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Chapter 5:

Days quickly passed and it was Saturday. Hermione was outside with a big group of boys, who were playing Quidditch and had been for hours, and Hermione was bored stiff.

Harry had begged her not to stay inside for hours just reading and to come outside and watch him play. The only reason she had acquiesced was because he had said that this would be one of the last times she would see him play in a game.

Needless to say, here she was.

Hermione was comfortably leaning back against the bench behind her. She tiredly looked to the left of her when she heard her name being called. A female voice. It was a miracle.

"Hey Gin. Thank God you're here. I've been the only non testosterone person here for hours and I've been so bored. Keep me entertained?"

Ginny smiled sympathetically. "Why haven't you left then if you're so bored?" She sat down next to her and stretched out her legs.

"That dumb boyfriend of mine refuses to let me leave. Every time I try he swoops down and grabs me. I'm trapped in open space. How does that make sense?"

Ginny felt her forehead. "I think you've been in the sun for too long."

Hermione just groaned. They sat in silence for a few minutes.

"Oh great, here come the hounds." Hermione turned her head once again to see who Ginny was referring to.

She saw a group of girls.

The same group of girls she had seen at the lake just last week…and at the front of the pack was none other than Katherine.

"Katherine Chang." Ginny said with a slight scowl.

"So that's her last name." Hermione looked on as they sat down a few yards away and instantly began screaming as Harry dived.

"It's frightening how she looks exactly like Cho. That's not all they have in common though. Same infatuation with one Harry Potter. All she ever talks about when they're in their little group is him." Ginny glanced at Hermione. "I'm not upsetting you am I?"

Hermione shrugged. "Not much of a surprise seeing as how she's in his bloody club."

Ginny laughed. "Not only a member but also the founder. I think Cho influenced her or something." She paused, hesitating.

"I didn't really want to say any of this just because I didn't want to start something but," she leaned in close before continuing.

"I was in the library one day studying and they were occupying one table and a half." Ginny rolled her eyes. "It's ridiculous the amount of girls that attend their meetings."

Hermione interrupted. "What do they even talk about?"

Ginny shook her head rapidly. "Well what can they talk about? My spies-"

Hermione let out a breath of air. "You have spies?"

Ginny put her hand on her chest. "Of course I do. I have to watch out for my best friend's boyfriend, don't I? But that's not the point. So back to what I was saying, I was in the library and they were holding one of their meetings. I'm passing by and I hear your name. I hide behind a bookcase and listen in. It turns out that they were talking about ways to separate you two." Ginny paused.

Hermione raised her eyebrows. "Really? That's interesting. Is that all they talk about?"

"That's all they talked about for at least a month. As time went by they got worse and worse. It may or may not come as a surprise to you but some of these girls really despise you. It's pitiful how they think Harry can actually belong to them."

Hermione felt like laughing. "What's the worse they can do. I mean, the oldest girl in that ridiculous club is maybe in 5th or 6th year. I can easily take them."

Ginny smiled. "Of course you can but..."

The arrival of a certain group of girls stopped Hermione from responding.

"Hello Hermione." Hermione forced a smile on her face. It was a very tight one.

"Katherine! How nice to see you. Stalkers." She acknowledged the rest of the girls.

While all the girls put on a look of disgust Katherine simply raised an eyebrow.

"Is there anything we could do for you?" Katherine sat and gracefully crossed her legs. Her posse remained standing behind her, arms crossed.

"We," her hand elegantly gestured to the tiny throng behind her, "were just wondering how you've managed to keep your spell working for so long."

Hermione was confused but didn't show it. Instead she put on a mask of boredom. "Spell?"

Katherine smiled evilly in success. "Yes, the spell you've used to keep Harry as your boyfriend because we all know that with what you have to offer you couldn't keep rope tied down." She finished by looking Hermione up and down.

Hermione was ready to pounce on them but Ginny beat her to the punch. "Listen, you mindless twits, you're just jealous because you know that Harry wouldn't give you the time of day. You're imbeciles, have a ridiculous club, fantasize like little girls. You've got nothing on Hermione. Now get lost!" Katherine stepped up ready to duel when Harry got in between the two fiery girls.

"Whoa whoa whoa, what's going on here?" Katherine smiled sweetly keeping her gaze on Ginny and Hermione.

"Oh nothing Harry. I just asked a simple question and she got her knickers up in a twist. I'll see you later." She finally looked at Harry and left with a wave.

Hermione jumped from her catatonic like state. "I'll show her how I can keep a bloody spell going, that little tramp." She thundered off but was stopped by Harry.

"Mione are you ok?" Hermione turned towards him, her arms thrashing about.

"No I'm not ok Harry. I am sick and tired of your stupid obsessive fixated fan club. I'm sick and tired of being verbally abused and hounded because I don't look like a bloody supermodel or because I'm not as fashionable as them. I'm tired of them judging me…us," she gestured between the two of them, "because you're supposedly this sex god and I'm some Plain Jane. I'm tired of it Harry."

Harry gathered her in his arms and settled down on a bench. "You should know by now that I think you're the most beautiful woman in this school. Appearances are trivial to me, you know that. Mione," he whined. "I thought we got over this. You're perfect to me and that's all that matters. Me. Your future."

Hermione signed happily. "Hmmmm, no wonder I'm with you. You sexy devil, I love you." They kissed briefly. They heard sniffling and turned to see Ginny leaving.

"Now that all that is out of the way, what's this about me supposedly being a sex god? Supposedly?" He scoffed.

"It's globally known I'm a sex god. Why do you think I have a fan club and Malfoy doesn't? It's because I'm the hottest man alive."

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Will you shut it already and kiss me."

Hello everyone. I felt like writing so here's a chapter. Hope you like. It has one of my favorite scenes so far in it. Hope it's up to par, if not then I'm sorry. Review times infinity. Wish me luck, as this week is TAKS week. GGGRRRRR. Also check out my other story, you probably won't like it since it's DHr but I think it's still good. Jus give it a chance. Tootles. TTYL.