Kuwabara was hungry. Whining, he said, "Shizuru! Get me some food!" He waited, but nothing happened. "SHIZURU!" He yelled again. Again, nothing. Sighing in disgust, he went into the kitchen to get his own food. He grumbled and complained. "Why can't anyone do me a favor once in a while, huh?" He muttered. With his hands in his pockets, he approached the freezer. Upon opening it, his mouth dropped. "WHAT? NO FOOD!" He opened the refrigerator, hoping to find different results. He found the same thing. No food. Rushing to the cabinets, he threw them open. No food. Pantry? No food. NOTHING! Kuwabara fell to his knees on the floor.

"WHY!" He exclaimed (needless to say, overdramatically). "I'm so hungry! I just want some food!" His eyes then spotted a note that was on the table. He crawled over on his knees and then picked it up. He read:

'Kazuma: I am spending the weekend with Keiko. Find yourself your own food. --Shizuru'

"Zuru..." Kuwabara whined, slumping on the floor. He decided to sit there until Shizuru came back, or food magically appeared.

Neither of the two happened. And Kuwabara was getting hungrier. So, going to his room, he pocketed some yen and left to the nearest store in search. All the way, he grumbled to himself. "Stupid Shizuru. Off to spend the weekend with her girlfriend. She could have at LEAST bought me something to eat before she left." But there was nothing the idiot and freak of the show could do about it. Except bitch and complain.

In the store, Kuwabara walked down the aisles. He was not in the mood for anything sweet, or anything meaty. After searching through the asiles and the selection of food, he realized that the only thing he really wanted to eat was french fries. Thus, he made his way to the frozen foods section and grabbed a bag. After purchasing them, he went home and preheated his oven to cook them.

Half hour later, they were done. Happy that he was finally going to subside his craving hunger at last, Kuwabara took the french fries out of the oven and transfered the golden morsels to a plate that had a picture of Jafar(see "Aladdin") on it. Then, pouring ketchup on them, he made his way to the livingroom to eat them.

Right when he was about to, though, the french fries attacked. Screaming and chanting the infamous words that have come to be somewhat popular in this ridiculous story, "Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend!" The french fries started to bite at Kuwabara. Some flew up his nose, a fistful rushed to his mouth so his mouth was plugged. Others wiped ketchup on his eyes. Kuwabara howled. Some clogged up his ears, others stained the front of his shirt. They attacked, mutilated, destoryed, defiled... anyway you want to put it, the french fries ended up killing Kuwabara.

Later at the crime scene investigation, Lennie Briscoe and Ed Green (the homicide detectives from 'Law and Order'!) were at Kuwabara's house. "What have we got here?" Ed asked the EMT. The EMT knelt down beside Kuwabara's dead body laying on the floor.

"Looks like a horrible death. It's strange, though. We can't find the cause of what killed him."

"Look Lennie," Ed said, gesturing to the french fries all over the floor with his shoes. "French fries. Looks like he must have been eating them."

"Gives new meaning to the phrase 'last meal'." Lennie cracked.

Sorry about the L&O crossover. I love Lennie and Ed... I hope you liked it! And even if you didn't, I have to say this: I NEEDED SOME WAY FOR KUWA TO DIE! He HAD to! Laters!