Chapter 2

Crazy Katie

I do not and I repeat I do not own SW or any of the characters other then Caroline!!!

Caroline laughed in her car as she drove up the driveway. She said his name is Orlando. (Yes it is true if your thinking it! I couldn't resist! It hit me and I attacked like a wild animal LOL! ) Amazing he was named after the capital of Florida! I never knew that this fagot bought her this house I thought she bought it on her own. "Wait what the hell that could never happen?" She walked up to the door ringing the doorbell. "Breath, Breath and again breath and maybe you'll be able to get through this", whispering to herself hearing the door open.

Their stood her cousin a 5'3 peroxide blonde plastic boobs, Pamela Anderson long lost relative, who probably had more fake body parts then she had hair on the top of her head. Wearing a tight tank top that showed off her belly button, tight shorts, and stiletto heels she could have gotten the hooker of the year award. "Oh my God Caroline is that like you?", giggling up and down her boobs bouncing like crazy with her. Jumping so much she broke a heel in the process.

"Oh yah she definitely special", sighing to herself. "Oh darn it, well come on in you silly willy and tell me all of the adventures that you have been on". Caroline followed Katie as Katie walked like the hunchback of Notre Dame with one leg longer then the other. Again she asked herself, "How are we related?" "Now I'll be right back and then we'll like be able to talk", as she hunch back walked into another room.

Caroline simply smirked. She looked around the house, "Hmmm...seems like nothing new here". "Well I guess you've been here before then", hearing a British accent behind her. She turned around and nearly choked on her tongue. A man probably in his early 30's or late 20's stood before her. Curly brown hair to his neck, brown eyes, tall and a very attractive look on his face. Caroline so shocked slid out of her seat and fell to the floor. Surprised he walked over to Caroline and helped her up.

"Thank you, I'm sorry you sorta sneaked up on me". "Yah more like surprised me that your young and hott when I would have thought you'd be falling apart". One: Caroline never underestimate your cousin cause she really knows how to pick them. Two: Never fall out of your freaking chair again cause I bet you looked like an idiot."

"Hi. I'm Orlando, Orlando Bloom", as we shook hands. "Hi, my names Caroline Shan, I'm Katie's cousin". "Yes Katie told me a lot about you and when she told me your that Caroline Shan as in the writer I almost wet myself, I am such a huge fan of yours", as he grinned as Caroline making her feel gooey. "Wait what am I doing? Sure this man is hott and any woman in their right mind wouldn't mind fucking him but I have Mort. No change that I HAD Mort, theirs a difference. Yes the difference is he probably hates me now and wants nothing to do with me. Oh god I'm talking to myself again not good".

"Are you alright?", Orlando asked breaking Caroline out of her thoughts. "Yah sure I'm just surprised is all, I didn't expect to be meeting you", smiling difficultly. "Oh my god this is like so perfect", the haunting Barbie doll had broken the moment.

"Orlando hunny bumpkin's this is my cousin but I guess that you like already introduced yourself". She was wearing the same shoes that she wore when she greeted Caroline but from what Caroline could see Katie had super glued the heel back on.

Caroline smirked, "Julia Roberts would be so proud of her right now". "Wonderful, I'm glad that you got that heel back on Katie", smirking as her cousin giggled once again. "My god this girl will giggle at anything, Ask her what color the sky is and she'll giggle stupidly". "Well Katie, looking Orlando over, it would seem that you have gotten more interested in foreigners".

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