Like Father, Like Daughter. By: Shuuichi's Kindred Spirit
Sakamae was aimlessly wandering through the house when something overcame her. She clutched her stomach and fell to her knees as the sound of her stomach growling echoed throughout the quiet house. "What was that?" Hiei called from the livingroom.
"N--nothing!" Sakamae replied in haste, a bit embarassed. She then stood up and went to the kitchen to get something to eat. She opened the freezer. In doing so, a brief cloud of grey smoke ingulfed her. She coughed and waved her hand infront of her face as to drive away the horrible smell and smoke. When she saw what had caused the smoke, she made a disgusted face. "DAD!" She called, whining. "You left your socks in the freezer AGAIN?!"
"That wasn't me!" He called back. "That was probably Yusuke!" Gagging and covering her nose with one hand, Sakamae reached into the freezer and cautiously removed the vile-entity-known-as-Yusuke's-smelly-socks and threw them in the trash. Gagging once again to show her great disgust, Sakamae then walked back to the freezer in search for something to eat, She went for the icecream. All gone. She sighed heavily.
"Urameshi." She tossed the empty box into the trash. Reaching back into the freezer, she picked up the HotPockets. Again, they were gone. The sno-cones, the frozen easter eggs, even the brocolli! IT WAS ALL GONE! "That human sure does eat a lot." Sakamae sighed. Everything was now emptied from the refrigerator. Sakamae was about to close the door when her eye caught something hidden in the back. Curious, she reached back and retrieved... a hot dog bag. Empty. Sakamae was beginning to get impatient. "Jeez! Even the HOT DOGS!" She was about to throw it over her head and toss it, when she remembered something. She looked at the hot dog bag and studied it before calling to her father,
"Dad! Urameshi's allergic to hot dogs! So where did they all go?"
"Zell ate them!" Hiei replied back. ((side note: teehee I love putting Zelly randomly in things. And he WAS in the first chapter... )). Sakamae sighed in disgust. Her hunger was only growing and the supply of food was dwindling.
But then, Sakamae's eyes fell on ONE more thing left in the back of the freezer; hidden from sight. A smile broke out across her face. "Mmm... french fries." She reached back, took out the bag of french fries and was happy to find that there was still some left. Skipping over to the oven, she preheated it and waited to bake her french fries. Before she did, she called to her father,
"Hey, dad! I found some french fries! Do you want any?"
In his seat in the livingroom, something from what his daughter had said triggered deep within the bowels of Hiei's mind. "French fries? He mumbled. "French fries?" He sat there and thought about what it could mean, until he shrugged and gave up. "Must not be anything."
Half an hour later, when Sakamae's french fries were done, she smiled and pulled them out of the oven. Closing her eyes and savoring the sweet aroma that was french fries, she placed the cooking sheet down on top of the oven and went to get a plate. As she piled french fries on her plate, she smiled and hummed to herself. When she was done piling on french fries and ketchup, she held her plate and skipped into the livingroom to be with her father. "Yum..." She said happily as she sat down. Hiei glanced over and was happy to see his daughter smiling; until he saw the french fries. The memory then flew at him and he remembered.
"Sakamae! NOOOO!!!!!"
Sakamae looked up curiously. "What is it, dad?" But then the food in Sakamae's lap began to chant. Slowly and quietly at first but soon getting louder and faster...
"Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend!" The french fries all attacked.
"SAKAMAE!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed.
Heehee. You like? Sakamae is my own character and my favorite of my created characters. She is Hiei's daughter. So the title fits. While writing this, I thought it'd be kinda funny to do a whole stupid saga of attacking food. But shrugs that's just me. It's been too much sugar, not enough sleep, too much spiked punch ((inside joke)) and too many french fries. PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!