me:yay i barely got shi.t for the first one back i hope this will wake some of ur asses!!
hiei:dam...
me:go change for the next stunt weehiei...
hiei:stop calling me that!!
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yusuke and kurama are standing in front of a giant whale mouth
yusuke(whisering)ok..1...2...3
yusuke:hello im-
kurama:hello-
yusuke:god dammit ur supposed to do it with me dumbass!!i swear this whale mouth can do it better than you!!
kurama:fine then!!!(walks away)
yusuke:anyway..
whale and yusuke:hello im yusuke urameshi and welcome to jackass..yu yu style..
yusuke looks up and screams like a girl and runs away
kuwabara appears with a loudspeaker
kuwabara:hehehehe(opening theme music)
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starts in front of a fountain in tokyo...
me..wait for it...
suddenly hiei comes in running in a white sumo wrestler suit and hes being chased by chuu who is also in a sumo suit
me:oo...how sexy...i smell blackmail here...
hiei runs around and ends up jumping in the fountain splashing water on me and chuu goes after him dragging me under
i come out soaking wet and hiei comes out soon followed by chuu and they run past a plaza
me:they shouldnt have worn white...
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(Screen says the cheeseburger)
you see the yyh gang holding skateboards.yusuke is dressed as a ketchup bottle.kurama in mustard.hiei is the cheese and kuwabara is the pattie.
ysuke:this..the skateboarding cheeseburger!!
he goes down the ramp followed by the rest but kurama falls before getting to the bottom
hiei rides over to the pole and tries to grind but the skateboard slips out from under him and he falls on the pole and slips off while holding himself
kuwabara and me come over and laugh at him
kuwabara tries doing the ring of doom and falls when he goes upside down and falls flat on his face and doesnt move for a few mintutes
i bust up laughing
yusuke rolls down the ramp and does a 360 then goes back and tries to flip but lands too soon and rolls down the ramp and his skateboard lands on his head.
yusuke:oww!!
hiei tries grinding again but messes up and picks up his skateboard and smashes it against the pole and it breaks in half
me:dammit hiei!!those cost fucking $400
i pick up a piece of the skateboard and i chase after him and he trips over his pattie costume and i beat the shit out of him
kurama tries jumping over a bench but falls through it and kuwabara and yusuke laugh at him
they notice me beating hiei up and the screen fades with them trying to pull me off of him
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(SCREEN SAYS THE CARTS)
all of us are wearing jason masks
and me youko touya and kuronue are sitting in shopping carts
yusuke:this is..the carts!!
hiei kurama kuwabara and yusuke push us into some shopping center bushes
me&y&t&k:oowww!!god dammit!!
we come back shoving kuwabara and kurama into a cart and we shove it and i tips over making kurama falls over kuwabara
we shove hiei and yusuke into seperate carts and we drive them into the bushes
h&y:OOW DAMMIT!!!THORN BUSHES!!!
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me:wee!!ok at the end of my 3rd chapter i will have picked some1 to come into this crazy fucked up fanfiction...
contestants are:
ladymako
bowserjr
i report this might change so suprise me bitches...(jk jk jk!!)
