizard," said an annoyed punk girl named Keli. (Keli is prodooropener)

Iggybokerkins had had enough, he took a mighty well planned dive strait at the freak. SWOOP! SNATCH! SWALLOW! The three S's of eating wart covered freaks.

Getting board, Iggybokerkins looked for more entertaining prey. As he flew he struck building with his claws making them collapse. (an I know flamingos do not have claws but he is special okay.) He made his way to the main part of the city, when he noticed a large sign that said Pet Store. This infuriated him, pets should not be sold like slaves. Swooping down he ripped off the roof of the store, and set all the animals free. There was a stampede of fish, (an I no that fish can walk and stuff but this is a dream an OK OK I am leaving now) dogs, cats, chines water dragons, turtles, monkeys, iguanas, and snakes. The only one that didn't get saved where the spiders, and the crickets, because they are to ugly to live on the face of this earth. (an I am sry bout that for the people that like them I jus cant stand them especially crickets they scare the crap out of me I no I am weird NE way back to the story.) Igggybokerkins noticed an old man walking down the street, carrying a small bowl containing a little gold fish.

"I'll save you little buddy," he cried out in a dramatic tone of voice. Charging toward the man he made a leap. He knocked the bowl out of the mans hands. He hit it with such force that it flew into outer space. (an yes the fish is still alive.)

The old man started to fallow Iggy abound crying, "you stole my fish, you stole my fish."

FISH POV.

"Hey this isn't so bad, it is a little lonely, but I can live with that. I always have myself to talk to. Hi self what up with you. Aw nothing much. Hey have you met Bob. Yeah. Blah Blah Blah Bob did this, Bob did that Bob, Bob, Bob.

END OF FISHES POV.

Suddenly, Iggybokerkin felt that strange sensation again. POPGHGHTYPOP! He grew larger. Now he was a lot taller. (your probably wondering why he got larger well for every fish that is on pace that talks about Bob he grows larger.) He screeched in triumph as he lit fire to the city. He didn't know how but he did. He flew around the world destroying every thing in his path. Hawaii, Japan, China, Algeria, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Bhutan, Bolivia, Burma, Zimbabwe, Guadeloupe, and every where else. (ha ha end of the world.) he destroyed till there was nothing left except that old fart following him around saying, "you stole my fish, you stole my fish." Eventually Iggy took the old fart and stuffed him into a pickle jar and threw him into a badger hole never to be seen again on the face of this earth. Finally, Iggy got so board he ventured out into space looking for more planets with life to destroy. (an I no they cant breath but like I said before its a dream.)

Iggy got bored so he started to sing as he flew to his next doomed planet. As he reached his destination, the people were already screaming. Eating them one buy one he traveled to the last house. There was the cutest little girl standing in front of a broken down shack. This girls name was Ona, and she was 5 years old and an orphan. Iggy was about to devour her when she clicked "play" on her stereo. Then a catchy little tune fill the air "frosted flakes are more than good there great!" Iggy then started to get his grove on. He started out slow but then got really crazy with the hips.

The little girls started to sing after the song was over, the dreaded black horrid malicious song of old! Oh Jesus!

It's a dutiful day in this neighborhood,
I need you to pay back a favor
Would you rate mine?
Com-men-tate mine?...

A gra-tu-it-ous blue hat in Beauty would
Re-cip-ro-cate me for my duty
Would you de-cline?
To give me mine?

I had always dreamed of feeling advisor e-go-boo
It cost my soul, but now I'm wearing a hat, of blue

S-o-o let's block or gang-bang a newby today
Sticking together, advisors we'll stay
Sytem's de-signed
To un-der-mind
Just the pe-on ra-ter.
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my rater?

ORIGINAL:
"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?"

Suddenly, Trevor awoke. He looked around nervously to make sure there where no giant, white, polka dotted flamingos. But there in the window stood what he had been dreading. He was about to scream when, SNORT!

END OF TREVORS DREAM THINGY. (ha ha I fooled you I never said end of Trevor's DREAM THINGY)

Trevor awoke, this time for real, to the snort of Chibi. She was lying on her back laughing so hard she almost rolled off the bed.

"You should have seen yourself," she cried between laughter, "your eyebrow was twitching, and when I woke you up you looked all paranoid."

"Shut up," Trevor muttered, "I had a weird dream."

"OOOO, tell me, tell me," begged Chibi.

"Okay, Okay," he started the story with Dargy Nortfast, and ended with Ona singing. (oh ya I called him Iggy casue Iggybokerkins was to long so ya.) Chibi started her fit of laughter again. After she was done she stood on her hind legs and pretended to be Iggy, chasing Trevor around the room, then out into the castle.