Okay, here's Chapter Two. The plotline begins!

Disclaimer: I do not own Mario or Zelda, that would be Nintendo. If I did, you'd see some flying monkeys and Mario would be worshipped.

The Kokiri Emerald

"That dream was weird. I'd better go down."

Mario goes down off of his tree house and sees Luigi.

"Hey man, what's up?" the green "plumber" asks.

"Nothing much. I got déjà vu last night and I'm going to the Great Dumbo Tree."

"That's Deku Tree. Anyway, you mean the creator of all life in the forest? Can I come?"

"The answers are: yes and no."

"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Mario goes to the shop for no reason whatsoever.

Theclerksays, "Hello, what bomb would you like today, Mario?"

"Bombs? Doesn't this place sell useless junk?"

"We did, but that was actually a good business, so we had to stop."

"Uh… Whatever. I'd like to buy a… dang you don't sell plastic shields anymore…"

"They're in the back room. You can have them for 100 coins."

"WHAT? 100?"

Oh, I forgot. Coins are the currency. There's 25s and 50s and…

Somerandom people yell, "GET ON WITH IT!"

"If you don't have the cash, then leave."

"Never! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

Mario does some stuff that's too violent to show. We'll show it anyway.

"Want a massage?" Mario asks.

"Sure!"

Mario massages the clerk and leaves a robot massaging the clerk. He runs in the back room, grabs the shield, and leaves.

"Man, this massage is getting boring. Could you stop?"

The robot says nothing. The clerk looks behind and sees the robot.

"Damn you Mario!"

Well, we told you it was violent! Anyway, Mario runs to a small tunnel.

"Let's see… Ah, there! Good thing I also stole some TNT!"

He blows up the hole and walks through. There's a grassy clearing with a boulder rolling by.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Boulder! Wait…"

He jumps on the boulder and does that running thing to stay on top. He finds a small clearing and sees a burnt hole.

"Finally! That stupid fire flower!"

He looks inside and sees a bum.

"GAAH! Person!" the bum says.

"Have you seen a fire flower around here?"

"You mean this hot flower? I'm sitting on it for warmth."

"WHAT?"

"Uh, dang."

Mario suffocates the bum and takes the flower. He washes it so it won't smell like lazy bums. He then walks to the Tree.

"Mario, there's something I need to tell you." The tree says.

"You can talk?"

"Of course I can talk! Anyway, I need you to go inside me and cure me of this plague I have."

"What's it called? Pneumonia? The flu? HYPOTHERMIA?"

"No, the common cold."

"That's horrible! How do I get inside of you?" Mario says, sarcastically at first.

"Do the monkey! By the way, this annoying idiot flying peanut will help you."

"Hi, my name is Navy!" the flying peanut says.

Mario does the monkey and gets teleported inside. He sees a visible germ flying about.

"Catch me if you can!" the germ taunts.

The germ stays in one spot. Mario catches it and burns it. A door opens.

"Quick!"

He passes by some germs on a wall.

"These are germs! Climb up and you'll get infected! Go in the next room!" that nut says.

"I don't listen to peanuts!"

Mario climbs up, getting Navy affected because she's leading. He gets in a room with snot spiders.

"These are snot spiders! They harm you if you touch them!" Navy states.

Mario throws Navy into it and continues on down a hole. He lands in a room with a booger web in the way.

"Burn!"

You know what happens. He goes in a room with a log running back and forth. It's also an inch thick.

Searching for something, Mario says, "Here it is!"

Oops, forgot to mention there's a sweet snowboarding slope. Mario snowboards down on his shield and decapitates a spider. He continues and sees a room with a bunch of bushes.

"Hello, I'm George Bush. Give me money or I'll raise your taxes."

"Either way I'm giving you more money, right?"

"Dang, he's onto us!" the president says.

The bushes leave and Mario moves on into a room with snot all over it. A gigantic germ, conveniently named germ,caused that.

"Hi! ACHOO! Anyway, I'll defeat you!"

"Hah! I've got… TISSUES!"

Mario started throwing tissues atGerm and he shrinks to nothing. A portal appears and Mario goes in. Navy somehow gets better and nags Mario even more. The tree talks to Mario.

"Thanks. I think that germ gave me pneumonia. I'm gonna die. Well, anyway, you know Bowser? He's looking for an awesome and famous power known as-" the tree states.

"The force?"

"No, the Trishroom."

"… Sounds cool."

"The Trishroom has 3 pieces. When they're put together, the person who touches it gets a wish granted and- HEY! Wake up!"

"ZZZZZZ… What? Huh?"

"Anyway, go to Peach at your dad's house."

"groan Can't I go anywhere else?"

"NO! Now GO! Oh, take this emerald."

Reading aloud, Mario asks, "'Made in Hong Kong?'"

"Grr… YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THAT!"

"I'm going now."

Mario goes to some kid blocking the way out.

"None shall pass." the kid, acting like a certain Black Knight from a certain Monty Python movie, says.

"What?"

"None shall pass."

Having a Monty Python flashback, Mario says,"I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must cross this bridge."

"Then you shall die."

"I order you, as having had permission from the Great Dumbo Tree, to stand aside!"

"I move for no man. And that's Deku Tree!"

"Then so be it!"

Mario burns the kid and moves on. Luigi is waiting for him.

"Mario, I'd like to give you this whistle for no reason." Luigi says.

"Okay, can I leave now?"

"Fine with me."

There it is. Expect chapter 3 soon! Please review!