Disclaimer: Nup, still not mine.
A/N: Omg, I'm so sorry for making you wait this long! I just had a lot of junk I had to do since I last update, so I had to deal with that before I got ANY time to write this. Actually, I'm supposed to be doing something right now, but I'm not because I feel bad about being so lazy and taking forever with this. So without further ado, your chapter. I'm sorry if it sucks. Oh yeah, and I'm listening to the Clay Aiken CD at the moment, so it's not really my fault if this turns out weird, lol.
Btw, Ginny will just be known as actually GINNY from here on out, because like several others, I'm getting confused. So yeah.
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When I finally pulled away, there was a moment of silence. For about thirty seconds, we stared at each other. Hermione was repeatedly blinking at me, and I just stood there smiling.
After what seemed like an hour, she finally spoke. "Um, what was that for?"
I shrugged, still smiling placidly. "Don't know."
Hermione blinked again. "Why did you KISS me?"
I raised an eyebrow. I had just told her I DIDN'T KNOW. And I really didn't. "That's kind of the same thing, but like I said. I don't know. Just felt like it, I guess."
"Well, you had to have a reason!"
I should have known that once I did it, she would just not let it go. I really had to think about that one. I myself wasn't sure why I had done it; it was sort of a spur of the moment thing. "How do you know I did?"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Because people just don't do things like that without a reason."
"Some people probably do."
"But that's different."
"Well, then I probably did have a reason."
She raised her eyebrows. "And?"
I smirked. "I just can't think of it at the moment. But I will be sure to let you know as soon as I figure it out."
Hermione just shook her head. "Great. Just tell me, do you do this with everyone, or should I feel special?"
I sighed indignantly. "You should feel special, VERY special. God, Hermione, what do you think of me? I don't just going around shagging everybody." I smirked, and couldn't help but add, "Yet."
She rolled her eyes again. "You really are hopeless." She began to walk away.
"You don't have to tell me."
That had gone over surprisingly well. She hadn't even slapped me. I, for one, was quite shocked. Perhaps it was just the Christmas spirit. I would probably never know.
So, with nothing left to do, I went off to the dungeons. As soon as I opened the door to my own dorm, I came face to face with Miss Virginia Weasley. My jaw dropped. "What the hell?"
Blaise waved good-naturedly to me from inside. I stared at them in horror. "How's it going, Malfoy?" Ginny said, trying to get past me.
I could feel myself twitching, terrified they might have done something that would have certainly made the dorm unfit for sleeping in. "I don't need this, I really don't need this. Please leave my dorm, now."
"I was going to."
The second she stepped out the door, however, Blaise seemed to think it fit to go after her, pin her against the wall, and snog her senseless.
I blinked several times, trying to figure out what I should do. I eventually decided on pushing Blaise the rest of the way out of the door and locking it.
After a very thorough inspection of my bed and the surrounding area, I finally determined that all inappropriate activities that might have gone on had not been executed in said area, and it was therefore safe to touch my bed.
I was too afraid to go to sleep, fearing what I might wake up to if I did, so I just watched Titanic.
And that "I'm flying!" thing still got me every time I went back to watch it.
But not as much as the car scene.
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Being me, I completely wasted the rest of my break. Having left my homework to the last day, I had no choice but to spend it in the library.
But Hermione was there.
As soon as I spotted her, I went over and sat next to her, dropping my books on the table. "Hey Hermione. Never would've thought YOU'D leave any homework for the last day of break," I said, opening a book.
I could actually see her try to fight back those homicidal tendencies I knew were just dying to break free. "I'm not doing homework, I'm reading."
I smirked. "See Hermione, I KNEW you'd like my Christmas present if you'd just give it a chance."
"It's NOT that. It's Hogwarts, A History."
I paused. "Sure. Just know, however moronic the REST of the student population is, you will never fool me. Know that."
Hermione sighed. "You should seriously consider therapy."
And that really stung. "Why do you HATE me so much, Hermione? It really hurts me!"
"I don't hate you."
I frowned. She acted like she did.
However, she continued. "I just dislike you."
I scowled. "That's just not cool. It's not like I'm ever mean to you or anything."
"Well, I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but.you are REALLY annoying."
I shrugged, grinning. "I know. But that's just who I am. I bother people; it's what I do."
Hermione rolled her eyes. "And you actually wonder why people don't like you. Why do you always HAVE to annoy everyone? Take," she paused, "Christmas, for example."
I smirked. It was true, I really WAS annoying as hell! "You want to know the truth?"
"Probably not, but tell me anyway."
"I just kind of like pissing you off."
Hermione shook her head in disdain. "I gathered that."
I looked up at her. "Well, it's not like you really make it hard for me."
She frowned, seemingly at a loss for words. I grinned. "Face it, Hermione. You just can't BEAT me. And yet, you continue to try."
"It's worth a shot, isn't it?"
I thought for a minute. "Well, not really."
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The next morning was, to put it lightly, not the best start to a term. I had been up until 2:00 A.M. watching Titanic (Yes, I know, it's my own damn fault), so I got approximately five hours of sleep.
As known by most, I don't do well with a lack of sleep. Since I'm constantly plagued by a lack of sleep, it can be deducted that I almost never do well. This would be a correct deduction.
I sat at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall drinking coffee and eating a bagel. When I was almost finished and about to leave, the mail came. Normally this wouldn't have been anything monumental for me, as I almost never got anything, but then I noticed the same school owl that I had thrown out the window coming toward me.
And by coming toward me, I mean that exactly. It looked as if it was preparing to dive-bomb, and I ducked under the table just in time. When I resurfaced, of course, the owl was calmly sitting in front of my plate.
I scowled at it. It squawked at me.
I untied the package from its leg, and the owl flew off. Could owls have glared, I'm sure it would have been doing so. Of course, I well knew owls were predatory birds, but I assumed the owl was just waiting until I least expected it to make its move.
Anyway, back to the point.
I tore off the note that was taped to the top.
'I knew you said that you didn't need them at the moment, but I figured you'd really be better off safe than sorry. Love, Mum.'
I had to fight back a very long list of inappropriate words that immediately came to mind as I read the note. My eyes widened in horror, as I naturally already knew exactly what to expect.
With great trepidation, I slowly took off the brown wrapping paper, and found myself staring at exactly my thoughts realized.
Yes, yet another box of condoms.
My mother was, to put it excruciatingly nicely, twisted, sick, and wrong.
I rolled my eyes. There was no use fighting it; she'd never stop. So instead, I just picked them up and left the Great Hall.
A few minutes later, I was walking down a corridor on my way to Potions, still staring at the box and for some reason unable to just put them away.
There was something about them that just freaked me out.
Ironically enough, however, it was then that I ran into Ginny. "What are you looking at?" she asked.
I thought for a minute. "You know what? You can have these," I said, shoving the box at her. "I feel you'll have a much bigger need for them than me."
Ginny shrugged. "Okay."
I nodded, then kept walking. Suddenly, I turned around. "Just keep it in your OWN damn dorm!"
Just thinking about the decaying state of my dorm made me feel unclean. And I actually had to SLEEP in it.
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A/N: Um, that chapter kind of sucked, but oh well. Once again, I'm really sorry about the wait. I just went through a phase in which I had no clue what I was going to do or where I was going to go with this, and that was like up until a few minutes ago, lol. But now I've just decided that I'm just going to go with whatever I feel I should do; it's worked so far. I don't have much more to say, except I would like to thank MEGGLES for forcing me to write this chapter AND telling me pretty much everything to put in it.
Thank you thank you thank you: ifitaintbroke88, Darkening Sky, Dracoluver2009, Gryffindor620, RivanKnight, Some12, CozzaGirl16, dreamy kitty, Ehlonna, GryffinBst, sweet-soph, and *karly*.
kiwi36: Well, it's the kind of gift I myself would get someone, so hey, why not Draco, lol. And um, she didn't slap him because that would not be good, but you never know. And no, I don't know what I'm talking about so I'll stop.
super sycoh: Dude I know, the seven dwarves are all emotions you get when you're high! Except Doc, who's the drug dealer.
In Dreams: I don't think we want to see Zaitzev when he's ACTUALLY drunk, because I'd be way too afraid, lol. And don't worry about that, I kind of NEVER make sense, so yeah.
RikuNghts: They hung up mistletoe in the entrance to our bathrooms at school and we were all complaining about it because it was promoting very bad things.um don't ask. Sorry this chapter was boring, but I will eventually make a comeback! I hope.
relena333: I love Zaitzev too, he's just so weird and un-teachery. But that's what makes him awesome.
Fallon: Zaitzev is very disturbed, but we still love him! And yeah, I kind of accidentally threw my cousin's bird right after it got its wings clipped.O_o sorry Kipper! Hehe. Um the rosebushes thing was also with that same cousin, yeah another don't ask thing, lol. I know not many people portray Draco like I do, but I kind of like to think that that makes my story different.I dunno just rambling.
burgundyred: The rosebushes.yeah my cousin's friend said that to her. It was just really funny and I never let it go, so I had to put it in here. I dunno. Yeah, I KNEW the kiss was rushed! But since they're not like "Oh baby I love you shag me!" in this chapter, I think it'll be okay. Lemme know if it's not!
Sparcle girl: Yes I sooo want a teacher like Zev, I'd like bond with him, lol. It's also supercool you like how I write my characters, it's just the way I see them.
DanishGirl: Thanks! Okay, this is a really weird question, but I read "Jeg elsker danske piger" somewhere and I THINK it's Danish, so could you like tell me what that means? Lol it's probably something dirty.or stupid.but anyway, I kind of want to know what it means, so do you think you could please tell me? Thanks!
Meggles: Well, this is YOUR chapter. What else do you want me to say?
LATER!
A/N: Omg, I'm so sorry for making you wait this long! I just had a lot of junk I had to do since I last update, so I had to deal with that before I got ANY time to write this. Actually, I'm supposed to be doing something right now, but I'm not because I feel bad about being so lazy and taking forever with this. So without further ado, your chapter. I'm sorry if it sucks. Oh yeah, and I'm listening to the Clay Aiken CD at the moment, so it's not really my fault if this turns out weird, lol.
Btw, Ginny will just be known as actually GINNY from here on out, because like several others, I'm getting confused. So yeah.
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When I finally pulled away, there was a moment of silence. For about thirty seconds, we stared at each other. Hermione was repeatedly blinking at me, and I just stood there smiling.
After what seemed like an hour, she finally spoke. "Um, what was that for?"
I shrugged, still smiling placidly. "Don't know."
Hermione blinked again. "Why did you KISS me?"
I raised an eyebrow. I had just told her I DIDN'T KNOW. And I really didn't. "That's kind of the same thing, but like I said. I don't know. Just felt like it, I guess."
"Well, you had to have a reason!"
I should have known that once I did it, she would just not let it go. I really had to think about that one. I myself wasn't sure why I had done it; it was sort of a spur of the moment thing. "How do you know I did?"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Because people just don't do things like that without a reason."
"Some people probably do."
"But that's different."
"Well, then I probably did have a reason."
She raised her eyebrows. "And?"
I smirked. "I just can't think of it at the moment. But I will be sure to let you know as soon as I figure it out."
Hermione just shook her head. "Great. Just tell me, do you do this with everyone, or should I feel special?"
I sighed indignantly. "You should feel special, VERY special. God, Hermione, what do you think of me? I don't just going around shagging everybody." I smirked, and couldn't help but add, "Yet."
She rolled her eyes again. "You really are hopeless." She began to walk away.
"You don't have to tell me."
That had gone over surprisingly well. She hadn't even slapped me. I, for one, was quite shocked. Perhaps it was just the Christmas spirit. I would probably never know.
So, with nothing left to do, I went off to the dungeons. As soon as I opened the door to my own dorm, I came face to face with Miss Virginia Weasley. My jaw dropped. "What the hell?"
Blaise waved good-naturedly to me from inside. I stared at them in horror. "How's it going, Malfoy?" Ginny said, trying to get past me.
I could feel myself twitching, terrified they might have done something that would have certainly made the dorm unfit for sleeping in. "I don't need this, I really don't need this. Please leave my dorm, now."
"I was going to."
The second she stepped out the door, however, Blaise seemed to think it fit to go after her, pin her against the wall, and snog her senseless.
I blinked several times, trying to figure out what I should do. I eventually decided on pushing Blaise the rest of the way out of the door and locking it.
After a very thorough inspection of my bed and the surrounding area, I finally determined that all inappropriate activities that might have gone on had not been executed in said area, and it was therefore safe to touch my bed.
I was too afraid to go to sleep, fearing what I might wake up to if I did, so I just watched Titanic.
And that "I'm flying!" thing still got me every time I went back to watch it.
But not as much as the car scene.
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Being me, I completely wasted the rest of my break. Having left my homework to the last day, I had no choice but to spend it in the library.
But Hermione was there.
As soon as I spotted her, I went over and sat next to her, dropping my books on the table. "Hey Hermione. Never would've thought YOU'D leave any homework for the last day of break," I said, opening a book.
I could actually see her try to fight back those homicidal tendencies I knew were just dying to break free. "I'm not doing homework, I'm reading."
I smirked. "See Hermione, I KNEW you'd like my Christmas present if you'd just give it a chance."
"It's NOT that. It's Hogwarts, A History."
I paused. "Sure. Just know, however moronic the REST of the student population is, you will never fool me. Know that."
Hermione sighed. "You should seriously consider therapy."
And that really stung. "Why do you HATE me so much, Hermione? It really hurts me!"
"I don't hate you."
I frowned. She acted like she did.
However, she continued. "I just dislike you."
I scowled. "That's just not cool. It's not like I'm ever mean to you or anything."
"Well, I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but.you are REALLY annoying."
I shrugged, grinning. "I know. But that's just who I am. I bother people; it's what I do."
Hermione rolled her eyes. "And you actually wonder why people don't like you. Why do you always HAVE to annoy everyone? Take," she paused, "Christmas, for example."
I smirked. It was true, I really WAS annoying as hell! "You want to know the truth?"
"Probably not, but tell me anyway."
"I just kind of like pissing you off."
Hermione shook her head in disdain. "I gathered that."
I looked up at her. "Well, it's not like you really make it hard for me."
She frowned, seemingly at a loss for words. I grinned. "Face it, Hermione. You just can't BEAT me. And yet, you continue to try."
"It's worth a shot, isn't it?"
I thought for a minute. "Well, not really."
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The next morning was, to put it lightly, not the best start to a term. I had been up until 2:00 A.M. watching Titanic (Yes, I know, it's my own damn fault), so I got approximately five hours of sleep.
As known by most, I don't do well with a lack of sleep. Since I'm constantly plagued by a lack of sleep, it can be deducted that I almost never do well. This would be a correct deduction.
I sat at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall drinking coffee and eating a bagel. When I was almost finished and about to leave, the mail came. Normally this wouldn't have been anything monumental for me, as I almost never got anything, but then I noticed the same school owl that I had thrown out the window coming toward me.
And by coming toward me, I mean that exactly. It looked as if it was preparing to dive-bomb, and I ducked under the table just in time. When I resurfaced, of course, the owl was calmly sitting in front of my plate.
I scowled at it. It squawked at me.
I untied the package from its leg, and the owl flew off. Could owls have glared, I'm sure it would have been doing so. Of course, I well knew owls were predatory birds, but I assumed the owl was just waiting until I least expected it to make its move.
Anyway, back to the point.
I tore off the note that was taped to the top.
'I knew you said that you didn't need them at the moment, but I figured you'd really be better off safe than sorry. Love, Mum.'
I had to fight back a very long list of inappropriate words that immediately came to mind as I read the note. My eyes widened in horror, as I naturally already knew exactly what to expect.
With great trepidation, I slowly took off the brown wrapping paper, and found myself staring at exactly my thoughts realized.
Yes, yet another box of condoms.
My mother was, to put it excruciatingly nicely, twisted, sick, and wrong.
I rolled my eyes. There was no use fighting it; she'd never stop. So instead, I just picked them up and left the Great Hall.
A few minutes later, I was walking down a corridor on my way to Potions, still staring at the box and for some reason unable to just put them away.
There was something about them that just freaked me out.
Ironically enough, however, it was then that I ran into Ginny. "What are you looking at?" she asked.
I thought for a minute. "You know what? You can have these," I said, shoving the box at her. "I feel you'll have a much bigger need for them than me."
Ginny shrugged. "Okay."
I nodded, then kept walking. Suddenly, I turned around. "Just keep it in your OWN damn dorm!"
Just thinking about the decaying state of my dorm made me feel unclean. And I actually had to SLEEP in it.
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A/N: Um, that chapter kind of sucked, but oh well. Once again, I'm really sorry about the wait. I just went through a phase in which I had no clue what I was going to do or where I was going to go with this, and that was like up until a few minutes ago, lol. But now I've just decided that I'm just going to go with whatever I feel I should do; it's worked so far. I don't have much more to say, except I would like to thank MEGGLES for forcing me to write this chapter AND telling me pretty much everything to put in it.
Thank you thank you thank you: ifitaintbroke88, Darkening Sky, Dracoluver2009, Gryffindor620, RivanKnight, Some12, CozzaGirl16, dreamy kitty, Ehlonna, GryffinBst, sweet-soph, and *karly*.
kiwi36: Well, it's the kind of gift I myself would get someone, so hey, why not Draco, lol. And um, she didn't slap him because that would not be good, but you never know. And no, I don't know what I'm talking about so I'll stop.
super sycoh: Dude I know, the seven dwarves are all emotions you get when you're high! Except Doc, who's the drug dealer.
In Dreams: I don't think we want to see Zaitzev when he's ACTUALLY drunk, because I'd be way too afraid, lol. And don't worry about that, I kind of NEVER make sense, so yeah.
RikuNghts: They hung up mistletoe in the entrance to our bathrooms at school and we were all complaining about it because it was promoting very bad things.um don't ask. Sorry this chapter was boring, but I will eventually make a comeback! I hope.
relena333: I love Zaitzev too, he's just so weird and un-teachery. But that's what makes him awesome.
Fallon: Zaitzev is very disturbed, but we still love him! And yeah, I kind of accidentally threw my cousin's bird right after it got its wings clipped.O_o sorry Kipper! Hehe. Um the rosebushes thing was also with that same cousin, yeah another don't ask thing, lol. I know not many people portray Draco like I do, but I kind of like to think that that makes my story different.I dunno just rambling.
burgundyred: The rosebushes.yeah my cousin's friend said that to her. It was just really funny and I never let it go, so I had to put it in here. I dunno. Yeah, I KNEW the kiss was rushed! But since they're not like "Oh baby I love you shag me!" in this chapter, I think it'll be okay. Lemme know if it's not!
Sparcle girl: Yes I sooo want a teacher like Zev, I'd like bond with him, lol. It's also supercool you like how I write my characters, it's just the way I see them.
DanishGirl: Thanks! Okay, this is a really weird question, but I read "Jeg elsker danske piger" somewhere and I THINK it's Danish, so could you like tell me what that means? Lol it's probably something dirty.or stupid.but anyway, I kind of want to know what it means, so do you think you could please tell me? Thanks!
Meggles: Well, this is YOUR chapter. What else do you want me to say?
LATER!