me:here we are again..at the big fat ass jack ass

hiei:awsome..

me:ok..now to move the mouse

hiei:come on...you can do it..

oh and welcome our new staff member bowserjr..she will be playing as herself

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Yusuke is holding a box for the dvd of their movie in a field and kurana hiei and kuwabara are next to him

Yusuke:Hello im yusuke urameshi..welcome to jackass...

he drops kicks it into the camera

yusuke:oh shit!

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Yusuke is in boxers with a fake champion belt on

yusuke:today im going to against american wrestler kane

we all walk into a store

bowser holds up a round 1 sign

kane is in his fighting stance and so is yusuke

bowser:ready!chug ketchup!i mean fight!

yusuke tries to punch kane but kane blocks and punches him into the ground

bowser:i guess we only needed on round..

yusuke holds his bleeding head then passes out

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i come in with a electronic razor

(jaws music begins)

i sneak up behind hiei and buzz off some of his hair

hiei:what the hell was that for!

i run off

hiei:ok then...

hands bowser the razor

she sneaks up behind yusuke and gives him a mohawk

yusuke:WHAT THE HELL!

she runs off

gives chu the razor

he cuts his mohawk then cuts off kuawabaras hair

me and bowser:o. O...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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all of us are on a dock with a capapult and a recliner

Yusuke:this is the human slingshot!

we force kurama into the chair

me:1..2..3 go!

kuwabara pulls the lever and the chair goes but falls back and kurama falls out and into the water

all of us bust up laughing

me:next is...yusuke!

yusuke sits in the chair with a beer in one hand

bowser:ready...go!

kuwabara pulls lever and yusuke goes flying.he drops the beer and does a flip then belly flops

yusuke"AWWW SHIT!THAT HURT!

beer can falls on his head

all us us except hiei laugh our asses off

me:bowsers turn!

bowser:wha-

shoves in the chair and pulls lever quickly

bowser:WEEE-I MEAN AHHHHHHH!

she does a back flop

me:oww..shes gonna feel that in the morning...i guess jin better save her..

jin comes out in a pink poka dotted speedo and has bunny ears on his head...and hes wearing a matching bikini top

me:go life saver jin!

jin jumps in the water and saves her and comes back

jin:uh oh...the lassie aint breathing..

me:do mouth to mouth ressesssfurmation...

hiei:TT..baka

jin kneels down but bowser open her eyes and screams and smackes him

bowser:god!i need to know before you try to kiss me without even trying to know me!

jin:sorry me lassie...

me:whatever...ok hiei's turn!

hiei:WHAT!

me:get him!

me,bowser yusuke and chu grab him and buckle him into the chair

hiei:but wait i can't sw-AAAAAHHHH!

chair falls off catapult at the end and hiei lands on his face then it slides into the lake

me:umm bowser...what was he saying..

bowser:i dont know...LETS GO EAT CHEESE AND PUDDING!

ME:YEAH!

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I know this isnt one of my best chapters but im grounded on the weekdays because i got a d in spanish..i hate spanish...

hiei:donde la fiesta y monos en tu pantelones?

me:SHUT UP!

HIEI:O.o

no flames plz..if you do..no cheese and pudding for you...