Disclaimer: I own nothing not even the camera, and the magical oar thingy is owned by Botan
Klw: Sorry it took so long to post but I finally posted the next chapter. Aren't you all just so proud of me? crickets chrip in background -- But any way, thank you Madame Arrow Foxfire, raiko gotal, and DarkBlaze15 for the ideas and i will use them and umm..... here have a wallscroll of your favorite yyh characters.
With Kurama
Kurama was in a different world inside of Klw's closet.
Kuramalooks around where am I?
Kenshin: Konnichiwa.
Kurasma: Kenshin, what are you doing here?
Kenshin: Well, me Hakkai, Yuki, Goku, Yahiko, Hakuryu, the dragon jeep, and Puu fell in Klw-dono's closet and we've been stuck here for two months. In that time, we had to devour Goku, Hakuryu, Yahiko, and Puu inorder to stay alive. There is no way out. WELL WILL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!
Hakkai: I agree.
Sasukeappears Are you guys that stupid? Te exit's right over there.points to a door labeled exit
Kenshin. Hakkai, and Yuki: o.o
Goku's, Hakuryu's, Yahiko's, and Puu's ghosts glare and attack Kenshin., Hakkai, and Yuki
Sasukesighs why my onee-chan has a portal in her closet, I'll never knowshrugs oh wellwalks off
Kurama: o.o I had better go now.
Answers to reviews
razatip: . Ouchy... When you throw fruit at someone, it hurts.... oro....
Inu- I'm not sure...
Azural, God of Ferrets- I will cause I hate her too
Kurama's Purple Rose- I will. I was planning to do that fom the begining.
Observation 6 part 1
Botan
Kurama was in his spirt form, which was a fox, running through the halls of the Reikai palace. Some ogres stopped and wondered why a silver fox, wearing a video camera around its neck was running through the hall but since oni are stupid creatures, they just decided that he must be their new master or something. Kurama quickly ran through the halls " Rwerrerr rwwoorrr( translation: I'm hungry.)" He arrives at the door that leads to Botan's room. He quickly changes back into his human form and turns on the camera. " Welcome one and all. This time we shall observe the species known as Happious prepious a.k.a Botan. We are here at her living quarters." He walks inside her room. He finds a bunch of tapes labeled 'failed attempts at trying to kill Koenma'. ' This could be interesting to watch.' Kurama picks up a tape and puts it in his pocket.
Kurama walks over at her closet and opens it. He just gawks at what he sees. Inside her closet there were dead corpses hanging from hooks, random body parts of people and animals, and sadistically murdered Koenma voodoo dolls that were soaked in what looked like blood. Kurama quickly closes the closet, while sweatdroping", Well it look like this speciman is a cannibal and/or a sadist."
The door creaks open. Kurama gulps and quickly changes into his spirit form and ducks under the bed. Botan walks into the room, smiling happily", Bye koenma-sama." She closes the door and her smiles turns into a glare", Stupid mother-fucking todler. Never pays me. I will kill him one day. I promise that." She gets out another tape labeled ' Failed attempt at killing Koenma #9466745377545316789000.
She opens her corpse filled closet and put the tape in the rack. She looks at a random corpse and smiles evilly", Tell me, Tea/Anzu(a/n: Stupid evil prepy bitch from yu-gi-oh, which i watch in the morning since it is the only thing on), what's it like to be a sadistically murdered corpse?" Tea/Anzu corpse looks at Botan", But we should all be friends. You shouldn't be like this. We all have to get along and be FRIENDS!!" Botan glares and gets out a dagger and stabs Tea/Anzu in the chest", STOP IT WITH ALL THIS FRIENDSHIP CRAP!! Friends are worthless and weak and deserve to be eaten alive." Tea/Anzu zombie corpse thingy looks up at Botan", But..... WE ALL MUST SHARE AND CARE!!" Botan smirks", Yes, we all must share and care, share pain, care about yourself." She stabs Tea/Anzu corpse repeatedly and closes the closet.
Kurama was just gawking", Rwooror rworooorw rwoowrrowro...... rwoorrr roowwr..( Well it appears that this specimen is against friendship and happiness........ I am afraid now...)
Botan sits down on the bed, squishing Kurama a bit. She gets out her oar and strokes it", My dear percious oar. You are my one true love. I shall love you till the ends of time." She starts touching the oar, then she starts licking it. Followed by censored due to content with the oar and them she starts to strip. She then starts censored due to content the oar and the oar was making noises and the bed was shaking.
Kurama, who now was under Botan's desk, was extremely disturbed", Rwoooooowwww.....( nasty.........).
Botan, now without a kimono on, jumps up and down on the bed", Dammit.... I WANT FOOD! SLAVE! GET ME FOOD!" The oar nods as it opens her closet and rips off Tea/Anzu's left arm and shuts the closet. The oar hands her the arm. Botan quickly devors it, her face now covered in blood.
"Botan-sama, are you going to the strip joint tonight?" The oar asks. " No, the mother-fucking asshole toddler has me working late and I can't go to my secret job as a striper"Botan says as she stabs a Koenma voodoo doll", But it you want to I can show you what I'm gonna do." "Sure"The oar replies. Botan jumps onthe oar
Kurama watches this as he slowly heads for the door which was creaking open", Rwrroo rowwwrree(must escape evil)." He slowly walks toward the door, away from Botan who now was humping the oar.
He just slipped out the door when he heard foot steps and saw the others walking toward Botan's room",rwor(shit)" He ducks under a random table.
"BOTAN GET OUT HERE!!" Yusuke yells angrily as he bangs on Bota's door. Botan walks out, full dressed and looks her happy, prepy self", Hi, Yusuke! What is it?" "Have you seen foxboy?" Yusuke asks. botan shakes her head", No, why?" " Because Kurama-kun had recorded our daily activites on tape." Yukina said calmly. "And I will slit his neck. Hn." Hiei said sourly. Botan's eyes widen", So you mean he saw everything I just did??" Yusuke nods head", probably." "Why that little son of a...." Botan starts mumbling swears.
Kurama sweatdrops as he quickly runs down the hall toward Koenma's room", Rwoorree reorw rwear rewore roeeweaer( Well that's all for Happious Prepious. Next time it will be the study of Toddlerious Paciferious.)
Klw: Well I hoped you all enjoyed the chapter.
Kurama: Evil... closet... of ... doom... out... yay...
Klw: o.o remind me to never put you in my closet again
Kuramanods head I will.
Klw: Sorry it took so long to post but I finally posted the next chapter. Aren't you all just so proud of me? crickets chrip in background -- But any way, thank you Madame Arrow Foxfire, raiko gotal, and DarkBlaze15 for the ideas and i will use them and umm..... here have a wallscroll of your favorite yyh characters.
With Kurama
Kurama was in a different world inside of Klw's closet.
Kuramalooks around where am I?
Kenshin: Konnichiwa.
Kurasma: Kenshin, what are you doing here?
Kenshin: Well, me Hakkai, Yuki, Goku, Yahiko, Hakuryu, the dragon jeep, and Puu fell in Klw-dono's closet and we've been stuck here for two months. In that time, we had to devour Goku, Hakuryu, Yahiko, and Puu inorder to stay alive. There is no way out. WELL WILL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!
Hakkai: I agree.
Sasukeappears Are you guys that stupid? Te exit's right over there.points to a door labeled exit
Kenshin. Hakkai, and Yuki: o.o
Goku's, Hakuryu's, Yahiko's, and Puu's ghosts glare and attack Kenshin., Hakkai, and Yuki
Sasukesighs why my onee-chan has a portal in her closet, I'll never knowshrugs oh wellwalks off
Kurama: o.o I had better go now.
Answers to reviews
razatip: . Ouchy... When you throw fruit at someone, it hurts.... oro....
Inu- I'm not sure...
Azural, God of Ferrets- I will cause I hate her too
Kurama's Purple Rose- I will. I was planning to do that fom the begining.
Observation 6 part 1
Botan
Kurama was in his spirt form, which was a fox, running through the halls of the Reikai palace. Some ogres stopped and wondered why a silver fox, wearing a video camera around its neck was running through the hall but since oni are stupid creatures, they just decided that he must be their new master or something. Kurama quickly ran through the halls " Rwerrerr rwwoorrr( translation: I'm hungry.)" He arrives at the door that leads to Botan's room. He quickly changes back into his human form and turns on the camera. " Welcome one and all. This time we shall observe the species known as Happious prepious a.k.a Botan. We are here at her living quarters." He walks inside her room. He finds a bunch of tapes labeled 'failed attempts at trying to kill Koenma'. ' This could be interesting to watch.' Kurama picks up a tape and puts it in his pocket.
Kurama walks over at her closet and opens it. He just gawks at what he sees. Inside her closet there were dead corpses hanging from hooks, random body parts of people and animals, and sadistically murdered Koenma voodoo dolls that were soaked in what looked like blood. Kurama quickly closes the closet, while sweatdroping", Well it look like this speciman is a cannibal and/or a sadist."
The door creaks open. Kurama gulps and quickly changes into his spirit form and ducks under the bed. Botan walks into the room, smiling happily", Bye koenma-sama." She closes the door and her smiles turns into a glare", Stupid mother-fucking todler. Never pays me. I will kill him one day. I promise that." She gets out another tape labeled ' Failed attempt at killing Koenma #9466745377545316789000.
She opens her corpse filled closet and put the tape in the rack. She looks at a random corpse and smiles evilly", Tell me, Tea/Anzu(a/n: Stupid evil prepy bitch from yu-gi-oh, which i watch in the morning since it is the only thing on), what's it like to be a sadistically murdered corpse?" Tea/Anzu corpse looks at Botan", But we should all be friends. You shouldn't be like this. We all have to get along and be FRIENDS!!" Botan glares and gets out a dagger and stabs Tea/Anzu in the chest", STOP IT WITH ALL THIS FRIENDSHIP CRAP!! Friends are worthless and weak and deserve to be eaten alive." Tea/Anzu zombie corpse thingy looks up at Botan", But..... WE ALL MUST SHARE AND CARE!!" Botan smirks", Yes, we all must share and care, share pain, care about yourself." She stabs Tea/Anzu corpse repeatedly and closes the closet.
Kurama was just gawking", Rwooror rworooorw rwoowrrowro...... rwoorrr roowwr..( Well it appears that this specimen is against friendship and happiness........ I am afraid now...)
Botan sits down on the bed, squishing Kurama a bit. She gets out her oar and strokes it", My dear percious oar. You are my one true love. I shall love you till the ends of time." She starts touching the oar, then she starts licking it. Followed by censored due to content with the oar and them she starts to strip. She then starts censored due to content the oar and the oar was making noises and the bed was shaking.
Kurama, who now was under Botan's desk, was extremely disturbed", Rwoooooowwww.....( nasty.........).
Botan, now without a kimono on, jumps up and down on the bed", Dammit.... I WANT FOOD! SLAVE! GET ME FOOD!" The oar nods as it opens her closet and rips off Tea/Anzu's left arm and shuts the closet. The oar hands her the arm. Botan quickly devors it, her face now covered in blood.
"Botan-sama, are you going to the strip joint tonight?" The oar asks. " No, the mother-fucking asshole toddler has me working late and I can't go to my secret job as a striper"Botan says as she stabs a Koenma voodoo doll", But it you want to I can show you what I'm gonna do." "Sure"The oar replies. Botan jumps onthe oar
Kurama watches this as he slowly heads for the door which was creaking open", Rwrroo rowwwrree(must escape evil)." He slowly walks toward the door, away from Botan who now was humping the oar.
He just slipped out the door when he heard foot steps and saw the others walking toward Botan's room",rwor(shit)" He ducks under a random table.
"BOTAN GET OUT HERE!!" Yusuke yells angrily as he bangs on Bota's door. Botan walks out, full dressed and looks her happy, prepy self", Hi, Yusuke! What is it?" "Have you seen foxboy?" Yusuke asks. botan shakes her head", No, why?" " Because Kurama-kun had recorded our daily activites on tape." Yukina said calmly. "And I will slit his neck. Hn." Hiei said sourly. Botan's eyes widen", So you mean he saw everything I just did??" Yusuke nods head", probably." "Why that little son of a...." Botan starts mumbling swears.
Kurama sweatdrops as he quickly runs down the hall toward Koenma's room", Rwoorree reorw rwear rewore roeeweaer( Well that's all for Happious Prepious. Next time it will be the study of Toddlerious Paciferious.)
Klw: Well I hoped you all enjoyed the chapter.
Kurama: Evil... closet... of ... doom... out... yay...
Klw: o.o remind me to never put you in my closet again
Kuramanods head I will.
