Disclaimer: I do not own Potter Puppet Pals or any of the Harry Potter characters.
Note: This is my first fanfic! It's for all those Potter Puppet Pals fans that can't wait for a third movie. This has been written in a play format, with stage directions and junk like that. And if you don't know what I mean by botherbotherbotherbotherbotherbother then you obviously haven't seen the first (actual) Potter Puppet Pals movie: "Bothering Snape."
Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts
Curtain opens on a small stage where Harry and Ron are standing in their school robes, except Ron has a white veil on and is holding a bouquet of flowers.
Harry: (frowning) Ron, I really don't want to do this!
Ron: Nonsense, Harry! This is the best day of my life! This is even better than that time when I got my head stuck up that fat dragon's— (He is interrupted as Dumbledore (naked) walks onto the stage.)
Dumbledore: Alas! Good morning! This joyous congregation has gathered here today—
Harry: But Professorhead, Ron and I are the only ones here.
Dumbledore:(screams) Eeeeeeeeek! Where am I? Where did I go! (He runs offstage, still screaming. Harry and Ron watch him blankly.)
Ron: Well I guess we're married, then! Gimme a kiss! (Harry screams and tries to run offstage, but runs into Voldemort, who has just popped onstage.)
Voldemort: Finally! I have captured Harry Potter! Muhahahahahaha! Now I will kill you both, starting with Potter! Avada—
Harry and Ron: Wait!
Voldemort: I'm not falling for that again! Avada Kedavra! (There is a flash of green light, and Harry slumps to the floor.)
Ron: No! Now I'm a widow, and I've only been married for ten seconds! I'll get you for that! (Ron runs up to Voldemort and jumps on him.)
Botherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbother!
Voldemort collapses beside Harry. Seconds later, Hermione runs onstage.
Hermione: Ron! What happened? (She gasps.) You killed Voldemort! Again?
Ron: And my wife died too!
Hermione: Your what?
Ron: Just before Voldemort came, Harry and I got married!
Hermione: (She pauses) Well, you could always marry me, Ron!
Ron: Eeeeeew! Why would I want to marry a boy like you?
There is an awkward silence, and then the curtain falls. You can hear Ron screaming as he runs from Hermione, who sounds very mad.
THE END
(It was pretty bad, wasn't it? Please review!)
