Hi! Sorry it took so long, sportpractice has started. Finally, the "midpoint"!

Disclaimer: Don't sue! I don't own Mario/Zelda! So read!

I think I'm getting better at these disclaimers...

The Wind Whistle of Time

Mario goes to his dad's house after much of Navy's nagging.

"Man, dad's pad is so boring."

"SHUT UP!" his dad yells.

Peach then comes by on a moose, chased by Bowser on Lemmy.

"Get off! I'm tired of carrying you! Get on Morton! He's dumb enough!" Lemmy complains.

"Whatever. Morton, would you like to carry me?"

Morton suddenly comes in.

"Sure I would love to I mean I never carry, backpack, haul, take, tote anything this is so great, fantastic, awesome, admiral, marvelous that it would be so cool, inspiring, awesome that I could never let down this deal, bargain, negotiation!"

Mario stammers, "Uh, okay…"

"Gotta go!" Peach states.

Peach tries to leave on her moose, but a UFO shoots her down.

Bowser declares, "Uh, err… uh… Dang, I forgot my lines. Uh, I will rule, uhhhhhhh…"

"The Mushroom Kingdom?" Mario's dad asks.

"Yeah!"

"Man, adults these days…"

Muffled by the UFO, Peach says, "Mario! Take this whistle!"

"Why?"

"You'll look like an idiot!" Peach said, again muffled.

Peach tosses Mario the whistle. He runs to the family shrine.

"Man, this is larger than I remember!"

Mario puts down the 3 fake jewels and blows the whistle. A football team comes in and breaks down the door. Falling debris killed one player. His name was Dan.

"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Dang. Anyway, Mario sees a red rose.

"You call this a FIRE FLOWER!"

The narrator walks in.

"No."

"Okay."

Mario takes the flower, gives it to some guy to give to his fiancée, and goes back. He sees the Trishroom: a mushroom with a Triforce symbol on the top instead of the spots.

"This thing looks dumber than I thought!"

Mario dives at it, but Bowser, who had recently come in (last Tuesday, in fact), shoves Mario out of his way and gets the Trishroom.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" Bowser thinks.

""WISH, FER CRYING OUT LOUD!"

"What? Oh, yeah! I wish I had a cool tower with Plasma TVs and hi-fi stereos and…"

Seven years later

"… And heat tiles and it'll be HUGE!"

"Hello, your wish time has expired. Please insert 10 coins to carry out your wish." The Trishroom says in a near-mechanical voice.

"Here goes my last 10 coins…"

Mario has already sneaked away. Mario sees his dad's house being destroyed and breaks out some champagne and drinks it. Then, Bowser's Tower (as it will be called) appears and Mario stares in awe.

"Do you even know what that means?"

The narrator walks in again.

"What? Oh yeah… I do!"

"Tell me."

"Well, the definition is… an overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration."

"That was off the top of your head?"

"No. You expect me to memorize these things?"

"Okay…"

So, Mario goes to some place called the Chamber of Sages and sees Toadsworth (from Super Mario Sunshine).

"Hi, Mario! Here's a stone thingy! Yes, I don't even care that it's made in Taiwan!"

"Finally, someone who doesn't care!"

"Rescue the Sages!"

"Why?"

"I'll knock you into the water if you don't!"

"Does it at all occur to you that I can swim?"

"It's Sub-Con water!"

Uh… you're unable to swim in it, right?"

"Yes!"

"Point taken."

Ah, I like that one. Heh, narrator. Please, R&R!