God, is this it? We're at the end of the fricken game here! Man, this feels relieving, having finished your first story. Well, enough of my rambling, lets get on with it.

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Bowser's Tower

Mario goes to the family shrine and sees Peach.

"Hi." He says.

"Hi," she replies, "Here's some info on the Trishroom. The three pieces are Coolness, Idiocy, and Seriousness. You've got coolness. I've got seriousness. Bowser has idiocy. One more thing: WAKE UP!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screams.

Mario leaves and goes to Bowser's Tower and goes to the top floor (the 1,454,883,648,648,545,455,534,534,7534th floor. And yes, that's a whole stinking lot).

"Man, good thing I found that warp back on floor 29!"

Bowser is watching TV with surround sound, heat tiles, etc. He notices Mario.

"Hi, I'm Bowser! Want to fight?"

"Why the are you asking?"

Bowser: I feel like it. Oh, and that annoying flying peanut can't help.

"WOOHOO!" he cheers.

"Aw, man!" she(?) replies.

Mario and Bowser do some really violent stuff. You want to see it? Okay, fine, you win.

"I'm going to whoop your off!" Mario threatens.

"That's my line!"

"Who cares?"

Mario goes over to Bowser and repeatedly pokes him until Bowser suffocates from lack of air.

"You suck! Ha ha!"

Mario jumps off the building, wearing a bungee cord. At the bottom it snaps and Mario nearly dies. The only reason he stays alive is because Navy threatened to use Robitussin on Mario, and we all hate Robitussin. Bowser comes down and uses his Trishroom Piece of Idiocy to make him grow. Mario grows.

"Wrong spell. Damn."

Mario squashes Bowser and uses his Trishroom piece to get down to normal size.

"You did it!" that peanut screams.

Mario sees Peach.

"Hey, if Bowser's there, I'm here, and Peach is there, I can make the Trishroom!" Mario figures.

Mario knocks Peach unconscious and makes the Trishroom.

"I wish Navy died!"

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dang."

Navy bursts into flame and-

"Mario lives happily ever after with a plasma TV and a huge tower and…" he says.

FIN

Wow, what an ending. Wait, "ending" isn't right, I'll probably come in for an author's note. Anyway, I'd like to thank all the reviewers. Uh... let's see here... fumbles a bit
Right. I'd like to thank:

Pyromaniac Idiot: My first review. I'll always have the memories.

Psychospiff: I don't know how many times I saw that name in my mailbox. Nice to know someone follows all the way through.

Fallen Wolf: OMG, you do NOT know what it's like to have your favorite author review and not flame. I don't think I got any flames. Thanks!

Meep Sheep: Well... uh... it's nice to know someone liked Dan?

Uh... that's all. Thanks guys (again)!

Ta ta!