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Observation 8 Part 1

Mukuro

Kurama had just arrived at Mukuro's 'cozy' little palace. He knew that he couldn't go through the main entrance because of guards but there are other ways to enter the palace. He walked carefully to the back of the palace, being careful not to set off any of the traps scattered around the palace that would definitely kill. He stood there for several seconds, playing around with his hair because he was so bored. Suddenly a piece of the wall opened up and there was one of Kurama's former partners, Setsuna, standing there.

"I hope you know what you're doing, Youko, cause if you get caught, you're on your own." Setsuna calmly reminded him as he motioned for Kurama to come in.

Kurama nodded as he stepped inside the passage way, " Yes, I know that Setsuna. So, how's it going?"

"Good. Mukuro's not as bitchy as usual... Maybe that little fire demon played with her and got her happy.." Setsunasays after closed the opening and walking down the passage way with Kurama behind him.

"Heh. No, Hiei prefers little hamsters that dance and sing." Kurama states with a grin.

Setsuna laughs before looking at Kurama," You're kidding me, right?"

"I wish I was." Kurama answered as they headed down the dark path.

"I knew Mukuro had weird taste in guys." Setsuna said right before he stopped and removed a piece of the wall, "Go this way to get in and knock when you want to get out."

Kurama nodded before turning into his spirit form and jumping into the room. He leaped up onto a cabinet before deciding to hide in one of the fairly large holes in the ceiling. He then changed back into his human form before turning the camera on. "Welcome everyone. Today we shall be observing tormentious bionicalous, Mukuro.."

Just at the moment, the large, steel door creaks open and Mukuro stomps in looking pissed as hell.

"I said I was..." The door slams right in front of Hiei's face, causing him to run into the door, "Soooooooooooooo...rrrrryyy..." A fall loud 'thump' sound was heard.

"Apparently Firey hnious has caused this female species to become...angry..." 'At least Hiei still has his gut inside him instead of on the wall this time...' The kitsune thought to himself as he followed Mukuro with the camera.

Mukuro then sat down on her bed before reached for her face and takingoff the bionical side as well as the wig she was wearing causing long stands of red hair to tumble down reaching to her waist, "That is soooooo annoying... God, people still think I have like a bionical eye... i got plastic surgery and half my body rebuilt to look pretty!" With that Mukuro smiled happily and started saying 'pretty, pretty', over and over again. She then got up and skipped over to her cabinet which held all of her clothes. She opened it and inside were dressed and skirts and shirts and most of them were... pink! You heard me right folks, the fearsome Mukuro who was supposedly bionical liked pink!

Kurama gaped at the closet and its contents. "Creepy..." He muttered under his breath. "Apparently half of her face was a mask.. and she likes pink"

She the took off the rest of the fake bionical crap before putting a pink, short dress with pink sandals. "Soooooooooooo PRETTY!"

Mukuro's maid, Kakiyu rushed into the room, crying her eyes out, "Mukuro-sama... Hito... he... dumped me!" The maid then started crying her eyes out.

"What! But you two looked so cute together! Always holding hands and kissing! It was soooo adorable!" Mukuro exclaimed.

Kakiyu nodded as tears continued streaming down her face. "I know."

Mukuro's eyes held sympathy for the poor girl as se stared at her. "Do you want to talk about it? You know that I am always here for you."

The maid nodded and then the both sat down on the large bed.

"Now, please tell me about it... I will be here for you" Mukuro comfortingly stated as the female demon beside her started telling her the tale.

Kurama was now shocked... She was having a girlly talk.. she was talking like a girl... this was very strange indeed... And creepy too

Mukuro hugged Kakiyu as she patted her back gently, "There there... you can get a better man then him! I know for a fact Kirito was like so totally staring at you today..."

Kakiyu looked up at her with several tears still in her eyes, "That cute wolf demon?"

Mukuro nods, "Yea! Now, go get him girl!"

Kakiyu smiled and nodded, "Yes ma'am!" With that she left the room.

"There's like so much drama going on here... hmm.." She flops down on her bed as she reaches underneath her pillow and pulls out a picture of Kurama making out with Hiei( on truth or dare night)" This looks sooooooooooo hot... two sexy guys with nice asses making out...it shouldn't just happen in truth or dare but in real life..." She sighs before getting out another picture from her pillow and on it was her kissing Puu, "Ohh... my darling Puu... It has been too long since I have felt the delicate touch of your wings rubbing against me... and too long has it been since I have felt your beak against my lips... I miss you sooooooooo much my image of perfection..." She begins kissing the picture.

Kurama was grinning evilly with his eyes full of joy. He had just gotten the best blackmail he could have ever gotten on Mukuro... Her in love with a penguin named Puu... "Apparently this species is in love with fightious punkious's bird... hehe... interesting.."

"OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!" Mukuro frantically exclaimed as she searched for something. "There it is!" She got out a Justin Timberlake life-size cut out. "My sex god! I have like foooooooouuuunnnnd you! I will be your new and better Brittany! Hit me baby one more time!" She started singing Brittany Spears songs to the cut out of Justin Timberlake, who was looking afraid.

Kurama gulped slightly, now scared and the worst part was, he couldn't leave until she left the room or was busy.

"Now! I must like download more guys making out with like other guys cause that like gets me sooo horny and my little penguin loves me when I'm like horny!" Mukuro happily yelled as she dashed over to the laptop in her room. Mukuro closed her eyes for several seconds as she daydreamed about Puu.

And that was Kurama's chance to escape. He changed into his spirit form before quickly dashing towards the opening in the wall, opened it somehow and ran for his life after closing the hole. He turned back into his human and looked at the camera, "Well, that concludes the study on tormentious bionicalous. Next it shall be... Windious Crazious, Jin. Until then Ja ne."

Meanwhile in Mukuro's room

She was downloading porn pics of Puu when someone knocked at her door. She quickly changed out of her pink clothes, put the bionical shit back on and hid all the pink stuff, preppy stuff, and gay stuff before opening the door. She glared hatefully at Yusuke and the rest of the people with him, "What do you want?"

"Have you seen Kurama?" Yusuke asked, slightly afraid of Mukuro.

"No. Why?"

"He videotaped our private lives..." Kuwabara mumbled angrily.

"Yea.. and I'm gonna kill him..." Koenma muttered as he plotted revenge.

"He probably got you too by now." added Hiei

Mukuro eyes flared up after realizing he had probably seen what she had just done, "He.. is.. dead..."

Botan looked over at Koenma and noticed something, "Ano... Koenma-sama.. did you gain weight cause your stomach looks larger..."

"...I ate too many doughnuts..."

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Kds "Ooooo…. Koenma's baby should be here in a few months! Heheehe….

Kurama is tramatized, "She… is… a… prep….

Kds, "And obsessed with Justin Timerlake"

Kurama, "Don't remind me…"

Kds" It's true!"

Kurama sighs, "Please review. Thank you."