The title is a play on 'cat's got your tongue'. Sorry this is short, but in my opinion it's quite good and the ending's quite funny.
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The-Cheese-Fairy: Glad you liked it! I'm so glad you like Phobia so much! Phoebe's not back for a while!
Princess Pinky: Glad you liked it! Glad you liked the battle! I haven't decided on the gender of Glenn and Jennifer's baby!
RJF: Glad you liked it! I like your new resolution lol! Glad you like Piper's new power! I haven't decided if Jennifer's gonna be mortal!
Money makes me smile: Glad you liked it! Glenn will NOT get custody of Karis, in fact he's not gonna bother to fight, he knows she belongs with Paige, magic or not!
Peanut2lb: Glad you liked it! Things are getting steamy! Good idea with the baby getting powers from Glenn, but it isn't really possible, he/she was conceived before he became demonic!
Prue and Andy: Glad you liked it!
Cat's Got Your Witch:
Piper sat in the living room, reading a magazine,
"demon!" Prue exclaimed, Piper shot up off the couch and ran into the foyer, where she found her big sister battling a femal demon. The middle charmed one gestured and a destructive icicle shot from her hand, flying towards the demon, who grabbed it from the air in one quick movement and crushed it.
"Blow her up," Prue instructed, dodging a punch from the attacker, Piper threw out her hands and the demon exploded,
"I'm pretty sure she's got lots of friends," Piper said, hinting at the three more demons, just like the other one, who had just barged through the front doors.
"Well I think they can only leave manually, they can't shimmer or anything, because the other one came in through the back door," Prue stated, vanquishing two of the demons with acid, while Piper took out the third with her molecular acceleration power,
"lets go check the book before some more come," she said, Prue nodded and they jogged up to the attic.
A few minutes later,
"go ya," Prue said, pressing her finger to the page, "feline demons; demons with the speed, agility, claws and teeth of a cat,"
"well lets just go vanquish the rest of them," Piper told her,
"it says that if you kill one, their death results in the creation of two more, and the only way to stop his is by their arch enemies, canine demons, vanquishing them," Prue informed her younger sister.
"Okay, so lets go find some canine demons," Piper said,
"no need, it also says that if you can infiltrate the group, their leader will think her demons have lost their magically-imbued cat senses and vanquish them herself," Prue explained,
"then how do we vanquish the leader?" Piper asked,
"canine demon," Prue replied.
"Well I'll go make a potion to disguise us as feline demons so we can 'infiltrate' them," Piper said, walking downstairs to the kitchen, Prue followed,
"I'll be back soon, I just need to go do something," she told her, smoking out, Piper nodded and went off to make her potion.
Prue smoked into Magic School,
"Mrs Halliwell-Trudeau, could you please not use your demonic powers here, the kids are already unsure about security due to Phobia turning to the dark side," Miss Ashley, a potions teacher, said,
"sure," Prue agreed, "do you know where Phobia is?" she asked,
"well, for the last few days she's been trying to track down Barbus, ever since she resurrected him and he left, she's been looking for him," the middle-aged teacher replied.
"She resurrected him?" Prue said, Miss Ashley nodded,
"I'm surprised you didn't know, those daft Elders mustn't have told your whitelighter, well actually, word is, they didn't tell any whitelighters, apparently they think Barbus has come back to often and will be vanquished again eventually, some of those Elders really are careless," she said,
"hey, our whitelighter's and Elder, which means he's not our whitelighter, but we don't have another one, so I guess he is, and he's hardly ever with the other Elders," Prue told her, before making sure none of the students were looking and smoking out.
Meanwhile, Gabrielle sat in Phoebe's office, which she had been using for herself since the Angelic Seer had left, he stopped tapping her pen on the desk to play with her gold wedding ring.
"Gabrielle Bennet," she whispered, "Gabrielle Turner, but that's impossible, me and Cole would never be married, he doesn't love me, besides I love Victor, not….." she paused ".….I do, I love him."
Back at the manor, Prue grimaced at the potion Piper was making, it smelt and was a horrible shade of green,
"right, this might sound kinda sick considering we're gonna drink this, but I'm gonna need two feline demon hairs, one for each of us," Piper told her, Prue frowned before smoking out. She smoked back in minutes later with some hair she had pulled from one of the demons' head, and numerous cuts and marks from fighting them,
"here," she said, putting them on the plate next to Piper. Suddenly, Kit ran in, being chased by Kat, the two cats began rolling around in a fight, bumping into Piper and causing her to drop the plate and make the cats jump away from where it smashed, running into the foyer. Piper knelt down and tried to see the difference between the demon hairs and the cat hairs, and then picked two up, dropping them in the pot,
"done," she said, putting some into two vials. Prue downed her potion in one, and it began to take affect on her while Piper drank her own,
"I think I used the wrong hairs," Piper stated, watching as Prue became a small cat, before she became one herself.
To be continued….
Next chapter- Will the family figure out the two cats, they think are strays, are really Prue and Piper?
'It's Raining Cats And Demons' should be up soon.