I'm back!
several people dash out of the room
Cowards. Anyway, this is the second to last chapter! Yes!- wait, I mean, oh man...
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The Spirit Medallion
Mario goes to Gerudo Valley and enters the desert. He sees a bunch of Arabs walking around and… Wario! Mario punches Wario and continues until he sees the Spirit Temple. He then takes out a pack of dynamite and blows up the place. Two witches escape.
"Dang! I need a different method…" he groans.
Mario pulls out a sniper rifle, aims, and kills the witches. He then continues on his merry way until he falls down a "bottomless" pit into the Chamber of Sages. Wario is there.
"Thanks for hitting me." he says.
"I'll do it anytime you ask. It's refreshing." Mario replies.
"Anyway, here's a gem thing made in New York, New York. Now go, pitiful fool."
Mario leaves.
Damn, that was short. Don't worry, the last one is longer. R&R or die, fool.