Disclaimer: I own nothing not even the camera, and the birdy is owned by Yukina
Klw: Well here's ze next long awaited chapter. And I did use the suggestions that were given to me by the following people: Kihaaru, Hoshi, DarkBlaze15 and her friend Pyro, and Madame Arrow Foxfire( I'm not sure if you meant for it to be an idea but since I didn't think of it, I'm considering it as your idea ^_^) All of these people may take a plushy of their favorite yyh character. ^_^
Kurama sighs: Is yukina gonna be as bad as Keiko??
Klw crosses fingers behind back: No ofcourse not.
Kurama: Thank god.
Klw: ^_^ Now go.
Kurama: Okay.
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Observation 5 part 1
Yukina
Kurama was once again standing in a tree close to where Yukina was on the ground" Good day to you all. Today we are observing the species iceious niceous. She is currently on the ground, picking flowers." Kurama points the camera over to where yukina was.
Yukina was happily smiling and singing a song as she picked flowers. Suddenly a birdy comes down and lands on her shoulder. She smiles" Why hello there." She looks around then looks over at it " Number 453854, have you gotten the american blue-prints for their new top secret weapon." The birdy chirps yes." Good, good. Now send them to my father, Osama Bin Ladin. Hurry. We must win over those incompitant american fools and DON"T GET SHOT DOWN YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!!" The birdy glares at Yukina", Fuck you!" Yukina glares at the birdy", FUCK YOUR MAMA!" " MY MAMA'S TOO UGLY TO BE FUCKED!" The birdy screams as it flies away toward where Osama was.
Kurama was just staring blankly", Ummmm..... well......... umm..... I guess she must be a spy."'Memo to self, never piss off Yukina and call the the police and mental institute.'
Yukina gets up and starts slowly, oh so slowly stripping. Kurama gawks as he watches this. As she takes off her kimono, she reveals that she has a black bodysuit on. " CUT CUT CUT!!!" Screams a guy who emerges from the bushes, who appears to be the one who records models for playboy TV." I TOLD YOU TO PUT ON THE SEE THROUGH BODY SUIT NOT THE BLACK ONE!!" Yukina glares at the dude", WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" She takes off the body suit revealing that she was a fat-ass, a 500 pound fat-ass.
Kurama looked disgustedly at Yukina", Well, now we know why she likes Kuwabara."
The playboy dude sighs and hands her a see through body suit", Here put that on and let's try this again cause we have to get this tape to all the neighboring schools by monday so they could tell us if it's good." Yukina puts on the body-suit and now looks how she's supposed to when she's not wearing any clothes. She starts to pose for the camera. " PERFECT! That's it. Beautiful. Come give me a little more. Yea, that's what I'm talking about. Okay that's it for today. Same time next week." Yukina nods her head as she puts on her Kimono. The play boy dude leaves.
Kurama had a goofy smile on his face and was laughing weirdly", Hehe......hehe.....heeh.....hehe..he...hehehe...."
Yukina gets out a life-size Kuwabara plushy", My dear stupid Kazuma, time for my playtime with you." She gets a murderous grin on her face and she gets out a dagger, machine gun, needles and a bottle of Mercury." TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!!" She starts to stab the plushy repeatedly with the dagger, then shot it in the ass with the machine gun. She then starts stabbing the needles into the plushy and then she pours mercury all over the plushy, which disintergrates it.
Kurama was now afraid, very afriad", She's psycho. Remind me to stay away from her."
Yukina sat down on the ground and got out a a life-size Hiei, Botan and Youko Kurama plushy, and it's better left unanswered from where she had gotten it. ", Now with one to play with today? The sexy, cool Youko Kurama or the hot in both ways Hiei or maybe my favorite sexy chick Botan? Hmm... How bout all three." She picks up the Youko Kurama plushy and licks it and starts making out with the plushy, while she does wrong and nasty things with the Hiei plushy followed by nasty and wrong things with the Botan plushy." Oohhhh... ahhhh..... harder....."
Kurama looked extremely disturbed at this point in time." That is just plain wrong. It's just as bad as it was with Kuwabara except Kuwabara's was worse cause he was gay."
Yukina looks at the Youko Kurama plushy", You are so sexy. I just wanna play with you all night. If only the real Youko would be here, I'd show him a time he'd never forget." She starts to take the clothes off the Youko Kurama plushy. After the Youko plushy only as boxers on she picks up th Botan plushy. " Now for you my sexy bitch." She takes off Botan Plushy's Shirt and bra and starts to once again do wrong and nasty things to the plushy that I cannot describe here because my fic is rated PG-13. After she finishes, she looks over at the Hiei plushy.", Don't think that I forgot about you onee-chan. I always knew you were my brother. The only reason I never say anything is because I love you more than that. I want you badly...." She gets cut off. " YUKINA-CHAN!" Yukina looks around and sees Kuwabara, Yusuke, Hiei, and Keiko. She quickly hides the plushies. She smiles", Why hello Kazuma-kun." Kuwabara tries to look sexy", Hello baby." A katana hits him in the back of his head." ITAI!!! WHO THE HELL DID THAT!?" Hiei whistles innocently as he grabs his katana. Kuwabara grumbled something about demons, bisexuals and a cookie.
" So what brings you all here?" Yukina asks. " We're looking for fox boy. Have you seen him?" Yusuke asks while lighting a smoke. Yukina shakes her head", No, I have not. Why do you ask." " Because he spied on us and recorded our private life." Said Kuwabara. "Hn. It's not like you have a private life." "SHUT UP SHORTY!!!" Screams Kuwabara. Keiko walks over to Yukina", He may have already caught you on tape. " SHIT! YOU MEAN HE SAW ALL THAT!!??" Yukina screams at the top of her lungs, making everybody stare at her. Yukina sweatdrops" Sorry about that little outburst, it's just that..." Kuwabara holds her hands", No need to explain baby, I shall find the fox and kill him for invading your privacy." Yukina smiles" Arigato Kazuma-kun."
Kurama gulps and decides it's time to leave.", Well now, I think I shall end the study on this species now. Next time it shall be the study of happious prepious, Botan, so ja ne minna-san." Kurama says as he jumps out of the tree and quickly runs away before anyone could notice that he had just been there.
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Klw: Well I hoped you all enjoyed ze chapter.
Kurama: Yukina is evil. DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE PLUSHIES!!!??
Klw: Yea, but calm down. She's gone.
Kurama: But she'll be after me along with the rest of the people.
Klw: Go hid in my closet. No one will find you in there.
Kurama goes to hid in Klw's closet.
Klw: And I won't be able to find you in there either cause it's a whole different world inside my closet.
Klw: Well here's ze next long awaited chapter. And I did use the suggestions that were given to me by the following people: Kihaaru, Hoshi, DarkBlaze15 and her friend Pyro, and Madame Arrow Foxfire( I'm not sure if you meant for it to be an idea but since I didn't think of it, I'm considering it as your idea ^_^) All of these people may take a plushy of their favorite yyh character. ^_^
Kurama sighs: Is yukina gonna be as bad as Keiko??
Klw crosses fingers behind back: No ofcourse not.
Kurama: Thank god.
Klw: ^_^ Now go.
Kurama: Okay.
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Observation 5 part 1
Yukina
Kurama was once again standing in a tree close to where Yukina was on the ground" Good day to you all. Today we are observing the species iceious niceous. She is currently on the ground, picking flowers." Kurama points the camera over to where yukina was.
Yukina was happily smiling and singing a song as she picked flowers. Suddenly a birdy comes down and lands on her shoulder. She smiles" Why hello there." She looks around then looks over at it " Number 453854, have you gotten the american blue-prints for their new top secret weapon." The birdy chirps yes." Good, good. Now send them to my father, Osama Bin Ladin. Hurry. We must win over those incompitant american fools and DON"T GET SHOT DOWN YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!!" The birdy glares at Yukina", Fuck you!" Yukina glares at the birdy", FUCK YOUR MAMA!" " MY MAMA'S TOO UGLY TO BE FUCKED!" The birdy screams as it flies away toward where Osama was.
Kurama was just staring blankly", Ummmm..... well......... umm..... I guess she must be a spy."'Memo to self, never piss off Yukina and call the the police and mental institute.'
Yukina gets up and starts slowly, oh so slowly stripping. Kurama gawks as he watches this. As she takes off her kimono, she reveals that she has a black bodysuit on. " CUT CUT CUT!!!" Screams a guy who emerges from the bushes, who appears to be the one who records models for playboy TV." I TOLD YOU TO PUT ON THE SEE THROUGH BODY SUIT NOT THE BLACK ONE!!" Yukina glares at the dude", WELL I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" She takes off the body suit revealing that she was a fat-ass, a 500 pound fat-ass.
Kurama looked disgustedly at Yukina", Well, now we know why she likes Kuwabara."
The playboy dude sighs and hands her a see through body suit", Here put that on and let's try this again cause we have to get this tape to all the neighboring schools by monday so they could tell us if it's good." Yukina puts on the body-suit and now looks how she's supposed to when she's not wearing any clothes. She starts to pose for the camera. " PERFECT! That's it. Beautiful. Come give me a little more. Yea, that's what I'm talking about. Okay that's it for today. Same time next week." Yukina nods her head as she puts on her Kimono. The play boy dude leaves.
Kurama had a goofy smile on his face and was laughing weirdly", Hehe......hehe.....heeh.....hehe..he...hehehe...."
Yukina gets out a life-size Kuwabara plushy", My dear stupid Kazuma, time for my playtime with you." She gets a murderous grin on her face and she gets out a dagger, machine gun, needles and a bottle of Mercury." TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!!" She starts to stab the plushy repeatedly with the dagger, then shot it in the ass with the machine gun. She then starts stabbing the needles into the plushy and then she pours mercury all over the plushy, which disintergrates it.
Kurama was now afraid, very afriad", She's psycho. Remind me to stay away from her."
Yukina sat down on the ground and got out a a life-size Hiei, Botan and Youko Kurama plushy, and it's better left unanswered from where she had gotten it. ", Now with one to play with today? The sexy, cool Youko Kurama or the hot in both ways Hiei or maybe my favorite sexy chick Botan? Hmm... How bout all three." She picks up the Youko Kurama plushy and licks it and starts making out with the plushy, while she does wrong and nasty things with the Hiei plushy followed by nasty and wrong things with the Botan plushy." Oohhhh... ahhhh..... harder....."
Kurama looked extremely disturbed at this point in time." That is just plain wrong. It's just as bad as it was with Kuwabara except Kuwabara's was worse cause he was gay."
Yukina looks at the Youko Kurama plushy", You are so sexy. I just wanna play with you all night. If only the real Youko would be here, I'd show him a time he'd never forget." She starts to take the clothes off the Youko Kurama plushy. After the Youko plushy only as boxers on she picks up th Botan plushy. " Now for you my sexy bitch." She takes off Botan Plushy's Shirt and bra and starts to once again do wrong and nasty things to the plushy that I cannot describe here because my fic is rated PG-13. After she finishes, she looks over at the Hiei plushy.", Don't think that I forgot about you onee-chan. I always knew you were my brother. The only reason I never say anything is because I love you more than that. I want you badly...." She gets cut off. " YUKINA-CHAN!" Yukina looks around and sees Kuwabara, Yusuke, Hiei, and Keiko. She quickly hides the plushies. She smiles", Why hello Kazuma-kun." Kuwabara tries to look sexy", Hello baby." A katana hits him in the back of his head." ITAI!!! WHO THE HELL DID THAT!?" Hiei whistles innocently as he grabs his katana. Kuwabara grumbled something about demons, bisexuals and a cookie.
" So what brings you all here?" Yukina asks. " We're looking for fox boy. Have you seen him?" Yusuke asks while lighting a smoke. Yukina shakes her head", No, I have not. Why do you ask." " Because he spied on us and recorded our private life." Said Kuwabara. "Hn. It's not like you have a private life." "SHUT UP SHORTY!!!" Screams Kuwabara. Keiko walks over to Yukina", He may have already caught you on tape. " SHIT! YOU MEAN HE SAW ALL THAT!!??" Yukina screams at the top of her lungs, making everybody stare at her. Yukina sweatdrops" Sorry about that little outburst, it's just that..." Kuwabara holds her hands", No need to explain baby, I shall find the fox and kill him for invading your privacy." Yukina smiles" Arigato Kazuma-kun."
Kurama gulps and decides it's time to leave.", Well now, I think I shall end the study on this species now. Next time it shall be the study of happious prepious, Botan, so ja ne minna-san." Kurama says as he jumps out of the tree and quickly runs away before anyone could notice that he had just been there.
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Klw: Well I hoped you all enjoyed ze chapter.
Kurama: Yukina is evil. DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO THOSE PLUSHIES!!!??
Klw: Yea, but calm down. She's gone.
Kurama: But she'll be after me along with the rest of the people.
Klw: Go hid in my closet. No one will find you in there.
Kurama goes to hid in Klw's closet.
Klw: And I won't be able to find you in there either cause it's a whole different world inside my closet.