A/N A little parody that I wrote late at night lol. It sucks but in my mind it's kind of amusing. :p Tell me what you think.

Lily sat on a bench in the middle of a busy Roscoe hallway. She was doing what she had been doing on a regular basis since Ray started going out with Grace leaving her in the dust. She was foping, that was fuming and moping, best/worst of both world. It depended on how you looked at the situation I guess.

Suddenly the sound of blaring trumpets filled the hallway. Everyone looked towards the cougar radio booth including Lily and as the crowd of students and teachers parted, the famous or infamous River Pierce appeared.

"Omygosh, he's just so beautiful," a girl gasped before she fell over in a faint. Lily rolled her eyes at the girl, but as soon as River got closer she began to fall into the same trancelike state as all the other girls in the hall.

Out of no where Robbie came running onto the scene his eye twitching madly as he noticed River Pierce, the person he would do anything to stop.

"Nooo..." Robbie shouted diving in the path of River Pierce who was headed straight for Lily.

"What are you doing," Lily asked very upset that Robbie had blocked off her view of River's perfect hair.

"I'm saving you from the-," Robbie started to say before he was attacked by a mob of River's admirers. "Help me Lily," he yelled from the middle of the mob.

"Want to go to Mickey's or something," River asked putting his arm around Lily Randall. She looked back a Robbie surrounded by the angry River fanatics and shrugged before walked off with River Pierce. None of the girls in the River fan club noticed that River Pierce had gotten away, not even Audrey, the president of the club.