Here's chapter 3. Happy Easter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Mario or Zelda. I own a few copies of the games, but that's it! Don't sue, You'll just get 2 pennies and a dime. Do the math.
Princess Peach
Mario goes into a field and tries to go everywhere else but his dad's place. He then finds out he can't go everywhere.
"WHAT? I'm not allowed in the Gerudo Valley?"
Mario finally goes to his dad's house and sees a bunch of lazy bums patrolling the area.
"Dad must be gettin' pretty bad on security. Lazy bums do nothing!" Mario semi-complained, semi-didn't.
Mario walks in front of the bums and reaches a really bad hedge maze. It's going only strait! He then sees Peach looking through… a cardboard window? Mario's dad must be pretty poor!
"Ooh! Peach!"
Peach turns around and sees Mario.
"Hey! Are you the mailman?"
"Yeah." Mario said sarcastically.
"Where's the mail?"
"I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. Anyway, because you're a total stranger, I'm going to chat with you! So, you see that creepy guy?"
"Who, dad?"
"No, the other creepy guy. The one with the horns?"
"Yeah. He's a total idiot. He rides on one of his own kids."
"Well, he's evil. So, he's looking for something I don't know about. Go to my aid."
"Where is she and what does she look like?"
"She's right behind you and looks like an acorn. Her name is Nutty."
"Hello! Here's a CD of a random cooking show! It shows people that you have interacted with the royal family… and are a cooking nerd."
"English please?"
"NO!"
Mario leaves and listens to the CD.
"Now today we learn how to boil water!" the voice on the CD said.
"Oh great…"
There's chapter 3. Also, I'm not sure if I want to finish this, there being no reviews and all. Please review!