Hiya! - This fic is meant to be fun to write and fun to read! - Well, enough chat, on with the show! I decided that I should just go ahead and post this and tack more on when I write it. -

Disclaimer: The animes Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon do not belong to me. If anyone would actually believe that they did, they deserve an award.


Chapter One – No need for a braided baka!

Mina looked up at the three stories of the high school building and sighed deeply. Transferring to a new school after three years at another one was not her idea of educational.

"Um, excuse me." The secretary turned from the phone to give Mina a pointed stare. Taken aback, Mina began looking everywhere but at the secretary.

"I was, um, you see, I wanted, to, um, know,"

"First day?" the secretary asked in a bored tone. Nodding vigorously, Mina was suddenly buried in a pile of papers.

"Fill those out and then come back to me." Obviously done speaking to Mina, the secretary turned back to her phones.

"Well! I never!" Mina blew an errant strand of yellow hair out of her face and huffed. Struggling to balance the mighty stack of papers entrusted to her, she had no hope of seeing the boy before it was too late.

"Ow!"

"Woha! Sorry! Didn't see you there! I-Hey. Don't I know you from somewhere?" Mina blinked and looked up into a pair of what had to be the darkest blue eyes she'd ever seen. "Oh! Wait! I know!" Snapping his fingers, he struck a pose and then pointed at her. "You're the newest model for Glamour magazine! Mina Rana, right?" Holding out a hand, he helped her to her feet. "My name's Duo Maxwell, pleased to meet ya! I may run and I may hide but I'll never tell a lie! Can I go out with you?"

"I-uh-um. I'm sorry, no?" Trying vainly not to look to crush- fallen, and failing miserably, he shrugged. "Ah, well. Such is life. Hey! You go to school here now?" Relieved to finally be on a safer topic, Mina scooped up her fallen papers.

"Yeah, I was just here trying to finish up these forms when I ran into you."

"Aw, you don't need to do all those! The secretary's always like that. I bet the only thing you have to do is pick up your schedule and go! Lemme just check for ya. Hey! Ms. Teller!" Fixing a look that could curdle milk on the boy, the secretary turned.

"Yes...Mr. Maxwell? Can I help you?"

"Is Miss Rana's schedule ready for her?"

"I don't see why it's any of your business Mr. Maxwell-"

"Just trust me." He winked. Ms. Teller sighed.

"Yes, Mr. Maxwell if you must know I have it right here waiting for her."

"Well she's here. Hey! Mina! Your schedules ready!" Tentatively, Mina stepped forward and received her schedule under a disbelieving gaze.

"Sorry about the mistake!" Mina exclaimed suddenly, the silence unnerving her. Duo grinned.

"Hey! Let me just show you to your classes and tell you about the school. My teachers won't care much and it gives me a chance to hang out with
one of the cutest babes to ever grace our humble school grounds." Mina blushed.

"So what's your first class? Physics? Uhg, you'll hate the class but the teacher's pretty cool. Oh! And you're gonna have to meet my friends! You'll love them! Well, maybe not, but I do, so whatever. Hey look! They still have snickers bars! Hang on while I buy one. Do you want one?" Mina shook her head in amazement and wondered if he ever shut up.