Ryou, Bakura and Yami Bakura have a talk: By Rnij Rin Sera

Disclamer: ...pointless. The Fruit Cake owns this, I don't.

Kazuki Takahashi: (whom I have much respect for) Ah Choo!

Zok: Kleenex? How about a puffs? Do you want a puffs?

Lawyer: Please sign on the dotted line. *hands Zok various documents*

Zok: *proceeds to light the various documents on fire* Pretty...

Rnij: I do not own anything regarding commercialized fodder. Oh, and Thanks for the Reviews! If I had more time on the computer I would write all your names down!

Zok: Rnij is trying to replace me!!!

Rnij: No.. I'm just making your job easier! You see.. I have a new muse! Ken Akebono Ouishitsu! Kao for short.

Kao: Hi.Pardon me for not saying any more, but there is someone I must go kill...

Zok: eheheheh.. *runs*

Rnij: Now! start the fic! Oh, and yes, I'm doing 5000 years ago instead of three thousand, and There is some controversy over weither it's Zok or Zork. I prefer Zok but, meh.

------------Silence is the closest friend, untill you soul rejoices! Kin! A family, to love and hold, whithin your mind, your heart and soul!--------------

*WHam!!!*

"You like, dont have to knock his door down!"

"Yeah, it is like, cold out side!"

"And like, couldn't you just use a key?"

"And praytell, where would I get this 'Key'?"

"We each like, have one!"

"How did you get his... never mind."

And at this time , Ryou was sitting in his dineing room, twirling his hair *which was up in a pony tail* and talking to the biggest funny bunny fan of all time.

"And how do you get your hair so straight?! I've tried countless times and it seems I just cant do a thing with it!" "Well, it does make you look rather malevolent." "Really, you think so?" "Oh yes, have you considered acting?" "Well, yeah, but they said I wanted the Hospital down the street." "Really? Maybe they thought you acted so good you worked there?" "Mmm.. possibly, but I think they wanted to get rid of me." "No! who would want tha....

*BAM*

"What was that?!" "I.. I don't know, I think someones at the door." "Well then, I'll hang up. But call me later, Kay?" "Kay, Peggie, Sayonara!" "Sayonara to you to, Ryou kun."

"RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"mmmmm... yes?"

"Ryou?! What have you done to your self? How could you?!"

"oooooooh.. he like, looks sooooo hot with his hair like that!!"

"... Yami?!!?!"

"Yeah, Ryou, you wimpering little scumbag. It's me."

"Um, your back."

"Yeah, well... some stupid Pharoah is not enough to take me down."

"Oh shut up!! Stop pretending Zok! I wanna meet this kid."

"Damn! Fine then Baku.. Introduce your self to the wimp."

"...Zok? Baku? Huh.. wha.."

And then, the phone rang..

"Erm..one minute..Moshi Moshi! Oh, Kobanwa Peggie kun. Oh! Really? No Way! Wow! When? oh.. buy me a ticket kay? Oh, yeah, I have company. hm, oh to bad, well. Ja ne then."

"Peggie? Oh no. not him!! PEGASUS?!?! Damn Ryou! I thought I raised you better than that!!"

"Um.. you didn't raise me at all."

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~bum bum bum!!!! *insert dramatic tensed up music here*~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~~-~-

Will Bakura ever get to meet his reincarnation? Will the fangirls acctually get thier hands on Ryou's hair care products? Will Ryou ever get to go to whatever Pegasus was buying the tickets for?! Will Zok ever wake up from the acoma Kao put him in?!?!?!

Zok: Chicken..zZZzzZZzz... fried.. ZZzzZzZZZzzzzzZZzz

Who cares?

R&R!!!