Ibble Ibble: Duh…
Marche: She wants to say, 'I own a cardboard box.'
Ibble Ibble: What he said! Oh yes, and credit to Sam-mag for letting me use his characters.
The Festival (or Happy Squish Mulat Day)
Everyone was ready to fight, but in the distance they saw the strangest things: a giant fire right next to a thunderstorm and a blizzard. Two chocobos ran over with a nu mou on each of their backs. Guin slowly recognized them, and she backed away slowly. They were Augusto and Diesel, her twin brothers. Diesel jumped down and gave her a scroll. She read it slowly.
" No thanks." Guin replied to the scroll.
" But, it will be the coolest magic festival you were ever invited to, EVER!" Diesel shouted excitedly.
" I have a house now, a clan," She stopped and coughed while saying, " or mentals," then she continued. "… and I'm a little busy." Guin said.
" Let's go, PLEASE!" Vivian shouted in her ear.
" Well, then someone needs to wash off the crazy faces on everyone. Or we'll need to look like mummies with two eyes." Guin said.
" I'm fine with how I am." Mulat said while smirking at Marche.
" STOP THAT!" Marche yelled.
" Stop arguing you're tearing us apart!" Eldena yelled.
Everyone, including Vivian, looked at her funny.
" Emphasis on the 'mentals' part. Who's going to make sure that they don't kill each other?" Guin asked.
" Clan Ritz was supposed to do that." Wells reminded her.
" Right then! Tally ho!" Diesel yelled.
Guin hopped on the back of the chocobo, and then Diesel got on too. They turned around and sped toward the festival that was sure to make them go crazy. Ritz and Shara handcuffed Mulat and Marche together, in an attempt to see them go crazy. Clan Borzoi left to go watch the disaster waiting to happen at the festival. Shara also handcuffed Seneka, Vivian, and Eldena, but not together. They walked halfway to the pub in Cadoan, when Clan Marble ran into them. Seneka was ready to fight them when they realized that they were on the festival grounds. A meteor fell on Mulat, knocking him down. Marche rolled on the floor and started laughing, until Mulat poked him. He laughed even harder, and then Seneka dragged him along. Vivian stepped on Mulat's only finger that was sticking out from underneath the meteor. Wells started walking a little faster. Eldena looked behind them to notice that they were on the track for the rockbeast racing. They started running, only for Marche to realize that he was still handcuffed. Vivian ran back over and stabbed her katana in one of the chain's holes. She jumped on the meteor, and watched the carnage. Mulat just barely got out from under the meteor, when the rockbeast trampled him. He got up again and a large rock beast jumped on him.
" Who… needs… insurance… now, eh?" He managed out.
Shara and Ritz ran back after the stampede, and un-cuffed Marche and Mulat. Vivian, Eldena, Wells, and Seneka ran over too. Ritz cuffed Marche to Eldena, Mulat to Vivian, and Seneka to Wells. Shara giggled at the pairs that she and Ritz devised to make total chaos.
Guin, Diesel, and Augusto were still signing the release forms. With one more signature to go, a summoner unleashed Ifrit on the table. In a fiery blaze, hours of paperwork went up in smoke. A tribe of rogue moogles at Muscadet mistook the smoke signals for the symbol of 'ENGAGE' and went on their way to destroy the festival. Guin still made it in to the show, and she changed back stage into an illusionist uniform.
" Don't look, Augusto." Diesel said to Augusto.
" I'm not." Augusto said, holding up binoculars.
" Riiight." Diesel replied.
Guin came out and unleashed Deluge on the audience. Glowing with satisfaction she ran around and created more madness.
" I never knew how stress relieving this would be- DIE EVIL PAPER SIGNING NU MOUS!" Guin said.
Guin walked over to the table and she casted Freezeblink on the paper nu mous at the table.
" NOOO! Now we will never get this all done." They yelled.
Vivian dragged Mulat over to the Petting Farm. She pointed to the food machine, then to the abnormally large Icedrake in the pen.
" PLEASE CAN I FEED THE D," She paused looking for the word, " the D, theeee…" Vivian pondered.
" I can't tell what you're talking about." Mulat looked at her strangely.
The fleeing audience came over and trampled over Mulat, and some of his gil fell out of his pocket. Vivian gathered it together. After the audience left, Mulat looked more like a pancake.
" Is… today… national…squish Mulat… day?" He asked.
"… the d… the dr… the dra… the drag… the drago… the dragon! CAN I FEED THE DRAGON?" Vivian yelled in his ear.
" When will this day end?"
Eldena kept on threatening to chop off Marche's hair if he didn't give her a piggyback ride, so naturally he gave in. She kept kicking him with the spikes on the bottom of her heels though.
" Stop- Ow- Now- Ow!" Marche yelled.
" Stop-ow now-ow? That isn't a proper sentence." Eldena replied.
" Since when were you the queen of grammar?"
" Since, AAH! Twist-a-lou object!"
" Huh?" He looked up.
A giant green tornado appeared above their heads. It picked up the pair, and threw them to a pole at which their chain got stuck on.
" I have to stay here, with you?" Marche yelled.
" Let's play tag!"
The tribe reached the pole and lit the bottom on fire. They yelled 'ug' constantly.
" Ug, Uga Uga Bloop." One moogle yelled.
" Sure…" Marche said in a confused manner.
" Squirt pickle blop! Do you think that they understood?" Eldena asked Marche.
" Not unless they have a larger vocabulary than us. And that probably ain't true." Marche said.
" 'Ain't' isn't a word."
" I, don't, CARE!" Marche yelled.
" Look here! Ivalice pole is falling down, falling down, falling down, Ivalice-"
" WHAT!"
The pole fell down sideways. The moogles picked it up, and stood it back in the ground. Fortunately, Eldena and Marche escaped.
After much walking, Seneka and Wells had finally reached the first in a series of stages set for the mages. (Rhymes, tee hee!) They both sat down in a seat together. Diesel and Augusto came on stage. Augusto set the stage on fire, while Diesel kept trying to put it out. Wells threw a sword at a curtain on stage, which ripped and fell apart. A wooden beam attached to the curtain fell on the fire, which the fire ran up the beam to the top of the set. Within minutes, the whole stage was burnt to ashes.
" I told you we needed to sign those release forms…" Diesel said.
" Oh, just shut up." Augusto replied.
" Get- get- get- get- away from us!" Seneka yelled.
A cinder landed on Wells, " GIVE ME MY GIL BACK!"
" Please not freaky- freaky- freaky- freaky berserker mode…" Seneka muttered.
Wells picked up Seneka and used him as a sword to try and attack Diesel and Augusto.
" RAAH!" Wells yelled.
He chased Diesel and Augusto around, until they met up with the rogue moogles. Seneka's moogle ball was on fire, so it was making smoke signals again. The tribe interpreted it as ' Give me a sword' so they dropped their swords and gave them to Wells. He calmed down and picked one up. He used it to destroy the chain, and they got free. Seneka tapped Diesel on the shoulder. The tribe ran off.
" Tag, you're it!" Seneka said.
" What in the world are you talking about!" Diesel yelled.
" Stop the shouting!" Wells yelled.
" You're it, Diesel." Seneka said as he ran off to the other sets.
Vivian had the food for the dragon in hand; Mulat was using the fence as a crutch. The dragon walked over and looked at Mulat. Vivian put a little bit of food on his arm, and the dragon went to it. He opened his mouth and sucked it in. He blew out a large column of ice at Mulat.
" What a day to wear fire armor." Mulat said while collapsing to the ground.
Vivian fell over with him too. The dragon picked her up, with Mulat dangling over the ground. He threw them at one of the sets nearby.
" Thank you mister d…" Vivian started.
" Dragon." Mulat said.
They hit the curtains, which knocked over the set on top of them. A rockbeast trampled over the broken set, followed by the fleeing audience from Guin's, err, "accident". Vivian got up and rubbed her head, followed by an unconscious Mulat being pulled up from his wrist.
" Good morning, world." Vivian said.
Eldena was yet again kicking Marche on his sides. They were on their way to see the water show at the fifth stage. They sat down, and waited for quite a while. Some time later, Augusto appeared on stage with his chill rod. He froze the beams that held up the curtain. He started doing the water antics, until he accidently hit the beam of ice. The water splashed all over the stage, so he thought that to fix it he should create a thunderstorm. He got the thunder rod out and created a thunderbolt to hit the water. At that exact moment with Guin…
" Everyone knows that when you combine water and thunder, you can make an explosion." Guin said to Seneka.
" Oooh…" Seneka replied in awe.
: Back with Augusto:
He lowered the wand to the ground.
" For the finale, FIREWORKS!" He shouted.
A large explosion from behind him propelled him forward to the petting farm. Marche pulled Eldena under the seat just in time for them not to get burned. Marche's hair was on fire on the tips.
" I didn't get to see the finale!" Eldena said.
" Did you feel like getting burned?"
Eldena licked her finger and put it on the fire on Marche's hair, " The cookie was burned."
" Sure it was."
The whole festival caught on fire, so they all made their way to the house. Clan Ritz took the handcuffs, giggled, and left. Everyone including, Diesel and Augusto, sat down. Mulat was taken to the living room to lie down. Marche had to wash the ashes out of his hair, so he went upstairs. Everyone else was thinking what they should do a botut the fairly large food problem. Guin went to the living room to bandage up Mulat. She came back with a look of disgust on her face, until she heard the wall behind Mulat fall on him. She went back again to fix him. Marche fell down from the cliff that connected the two floors together. Guin came back in and went to the burnt kitchen. She came back with some coffee.
" So, what are you guys' solution for our problem?" Marche asked.
" We should go get some monster, I liked the lamia best, and can I also do all the fighting?" Wells asked.
" Sure. Any others?"
Everyone took up their cups to their lips and sipped, with the exception of Seneka, Vivian, and Eldena. Mulat limped in and collapsed on the table. His coffee flung up on his hair.
" Well, anyone?" Marche asked again.
" I know, wait one moment," Diesel sipped again, " We could goand buy some food from the pub."
" We can go to a fancy restaura… restaurant!" Vivian yelled.
Guin, Marche, Wells, Diesel, and Augusto simultaneouslyspit out their coffee.
" Well?" Vivian waited for the response.
Mulat woke up, slightly dazed.
" Yes, but only if Marche can drink his pineapples." He replied.
" No one drinks pineapples, Mulat." Augusto said.
" Yes!" Vivian said in victory.
" We're soooooooooooooo dooooooooooooomed." Seneka said.
" 'O' again." Marche said putting his face in his hands.
Ibble Ibble: Thank you foxx-shadow and Miko-bunny for helping on the last chapter!
Eldena-twitch- CAFFEINE-twitch-
