A/N Hi, I'm back with another chapter. Enjoy/suffer. :p

Lily walked up to Ray next Monday holding a nicely wrapped package with is name on it. She was of course, accompanied by the infamous River Pierce and they made sure to stop at about thirty second intervals to make out before continuing to walk. As they got closer to Ray's locker Ray pulled desperately on the handcuff attached to his wrist.

"Isn't this getting kind of...old...and uncomfortable," Ray whined as he saw Lily approaching.

"Love is supposed to be all pain and suffering," Grace said holding in her maniacal laughter as she tightened the metal that was already digging into his wrist.

"But sugarplum it's cutting off the circulation, that blueish purple colour doesn't look to good," Ray argued but recieved a smack from Grace as a reward.

"So, I see the happy couple is still going strong," Lily said the sound of a breaking pencil very obvious as she said this.

"Lily, sweetie, I just bought you a new pack of pencils yesterday, maybe we should leave," River suggested as Lily pulled another one out of her pocket and prepared to snap it in half.

"That sounds like a wonderful idea," Lily replied, a fake smile pasted on her face.

"But what about the present," Ray asked pointing to the box with his name on it.

"Oh, I almost forgot about that," Lily said, handing him the box. Ray quickly unwrapped it and inside he found a piece of spikey sandy blonde hair.

"Is this-" Ray began awestruck.

"I got it for you, it's a lock of River's hair," Lily said, smiling sweetly. All the while trying not to snap another pencil. Ray looked at it in awe, tears of joy beginning to form in his eyes. He felt honoured, his life was finally complete, and most of all he finally had something to scribble in his diary that night!

A/N Well I'm bored, I don't feel like writing a serious fic so...this is what you guys get. hope it's not too unfunny but w/e. This really isn't expected to be wonderful. :p

Keeley