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Clan Idiots
In Ivalice, there was a clan, not just any clan, it was composed of 2 bickering humans, 1 stupid viera, 1 bored with life nu mou, and 1 peppy hyperactive happy moogle. They all lived in a house, the humans' jobs were hunter and thief, the nu mou was a sage, the viera an assassin, and the moogle was a thief. They all steal, destroy, and create havoc on regular people. Lets take a closer look at their lives…
"It's your fault she broke the bed." Mulat the hunter said.
"It's yours, because you were supposed to watch her." Marche thehuman thief said.
"You left me in there alone." Mulat said.
Flashback-
"Just go to sleep Vivian." Mulat said.
"It's still day light!" Vivian theassassin says.
"No, it's pitch black outside because it's 1 o'clock in the morning! Just go to sleep." Mulat said.
"I am gonna jump on the bed!" Vivian said.
"No your heels, they'll-!" Mulat said.
Bed snaps andcompletely falls apart.
"Help me! My foot's gotten stuck!" Vivian said.
End of flashback-
"Stop bickering you two or I'll make it both your faults!" Guin the sagesaid.
"Okay." Mulat and Marche said in unison.
"Let's go to the park." Seneka themoogle thief said.
Vivian walks down stairs.
"I think this piece of wood likes me. Aren't I special?" Vivian asked stupidly.
"That's what we call it, 'special.'" Guin said.
"Shouldn't- shouldn't- shouldn't-"Seneka said.
"Out with it, man!" Mulat said.
"Shouldn't we get our coffee now?" Seneka asked.
"I'll make it." Guin said.
"No sugar in his." Mulat whispered to Guin.
"Right." Guin said.
"What should we do after the coffee?" Marche asked.
"Go pick a fight, or go to the Prancing Chocobo, or go get a beer, or go and complain to the palace, or-" Mulat began.
"Stop, or I'll make you stop!" Marche said.
"Now, now don't get into a fight-" Guin said.
A dust cloud with arms and legs sticking out of the cloud formed.
"-In the house, so go engage outside." Guin said.
"I'll- I'll- I'll- I'll-" Seneka said.
"Out with it!"
"I'll get the door!"
He walks to the door, and the dust cloud follows he opens the door and the dust cloud makes it way outside. They watch the battle through the window.
"Where's the judge?" Vivian asked.
"They didn't start yet." Guin said.
"Can I be- be- be- be- a judge when I grow- grow-up?" Seneka asked.
"You already grew up, and the coffee's in the kitchen." Guin said.
"I wanna (slurp) jump on the trampoline." Vivian said.
"I wanted sugar in mine!" Seneka said.
"Your hyper (sip) enough as it is, and the trampoline is off limits until an hour after morning coffee." Guin said.
"Can I go outside and join Mulat?" Vivian asked.
"Then I'll join Marche." Seneka said.
"I'll be judge." Guin said.
Outside-
"Get ready," Guin said.
"Ready!" Everyone else said in unison
"Vivian goes first, then Seneka, then Mulat, last Marche." Guin said.
"I'll move behind Marche, and do shadow bind to him." Vivian said.
"Okay." Guin said.
"AAH!" Marche screamed.
"Hehehe." Vivian said.
"Can't move…" Marche said.
"Seneka, your turn" Guin said.
"Move on the right of Mulat and attack him." Seneka said.
"The law says no fighting! Yellow Seneka!" Guin said.
"You know… those things hurt!" Seneka said.
"HN." Guin said.
"Umm… I'm hungry." Mulat said.
"Okay we'll stop." Guin said.
"Unstop me… please…" Marche said.
"Okay." Guin said.
"What… are… you doing… with that…?" Marche asked nervously.
"Everyone knows that pincers that pinch butts will unstop someone."
"I… don't… wanna… OW!"
"That'll do.
"OW! OW¡OY! What do you think you're doing walkin' around with that?"
"Hey it works."
"Hey! Let's go rob something!" Vivian said.
"You know, she actually might have thought up something good." Mulat said
"I resent that!"
"You probably don't even know what resent means." Seneka said.
"I resent that too!"
"She has a fairly good knack for putting things in the right place." Guin said.
"When have my ideas not been good?"
Flashback-
"Let's go blow up something!" Vivian said.
"NO!" Everyone, except Vivian, said in unison.
"Why?" Vivian said.
"Hmm…" Seneka said.
"Fine." Guin said.
"I'll bring a first aid kit." Mulat said.
"What are we gonna blow up?" Marche asked.
" Bervenia Palace!" Vivian said.
"Uh…: she is insane:" Guin said.
"Uh…: the palace did have a bounty on our heads…:" Mulat said.
"Are you nuts!" Seneka exclaimed.
"Let's go!" Marche said.
After hours of walking, they get to the palace and blow it up, but come out barely alive.
"Ow…" Marche said.
"That was invigorating." Vivian said.
People are dead on the floor; some are limping out of the rubble.
End of flashback-
"When you blew up the palace!" Mulat said.
"Can we watch the flashback again?" Vivian said.
"No." Guin said.
"Please?" Vivian said.
"Lets go steal from no no no NO!" Seneka said.
"What?" Guin said.
" Montblanc's brother Nono? " Marche said.
"Yeah!" Seneka said.
"His name is no-no." Mulat said.
"I thought it was yes-yes." Vivian says.
"No-no!"
"Yes-yes!"
"You no my rule about bickering… and you just broke it!" Guin said.
Ibble Ibble- what will happen to our trouble some clan? Tune in next time!
