WELL, HERE'S CHAPPY 14!
It was about twelve I the afternoon and the girls were at the gym. I'd gone before they'd even woken up, since I like to get my work-out out of the way. I had my Radio on as loud as possible, and I was dancing around the room in my underwear and a tank top. I was singing at the top of my lungs and cleaning the room up a bit. I Love Rock and Roll was blasting through the stereo from the mixed CD and I was lost in the music, dancing around like a wild woman.
I saw him dancing there
By the record machine
I knew he must have
Been about seventeen
The beat was going strong
Playing my favorite song
I could tell It wouldn't be long Till he was with me
Yeah, with me
And I could tell It wouldn't be long Till he was with me
Yeah, with me
Singin'
I love rock 'n' roll
So put another dime In the jukebox Baby
I love rock 'n' roll
So come and Take the time And dance with me
Ow
He smiled, so I got up And asked for his name
"But that don't matter," he said "'Cause it's all the same."
I said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next we Were moving on And he was with me
Yeah, with me
And we were moving on And singin' that Same old song
Yeah, with me
Singin'
I love rock 'n' roll
So put another dime In the jukebox Baby
I love rock 'n' roll
So come and So come on take the time And dance with me
Ow
I love rock 'n' roll yeah
'Cause it soothes My soul yeah
I love rock 'n' roll
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I said, "Can I take you home Where we can be alone?"
And next we Were moving on And he was with me
Yeah, with me
And we were movin on And singin' that Same old song
Yeah, with me
Singin'
I love rock 'n' roll
So put another dime In the jukebox Baby
I love rock 'n' roll
So come and Take the time and Dance with me
I love rock 'n' roll
(I love rock 'n' roll)
So put another dime In the jukebox baby
I love rock 'n' roll
(Ooh)
So come on Take the time And dance with me
(Dance with me)
I love rock 'n' roll
(Rock 'n' roll)
So put another dime In the jukebox baby
(I said)
I love rock 'n' roll
(So dance with me)
So come on Take the time and Dance with me
(Dance with me ooh)
I love rock 'n' roll
(Rock 'n' roll)
So put another dime In the jukebox baby
(Oh, ooh)
I love rock 'n' roll
(Ooh)
So come and Take the time and (Dance with me)
Dance with me
I love rock 'n' roll
So put another dime In the jukebox baby
I love rock 'n' roll
(Oh)
So come and Take the time and Dance with me
I was having a ball, but the next thing I knew, I heard clapping and laughing. I turned around to see Amy, Christy, Matt, Shelton and Hardy standing in the door way. I turned a bright red and ran in the bathroom.
"So, you love Rock and Roll, huh?" Hardy chuckled.
"Come on baby girl, your singing was pretty good! Really good, if you ask me!" Shelton laughed, knocking on the door.
"STOP LAUGHING! It's not funny, Shelton!" I whined through the door. I was so embarrassed.
"Well, it kind of is, babe. I mean, it's not everyday you see your girlfriend dancing around her hotel room in her underwear singing into her hair brush as a microphone!"
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!"
"I'm not baby girl! I thought it was pretty sexy…you dancing around in next to nothing…"
"Shelton Michael Benjamin!"
"Well, it was kinda hot…if you didn't wrestle, I'd tell you to go call up LA Reid! Or Dr. Dre, you know?" he chuckled
"I know I can sing, it's one of my three passions." I smirked, unlocking the door so Shelton could come into the bathroom. When he came in, I was sitting on the counter looking in the full-length mirror on the opposite wall, fixing my navel ring.
"Well, one of your three, is it baby girl? What are the other two?" he said, his eyes twinkling mischievously.
"Well, guess."
"One is Wrestling, Another is singing, is art the third?" he said, cocking his head to the side.
"The first two are correct, but that's a no on the third one." I smiled.
"Uh, An obsession with a certain actor?"
"Nope!"
"Me?"
"Shelton!"
"Is that a yes?"
"NO!"
"I give, what is it?"
"I'm not telling the third one, it would ruin my rep." I laughed.
"So you're not going to tell me?" he said, standing between my legs.
"Nope, sorry babe!" I said, going back to taking out my belly button ring. All of a sudden, Shelton bends down and starts kissing on my stomach. I shriek and giggle – something I hardly ever do, unless I'm around Shelton for some reason – as he actually takes out my belly button ring using only his mouth. He stands up, and takes my ring out of his mouth. He sat it on the counter and smirks at me.
"I didn't need your help you know…I could have done it myself." I said, fake pouting.
"True, but you wouldn't have had that much fun taking it out by yourself, now would you?" he said before claiming my lips with a kiss. Soon we were re-enacting the Enrique Iglesias video, making out on the bathroom counter. We were really into it, and we'd been at it a good twenty minutes, when…
"DUDE! Please don't tell me you were about to get some from my baby sister in the bathroom!"
"Matt!" I screamed, jumping up and snatching Shelton's hand from inside my shirt.
"Come on Ari, you'd think you'd learned from me! If you're gonna make out with someone in the bathroom, LOCK THE DOOR!" he laughed. Suddenly, he stopped.
"Dude, is that a hickey?"
"Shelton, you gave me a HICKEY!?" I screamed at him, punching him in his shoulder. He put this innocent look on his face and scratched his head.
"Uh, yeah?"
"MAN! This is gonna show!" I said, looking in the mirror.
"Well, I could always make it show more…"
"Michael, this is not the time," I said, using his middle name.
"Well, you gave me one, but you don't hear me complaining!"
"AMY!!!! You got any concealer or foundation?" I screamed. I didn't wear makeup like that, just eye liner, eye shadow, and lip stuff.
"Dude," she said coming into the bathroom, (It's a pretty big bathroom) "You don't even know how to put that on!"
"I know, but desperate times call for desperate measures!" I said, pointing at my neck.
"Shelton, dude, if I can't cover that thing up, you're so dead. Dwayne, Randy, John, Eddie and Mark are all gonna kill you. Glenn too, if there's anything left. And don't let Rey find out!" Amy said, furiously applying make up to my neck.
"Damn, hurry up and get that thing covered!" Shelton said, suddenly fearing for his life.
"You know he's still going to know, right?" Matt said suddenly, still laughing at how we were worrying over the hickey.
"How?" I said suddenly.
"You don't remember when I was 15, 16, 17, and 18, and my girlfriends all used to put the makeup on my neck to hide the hickeys so that dad wouldn't know that I snuck out of the house? He has like, super sonic bionic eyes or something, cause he could see the hickey anyway" he said, laughing at how many times he'd been grounded for sneaking out of the house.
"Well, matt, that's because the foundation that they used was always too dark or too light! It didn't blend with your skin, but me and Amy's completions are similar, so if she adds some dark blush to it, it will blend perfectly!" I laughed. Amy finished the make up, and I did my hair for the day. Then I got dressed and we all decided to go to the video rental store because some people didn't have their favorite movie on DVD, and only on Tape.
"So Ari, why is Fast and the Furious your favorite move?" Hardy said, laughing as I squealed and grabbed the movie.
"It has my three loves in it: Vin Disel, Paul Walker, and a Japanese made Nissan Skyline."
"Nissan Skyline?" Shelton said confused.
"Only the most beautiful car in the world!" I said with a dreamy look in my eyes.
"What, is it a hot car or something, Japanese made, so it has to cost an arm and a leg." Hardy jumped in.
"Well, I've been saving a chunk of my check since the movie came out so I could save up and buy one then get it tricked out like in the movie, but I still got a long way to go," I said sadly.
"Wow, Ari, how much dough we talking here?" Amy piped up.
"That I have saved, or how much I need all together?"
"All together."
"I need $200,000 to buy the car, but for all the mods that I want to do, I'll need about a quarter mil all together, maybe more. I'm only about half way there though," I said looking at the picture of Vin Disel on the cover.
"What kind of mods are we talking bout here?" Shelton said suddenly.
"Oh, engine build up, paint job, sound system, NOS tanks, things like that."
"Wait a minute; you wanna put NOS tanks in your car? What, are you trying to street race or something?" Matt said suddenly said.
"No, but you know I love speed…and NOS is one way to go."
"What if you got fake NOS buttons put on your car, because, I wouldn't feel safe with you having something in your car that would let you drive at over 200 miles an hour!" he laughed.
"NO WAY baby girl, you drive like a maniac already…over 200? Hell no, I'm not riding with you." Shelton laughed.
"Now that's not nice, but Amy Christine Dumas isn't riding with you either, sorry babe!"
"What ever, but okay, I won't get the damn NOS tanks…but can I just get the buttons in the steering wheel? They're so cool!" I said, smiling at everyone.
"Sure, just don't get the real thing, ya know?" Matt said. "For our safety and for the safety of the world!"
I flipped him off, and everyone grabbed their movie and we rented them for a night.
"ARI, Come on, the movie party starts in five minutes, we gotta get to the boys' room!" Christy yelled.
"Okay, okay," I said, fixing my hair. Turns out, EVERYONE was coming, most of the Wrestlers, including my dad and uncles, so we were going to have a LONG night of movie watching. I was ready to go, dressed in my PJ's (a tank top and pajama pants along with a pair of flip-flops that I was only wearing in the hall.) carrying my movie. We got to the boy's room and knocked on the door. Shelton answered, dressed in boxers and socks. Chris, Adam, Jay, Stacy, and Jackie were already there, and they were just sitting around talking. I looked in the kitchen, and noticed that they had the table piled high with snacks.
"MATT!" I yelled "Did you get my – "
"Yes Ari, I got your damn Oreos and Peanut butter!" Matt yelled.
"Oreos and Peanut Butter?" Jay laughed.
"Yeah, it tastes great!" I said, opening the oreos and peanut butter while grabbing a spoon. "Taste," I said, giving Jay a cookie with peanut butter slathered on the top.
"Wow, this is pretty good!" Jay laughed.
"Pretty DAMN good!" I said, preparing a cookie for myself. Soon, everyone had arrived, and I decided to play master of Ceramonies.
"Okay everyone, listen up! Put your movie in this bag, EVERYONE!" I said, passing the garbage bag around. "The way movie night works is, everyone puts their movie in the bag, and we pull them out randomly. The trick is, you have to guess who's movie it is!" Ready? The first movie is: Scarface. Who's movie is it?" I said.
"RANDY'S!"
"MARK'S!"
"PAUL'S"
"DAVE'S!"
"Okay, we have some guesses, all of them likely. Now, will the owner of the movie please stand up?" I said. My dad stood up, and everyone laughed and clapped. We sat down and watched Scarface.
"Okay, next is…The Fast and the Furious! Now, who does this movie belong to?"
"EDDIE!"
"SHELTON!"
"ARI!"
"EDDIE!"
"MARK!"
"NO WAY, WITH CARS, IT'S DEFFINATELY EDDIE!"
"Okay, okay, very likely guesses, especially Uncle Eddie. But, it's not Uncle Eddie's or Uncle Mark's. It's MINE!!!! Now let's watch my favorite movie and see my three loves: Vin Disel, Paul Walker, and the Nissan Skyline!" I screamed, then jumped back in Shelton's lap to watch it, mouthing every word. When it was over, we watched Shelton's favorite movie, "Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood." Then, AJ's favorite, "White Chicks". Uncle Randy had us watching "Top Gun", (everyone joined in on the famous line, "I feel the need, the need for speed!") and Uncle Rey had us watching "The Mummy". Uncle Wayne made us sit through "Fight Club", and everyone laughed when Amy put on "The Scorpion King".
"Well, people, up next, Selina. A real tear jerker, and a classic I might add, who's movie is this?"
"NIKKI!"
"Nope, it's definitely Tess"
"NIKKI!"
"JACKIE!"
"NIKKI!"
"Alright people, the movie is…NIKKI'S!"
We watched the movie, and when I turned the lights back on, I noticed that every female in the room was crying, and that Uncle Randy looked like he was about to shed a tear.
"Uncle Randy…Are you about to cry?" I laughed, causing everyone to look at him.
"No, I just got something in my eye," he sniffed.
"WHATEVER ORTON!" my dad laughed, causing everyone to laugh.
"Alright, alright, Uncle Randy cried watching Selina, big deal. The next Movie is a true tear jerker….A Little Princess, because every little girl is her daddy's little princess. So Who's movie is this?"
"ARI"
"NO, SHANE, FAST AND THE FURIOUS WADS HERS, IT'S STACY'S!"
"NO WAY, IT HAS TO BE DEWAYNE'S"
SMACK
"Alright, alright people, this movie is in fact…little miss Darkness herself, Contessa Calloway!" I said, smiling. I put the movie on and went and sat with my dad for this one. Nikki was sitting with Uncle Eddie, and Tess was sitting with Uncle Mark. At the end of the movie, I looked up, and noticed that my dad was crying along with me. He brushed my tears away, as I did the same to him, and kissed my forehead.
"Alright, no more sappy movies…The next one…THE RING! Now this is a real movie…who does it belong to?"
"HARDY"
"AJ"
"GLEN"
"MARK"
"You guys are hopeless…this movie belongs to none other than my uncle Markey!" Roll the flick!" I sat with Shelton, and I looked over to see that Mr. King of the World was asleep half way through the movie.
"HOLD ON, CUT THE MOVIE! Matt, the other thing I asked you to pick up for me please." I said, smiling at my brother, who smirked back at me. He handed me a can of whipped cream, and some hot sauce. I sprayed a whipped cream bikini on Chris, and Jeff, suprisingly, took out some of his hair dyes, and dyed Chris's beautiful blonde hair pink with blue tips. Mike, put hot sauce in his mouth, and we waited. Ten seconds later, we heard a scream.
"My Mouth! AAAHHHHH!"Chris ran in the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of water. He drank about half the bottle of water, then glared at us. We were all laughing, and suddenly…
FLASH
I whipped out my camera out and snapped a picture of him. He looked down and saw his pajamas (which consisted of boxers and a t-shirt) was covered in a whipped cream bikini.
"Really mature you guys, I'm betting Miss Ariel Cena had something to do with this, didn't she?" he said, turning red…which clashed horribly with his pink and blue hair.
"Well, yeah, but Mr. Matthew Cena and Mr. Jeffery Hardy had something to do with it too…" I said innocently.
"Jeff….YOU GUYS DIDN'T!" he screamed, running to the bathroom. About two seconds later, we heard an ear-shattering scream, signifying that Chris had seen his hair.
"CENAS, HARDY, I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY KILL ALL THREE OF YOU!" he yelled, causing all three of us to fall out in laughter along with the rest of the group.
"Well, Irvine, you owe EVERYONE here a dollar, and it must be paid in three days. PARTY'S OVER, ALL THANKS TO CHRISSY SINCE HE WENT TO SLEEP!" I laughed, sliding my flip-flops on. Everyone started leaving. I kissed Shelton and went back to the room. Amy stayed later, along with Christy, but I was tired.
Shelton's POV
"Hey John, Eddie, Mark, DeWayne, Randy, Paul, Dave, Rey, Matt, Amy, Hardy, Jeff, Nikki, Shane, Adam, Tess, AJ, Can you guys hold back a sec?" I said suddenly.
"Sure man, what's up?" John said, curious.
"Okay, I know Christmas is coming up, and I wanna do something big for Ari. But the thing is, it's gonna take a lot of work, and a whole damn lot of money, money that I don't have. Can you guys help me?" I said, looking at the group in front of me.
"What are you thinking?" Matt said, smirking at me. I smiled, and told them my idea. Everyone agreed to it. This Christmas was going to rock.
Don't worry, conflict will start in the chapter after the next one. After the vote, turns out most of you want me to figure out my own way of bringing the conflict in…so, I will….AFTER Christmas. What's Shelton's gift? Find out in the next pulse pounding episode of A REAL FAMILY!
p.s.: R&R!
