Disclaimer: If Paris owned The Mummy and the Mummy Returns, do you think she would spend her time bashing it? And a great big thank you goes out to the author of Kaji Bashing, Vicil 2000.
The purpose of the Mummy Bashing is to make fun of the Mummy movies as much as possible, so if you the reviewers, have any ideas feel free to contact me. See, I can't keep asking friends to help me out and copying off of the Kaji Bashing fic's. that's just cruel.
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Author's notes :)
Scene 001: Imhotep's Mistake.
A/N: The movie's not that great.
Rick: Hey, Imhotep. Guess what? 'stabs Scorpion King'
Imhotep: 'runs over' What?
Rick: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
(Hint- the mummies killing Rick's car in the beginning of the movie)
Imhotep: 'falls on knees' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rosebane: Scene 002 will be up shortly.
Lola-gurl: Yea, short would be the key word there.
Rosebane: Shut up! >: O
Lola-gurl: Kidding. I'm your faithful writer and editor, of course.
Rosebane: Comments and ideas are highly appreicated! I would love reviews :) Thanks guys!