Ryou, Bakura and Yami Bakura have a talk: By Rnij Rin Sera
Look! I acctually updated less than a day after uploading! Scary huh? And without reviews too!
Disclamer: If I owned yugioh It would be hell. Literally.
------- Kon nichiwa Minna san! ~Juggler~-------
"Well?"
"Well what? You go!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"I can't just barge in there!"
"That's because you would have to ring the door bell first"
"Door bell? Why would you need that?"
"You are pathetic, do you not know anything about this era?"
"No, the exact reason I think you should be the one to do this."
"If I did this it would make this whole thing pointless, not to mention scare the wuss to death. Not that that would be a bad thing, but I have no control over these things any more, considering I'm A FRIKING MORTAL NOW!!!"
"oooooooh... You do scare me with the yelling. Look, I'm shaking."
"Your sarcasm is pointless."
"It used to scare people back 5000 YEARS AGO you pathetic excuse for a GOD OF DARKNESS!!!!"
"Ouch, that hurt me so. Your just angry because I can fix MY hair so much better that you can yours."
"HEY! THAT's TECNICALLY MY HAIR!"
"Pfffffffffft"
"Don't pffffffffft me!!!!!!!!"
"..."
"Look, I don't like you, and you.. I don't know what you do or do not like beside the complete obliteration of the planet, But we are going to have to work together if we want to make this work."
"As long as I don't have to be 'nice' I'l do whatever.. well.. besides anything referring to 'pink' or 'cute.' Those words and there implications should all be banished to the Shadow Realm."
"You mean Hell."
"No, I mean the SHADOW REALM."
"Hell.... what tha he."
At the moment, two hooded beings were standing at Ryou's apartment door, argueing over random things which happily did not include starfish, world domination, knifes, dufflebags and the like. Of course, they weren't the only great evil lurking within the shadows near Ryou's lovely abode. Truth be told, the Fan clubs were scarier than any creature the two visiters could summon, and not just because thier overwelming 'cuteness' either. Perhaps it was the never serious visage that always held a smile or a perky little grin which, when closely inspected, was hideing fangs, or, maybe it was the cloud of perfume which worked better than any bug spray invinted. But one thing was for sure, they were getting closer...closer...
"Do you smell something?"
"..."
"DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?"
"huh?"
"I asked if you smelt something."
"Oh, yes, I smell quite a stench, although I'm not surprised considering who I'm standing next to."
"That's not me! It smells more like a .. flowery smell."
"That weakling probably has a garden or the like around here, he would be the first on my list who would like those sort of things."
"As long as he's nothing like you, I'm quite okay with him."
"Did you see that?"
"See what?"
"That! There goes another one! And another!"
Yes, the fangirls were getting closer and closer to acheiving thier goal: Get into Ryou Bakura's House!
"ooooh.. look, some people are like, at Ryou's door!"
"Maybe there like, relatives of his?!"
"Like, Maybe?"
"Should we find out?"
"Like, yeah!"
And so they preceded to pounce on thier unknown prey, only to be thrown off and turned on.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Acctually, since you don't agree with my "Shadow Realm = Hell" thing, then you should be saying 'What the Shdow Realm are you?!'
And during this, the Fan Club meerly stood stareing at the two, thier mouths agape in awe.
"Look!" whispered one. "They have like, white hair!"
"Yeah, they like, remind me of Ryou!"
"Except, that one guy is like, tan and like, muscular.. he's such a complete hottie!"
"And that other guy looks so.. like, sinister!"
"Yeah, they must be major chick magnets! I mean..."
"Shut up Duke, we all know you aren't a girl."
(okay, so I couldn't resist...)
That's it for chapter two! Read and Review! Oh, and the contest is still on so yeah! Oh, and all those pathetic coments were made by my muse, Zok. Why he's my Muse, I'll never know.
Zok: Vice?! I sad vice?! I can't belive I F-ing said vice!!!
Rnij: um, well, anyway, Ja ne!
