Hi! Wow, I'm glad I'm actually geting reviews. PsychoSpiff, we all hate Barney too.

Disclaimer: Again, I don't own Mario/Zelda. So there.

The Zora Sapphire

Mario then goes to a river called Zora River.

"Don't fall in the water! You'll drown! You won't even get to swim!" Navy warns for some odd reason.

"Where'd you get these stories? They're pretty good for a peanut!"

"I make them up so you'll follow the book."

"What book?"

"Shut up."

"Whatever."

Mario swims all the way to Zora's Domain. He sees a guy with a fish head. He then goes to a waterfall. Another fish-head guy comes.

"Welcome to the swimming contest! Swim for 50 yards and I'll give you a jewel thingy and you'll be able to dive!" the hybrid freak states.

"Um, I can dive by myself. Have a good day!"

Mario takes the jewel thingy and stones the guy, whose name is Dan.

"I'M NOT DEAD FER CRYING OUT LOUD!" Dan screams.

SHUT UP! Anyway, Mario dives and goes through some portal into a lake called Lake Hylia. He sees a note in a bottle, grabs it, swims over to some island, and plays Gilligan's Island until he's bored. He then swims back to the Domain and goes to the other fish-head guy (the first one) and chats by cell phone.

Mario says, "Hello, you have just won…" Now muffled, "a million punches in the face." Not muffled anymore, "To receive your prize, please step down, wearing a blindfold, and come to me. Have a nice day!"

Mario hangs up, the fish-head guy comes to him, and Mario socks him good. By the way, the guy's name was-

"It is NOT Dan!" Dan interrupted.

Of course not! Anyway, it's Joe. Mario goes out and sees a whale. He jumps in.

"Cool! I'm in a whale!" he yells enthusiastically.

"Watch out! He's going to swallow!"

"What the heck?"

The whale swallows Mario and Mario sees a girl.

"Have you seen Daddy?" the little girl asks.

"You mean Joe? I hit him. So?"

"Is he dead?"

"No."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Mario then sees a huge electrical switchboard. He throws some water from the digestive system used to "soften up" the meal on it and the system breaks down. Mario and the girl leave and the girl, named Wendy (yes, the Koopa), gives Mario a sapphire.

Yet again reading, Mario says, "Made in Yugoslavia?"

"Grr… YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THAT!"

"I'm going now."

Ah, that's kinda short. Heh, Dan's great. Anyway, I'll keep updating, even if I get only one review a chapter. It's great knowing at least someone's reading.