me:here we are again..at the big fat ass jack ass
hiei:awsome..
me:ok..now to move the mouse
hiei:come on...you can do it..
oh and welcome our new staff member bowserjr..she will be playing as herself
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Yusuke is holding a box for the dvd of their movie in a field and kurana hiei and kuwabara are next to him
Yusuke:Hello im yusuke urameshi..welcome to jackass...
he drops kicks it into the camera
yusuke:oh shit!
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Yusuke is in boxers with a fake champion belt on
yusuke:today im going to against american wrestler kane
we all walk into a store
bowser holds up a round 1 sign
kane is in his fighting stance and so is yusuke
bowser:ready!chug ketchup!i mean fight!
yusuke tries to punch kane but kane blocks and punches him into the ground
bowser:i guess we only needed on round..
yusuke holds his bleeding head then passes out
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i come in with a electronic razor
(jaws music begins)
i sneak up behind hiei and buzz off some of his hair
hiei:what the hell was that for!
i run off
hiei:ok then...
hands bowser the razor
she sneaks up behind yusuke and gives him a mohawk
yusuke:WHAT THE HELL!
she runs off
gives chu the razor
he cuts his mohawk then cuts off kuawabaras hair
me and bowser:o. O...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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all of us are on a dock with a capapult and a recliner
Yusuke:this is the human slingshot!
we force kurama into the chair
me:1..2..3 go!
kuwabara pulls the lever and the chair goes but falls back and kurama falls out and into the water
all of us bust up laughing
me:next is...yusuke!
yusuke sits in the chair with a beer in one hand
bowser:ready...go!
kuwabara pulls lever and yusuke goes flying.he drops the beer and does a flip then belly flops
yusuke"AWWW SHIT!THAT HURT!
beer can falls on his head
all us us except hiei laugh our asses off
me:bowsers turn!
bowser:wha-
shoves in the chair and pulls lever quickly
bowser:WEEE-I MEAN AHHHHHHH!
she does a back flop
me:oww..shes gonna feel that in the morning...i guess jin better save her..
jin comes out in a pink poka dotted speedo and has bunny ears on his head...and hes wearing a matching bikini top
me:go life saver jin!
jin jumps in the water and saves her and comes back
jin:uh oh...the lassie aint breathing..
me:do mouth to mouth ressesssfurmation...
hiei:TT..baka
jin kneels down but bowser open her eyes and screams and smackes him
bowser:god!i need to know before you try to kiss me without even trying to know me!
jin:sorry me lassie...
me:whatever...ok hiei's turn!
hiei:WHAT!
me:get him!
me,bowser yusuke and chu grab him and buckle him into the chair
hiei:but wait i can't sw-AAAAAHHHH!
chair falls off catapult at the end and hiei lands on his face then it slides into the lake
me:umm bowser...what was he saying..
bowser:i dont know...LETS GO EAT CHEESE AND PUDDING!
ME:YEAH!
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I know this isnt one of my best chapters but im grounded on the weekdays because i got a d in spanish..i hate spanish...
hiei:donde la fiesta y monos en tu pantelones?
me:SHUT UP!
HIEI:O.o
no flames plz..if you do..no cheese and pudding for you...
