Here's another one, thanks to another review. PsychoSpiff, every story's weird in its special way. This one's just weird in all the ways.
Disclaimer: Do I even have to say it? I don't own Nintendo!
The Forest Medallion
Mario goes to the too-good-to-be-true model of the Lost Woods and into the too-good-to-be-true model of the Sacred Meadow. He shields his eyes at the dollhouse and into a clearing with a house. He climbs two trees and sees some wolves.
Navy: These are wolves! Get a-
Navy is interrupted by a promptly thrown holy-hand grenade.
Mario: What were you going to say?
Navy: -gun.
Mario: Shut up.
Mario then whips out a whip and whips the two wolves. He then gets out a Poltergust 3000 and goes upstairs. He sucks up two ghosts in separate pictures and sucks up two more ghosts upstairs and jumps back down into the first room. An elevator appears and Mario rides it to the B9 (9th floor from ground level) and sees a knight on a horse.
"HELLO!" Mario screams.
"Who art thou? Hasten, fool!"
"I'm Mario. By the way, WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!"
"Well, let us fight to the death!"
Mario rusts the knight's armor with the water attachment on his Poltergust and lets the knight suffocate (some rust got on the holes to breathe through). That knight's name was Dan.
"THAT'S IT! I'M BUYING A MACHETE AND SOME BAZOOKAS!" the annoying, yet somewhat funny, person threatens.
"Dun dun duuuuuunnn!" the sound effects person plays.
The narrator walks in yet again.
"I spent all your money on funding for this! Including your bank account!"
"Dang."
Anyway, Mario suddenly falls through some hole into the Chamber of Sages. He sees Luigi.
"Hi! Here's a stone thingy that is made in England!" the Barbie-loving plumber says.
Mario takes the stone thingy and leaves.
I love my job. Heh heh. Dan's great. R&R, or be destroyed, anihhilated, decimated... thunk ow...