Ibble Ibble: That's definitely my name next to the story title, so I have to do the disclaimer. WHO IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND THINKS THAT I OWN FFTA?

Seneka: Yeah- Yeah- Yeah- right.

The Marker

Eldena went through each tent and put something on their face. She put a note on everyone too, and she went to the mirror and put something on her own eyelids. The next morning, Wells woke up first and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. He first read the note that was glue to his hair. It read:

raeD Wells,

You are always so angry.

" Okaay… That's weird"

Wells looked in the mirror to see that there were drawings of furrowed eyebrows, an open angry mouth, and wrinkles. They were quite kindergarden-like…

" AAH! What is-s-s this-s-s!"

He ran down stairs in frustration. Vivian woke up at this (due to the fact that she has gigantic ears!) She peeled the note off her forehead, and read it aloud.

" 'Hey Vivi, You are so unfeminine.' Wonder what that means…"

She walked downstairs for coffee. Guin woke up and went to her private closet with a mirror to get dressed. She wasn't facing the mirror yet, so she ripped the note off her lower lip. It said:

raeD Guin,

You remind me of a dinosaur.

" Interesting…" She said with her eyebrow arched in a questioning look.

She looked at the mirror to see that she had scribbled on large teeth outside of her actual mouth. There was red marker too, indicating blood.

" Ha, ha, very funny." she said sarcastically.

She got dreesed and went to the kitchen remnants to find coffee. Mulat woke up and went to the bathroom. As he washed his hands, a note fell out of his sleeve that read:

raeD Mulat,

You scare me with your calm expressions. Smile!

" Huh?"

He saw a giant smile drawn over his regular mouth, which made him look like he was always smiling and like he was wearing lipstick. He washed vigorously at the smile, but he couldn't get it off. He ran into Marche's tent and woke him up. Mulat first read his note out loud, and then showed him what happened. The note blocked his view of Marche, so when he put it down he had jumped backwards and yelped.

" What?" Marche asked.

" R-read your n-note…" Mulat trembled out.

" It says, ' raeD Marche, Your hair reminds me of a girl's hair.' What did the person do?"

" Your- your- face, mirror!"

Marche went over to the bathroom, and saw that his face had red marker scribbled near his lips, meaning to be lipstick, black marker for big eyelashes, and blue marker for eye shadow. He screamed and did the same as Mulat, but with as much success as him. He got his old green beret, and wrapped it around his face in such a way that would make his eyes the only thing visible.

" I thought I was sad, but your face is pretty funny." Mulat giggled.

" You did not just say that."

" I did."

" Then die!"

" After you!"

They got into a fight mid-way down the stairs, which caused the staircase to collapse.

- In the kitchen remains-

Guin was making coffee, and she heard the crash.

" I have to get insurance for this house…"

- In the dining room-

Wells has been staring oddly at Vivian's forehead since she came down, and was still going. Vivian ran to the stairs to go and get her ribbon. Mulat and Marche stopped fighting when they saw what was on Vivian's face. She climbed up the railing, and walked into her room. She went to the bathroom, and saw what had happened during the night: someone had written MAN on her forehead and gave her a mustache.

" I'm not a girl anymore!" Vivian yelled.

" What's going on, Vivi?" Eldena asked.

" What- what- what- what- what- happened?" Seneka asked.

" Vivian! You're a boy!" Eldena yelled.

" AAH! I'm a boy!"

Guin walked upstairs.

" You aren't a boy, just cover-"

" GUIN! YOU'RE A DINOSAUR!" Vivian yelled before she could finish.

" I really need a therapist." Guin muttered.

Mulat climbed up the stair railing part way.

" Guin, give me the Germinas, NOW! Oh, and Clan Ritz is here for the daycare, and Clan Borzoi is here for the insurance." Mulat blurted out.

" Umm… Seneka, get your Acacia hat because you'll need it with the other mouths drawn there. Vivian, you should go grab a headband for the man part, and Eldena, try not to blink too rapidly. You have an eye on both your eyelids, evidently from a marker."

" Let's- let's- let's- let's-"

" Assuming that you mean 'Let's eat!' OKAY!" Mulat yelled, still clinging to the railing.

They all ran downstairs to eat. The table was very full and talkative, despite the fact that the hosts had things on their face. Seneka found his note, and read it aloud.

" 'raeD Seneka, you can't just say things once, can you?'" Seneka read.

" The work will begin soon, let's eat." A Borzoi capo said.

" We have corn, bread, lamia, and cornbread. For juice all we have is beer." Guin said.

" What about water?" Shara asked.

" The well blew up along with the kitchen, so you would have to go to Ulei River." Vivian said while smiling.

Guin got up to get the food, forgetting one thing: no weapons at the table. She returned with the lamia and beer, and put a plate in front of everyone. Vivian and Eldena took up their weapons and smashed the table again. This time everyone's foot was hurt, so they ran outside to start: THE ENGAGEMENT!


Ibble Ibble: Thank you reviewers thus far!

Mulat: Do your best to ignore the weird things she says or does.