It's me! several guys run out of the room Must that always happen? Sigh. Here's chapter 9.

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo! Go away!

Seems a bit grumpy there...


The Water Medallion

Mario goes to the Zora Domain and sees the fish-head guy Joe (remember him?) and sees him frozen. Mario thaws him (a good half-hour).

"Here's a scuba suit. Now go." the frozen-until-recently freak said.

"You meet the strangest people." Navy says, out of Joe's earshot.

"You'd better believe it." Mario replies.

Mario goes to Lake Hylia and sees it's nearly empty.

"This lake is nearly empty!"

"The author just said that, dimwit!" Navy says.

Two random guys run in.

"Navy said something good! It's the apocalypse!" one states.

"To the bunker!" The other screams.

Mario stares at the two, then slides down the muddy slope into the water. He gets on the suit and starts swimming. Remember Wendy? She's grown up and right in front of Mario. Freaky!

"Hi Mario!"

"AAAH! IT'S HER! RUN!" he screams, looking for an opening.

"I'm going to the boss!"

Wendy goes to the boss, with Mario hanging on to her.

"Hey!" she yells.

Mario looks around. The only object that he sees is a jelly sandwich. He eats it, and it starts playing with his insides.

"Is there a doctor in the house?" Navy says, using the cliché.

A doctor comes and does the Heimlich to Mario. The sandwich comes out, covered in acidic liquids. Its last words?

"Damn it, I can't think of any last-ERK!"

Mario swims into a portal that leads to the Chamber of Sages. Wendy is there.

"Here's a stone thing made in Japan. Now go."

"Must run in the family."

Just guess what he does.


Last words. Heh. R&R! Pretty please?