Ibble Ibble: I thought you heard me the first time!

Guin: It makes me wonder who the real idiot is…

Ibble Ibble: What are you talking about!

Eldena the Crazy and Wells the Angry

The weirdly dressed rabbit, Eldena, obviously was crazy. Her pants hung limply from one of her rabbit ears and her shirt was on backwards. She dropped the grocery bag that was in her hands on the counter, pulled the contents of the bag out, a towel, a rapier, and a button, and just stared at them. The towel had a specific spot for where the button should go after all there was a bright red arrow pointing to the spot saying 'Place button here' in bold letters. Eldena smiled and turned to go find her old neighbor, Marche.

"I thought I got rid of her when I moved away." Marche muttered as Eldena walked in.

"Guess you didn't." Guin replied.

"Let's play engagement: Piñata!" Eldena exclaimed.

"Let's play what?" Mulat asked looking up from his book.

"You tie someone up and then try to hurt them as much as you can while abiding by the laws"

"We-we-we-we-should tie up Wells-Wells-Wells-Wells-" Seneka repeated.

"'W' again?" Marche whined placing his head in his hands.

"Guess so." Guin retorted watching Marche.

"Ready set…!" Eldena began raising her arms.

Outside

"S-S-STOP!" Wells screamed, completely terrified.

Wells swung from the tree limb on a rope, looking down at the others.

"Madeen!" Vivian yelled.

"Meteor!" Guin shouted.

"Sidewinder!" Mulat exclaimed.

"Fight!" Marche and Seneka declared.

"OW!" Wells yelped trying to evade the attacks but to no avail.

"It's time for lunch" Guin stated as he turned to leave.

"YOU HAVE TO GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Wells screamed angrily.

"Hold you're…" Mulat began but was cut off by Wells yelling.

"RAHH!"

Wells ran at Mulat with his fists out stretched. Then he attacked Seneka. Eldena started laughing and ran to her left. Everyone just stood there dumbfounded.

"I think Eldena has officially gone crazy." Guin uttered.

"Yup." Seneka replied nodding numbly.

"Watch out! Wells is it!" She cried happily.

Everyone did a face falter.

"She thinks were playing…TAG?" Guin inquired.

Everyone just nodded well…except Wells.

"COME BACK HERE!" Wells yelled.

"Well apparently, Wells reaction is…" Guin began.

"He's gone BERSERK!" Vivian interrupted.

"…last berserk" Guin finished.

"SAVE…ME…PLEASE!" Mulat choked out.

"Oh, my…" Marche said watching Mulat struggle.

"BEHIND YOU!" Eldena shouted to Guin.

"Huh what are you…AAH!"

Wells had attacked Guin and was now standing on her back.

"Guin is it!" Eldena exclaimed.

"I finally calmed down now…can we pleas-s-se oh pretty pleas-s-se can we have lunch now?"

"Gosh you're soooooooooooo…."

"I think he's stuck on 'O'" Marche retorted.

"…ooooooooooo polite after being a total nutcase." Seneka finished with a smile.

They walked inside for lunch, but since the kitchen blew up, they had to eat some monsters they had killed on their way to Nono's. Guin served them again, making sure to take away Eldena's rapier and Vivian's katana. They had sat down, when the table leaped up on Mulat, Marche and Guin's end. Vivian was using Seneka's dagger for cutting her lamia…

" Take this! And that!"

" Does she know that the lamia is already dead?" Guin asked.

" Leave her be…" Mulat said.

" NOO! SHE MUST LEARN!" Marche yelled, standing up.

" Marche…"

" I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ANYMORE!"

" Marche…"

" I AM OFFICIALLY GROUNDING THE BOTH OF THEM!"

" MARCHE!" Mulat half-muttered, half-yelled.

" Yes?" Marche replied sitting down again.

" You do remember that grounding Vivian means…"

" Oh-no…"

"…that we have to stay with them every living second of that time? And you do remember that Vivian's room is having a problem, right? We'll have to camp out in her room."

" Mulat, Marche, the table!" Guin yelled.

The table crashed down with a plunk as Eldena struck one of the legs with another rapier she had. Wells was using his fork to pick up some flan, so his fork had the flan hanging limply down from it. The table just so happened to crash on his foot, which drove him nuts again. After that mess, they all ran upstairs with their 'Clan Idiot' marked tents. Vivian and Eldena started trying to roast marshmallows, but the ground was fireproof, courtesy of Seneka. Vivian went to sleep first, then Mulat, then Guin, followed by Marche, Wells, and Seneka. Eldena got angry and she grabbed a marker. She went throught each tent and-


Ibble Ibble: Time to wrap this up!

Marche: (cough) Crazy! (cough)

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