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The Fire Medallion
Mario then goes back to Goron Village and it's deserted.
"Wow, these people must have gotten a life and moved out."
He then sees a guy doing repeated somersaults and getting his head all bloody. Mario walks up to the guy.
"Yo, what up? I'm Bob'sway cooler kid."
"Uh, what are you doing here? Gay people live… OH MY GOD…."
"Wah… HELL NO! Anyway, here's a shirt that promotes idiotic s rights! And could you get a bandage for me?"
Mario puts on the shirt under his normal clothes and goes to Death Mountain's crater. He sees a couple of old people playing chess and a door. He eggs the old geezers and enters the door. Remember Bob? He's guarding a door. Mario gets out his fire flower and burns Bob.
"Chestnuts rolling over an open fire…" he sings.
Mario goes into the next room and sees a dragon made of fire. He gets out a FLUDD and starts hosing till the dragon thing is a spark. A hole opens under Mario and he falls into the Chamber of Sages. Bob is on a platform. His face is black.
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do!" the charred dumbass says.
"Who cares?"
"Yeah, who cares?" Navy agrees.
"Here's a jewel thingy made in Taiwan!"
"I thought you didn't like it when I noticed that."
"Uh… shut up!"
Mario takes the jewel and leaves.
That was short. Please R&R! Not rest and relaxation, that's my job.