Miss.Ecofreak: great, my story is weird and insane. As long as it's a humor-story that's a good thing.
Zakura: and now we get to intruduce a new character!
Miss.Ecofreak: that's correct! Well's hyperactive cousin! Ehm...Wait! I think I've got it! No... forgot it
Zakura: you forgot his name?
Miss.Ecofreak: that was his name
Zakura: whata weird family
Chapter 2
Welcome To Spargus
Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh are resting in the water when Damas comes in.
"Nice water. Better than being out in the desert anyway" Daxter said.
"So you came back from the dead did you? Did you do that? Or are you still dead? Are they dead Damas?" a small leprechaun at Damas' head said.
"Get of my head!" Damas yelled.
"Hey! That's my cousin! Ehm…Wait! I think I've got it! No… forgot it!" Well said.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" Ehm…Wait! I think I've got it! No… forgot it said "Why didn't you ever call me? Don't you like me anymore brother?"
"Number one: I'm not your brother I'm your cousin. Number two: I forgot you existed" Well said.
"Yes. We are indeed the forgotten ones" Damas said. "My name is Damas, I'm king of Spargus".
"Awesome! I wish I had a father who was king" Jak said.
"In the unforgiving wasteland we value strength and survival above all" Damas said.
"Meaning?" Daxter asked.
"If you don't kill someone you're dead" Ehm answered, "And I mean really dead. Not just fake-dead as you were a couple of minutes ago"
"Cool, lots of violence. I like this city" Jak said with a foolish smile.
Damas brought the happy three friends to the arena where the fights were held.
"Welcome all citizens of Spargus!" a familiar voice said, "Today we will once more see three newcomers die… possibly. Please welcome Jak! Daxter! And Well…ehm…eh"
"Pecker! There you are! Where were you?" Jak asked as he saw the moncaw sitting at Damas' throne.
"I was here waiting for you" Pecker said, "I'm Damas' new advisor. At least someone here understands my great…uhm…"
"Wisdom?" Damas asked.
"Right. What he said" Pecker answered.
"Dude. That bird's a moron. I mean really a moron! He's nuts!" Ehm said.
"Ehm…Wait! I think I've got it! No… forgot it. Have you forgotten to take you Ritalin today?" Damas asked.
"Yup" Ehm answered, "They taste like crap man. And I mean real crap, not just "really bad" but the taste like real shit"
"Is your cousin always acting like that?" Daxter asked.
"No. He's hyperactive" Well answered, "But whenever he takes his Ritalin he falls asleep. He's an odd fellow"
"Are we going to fight to the death soon or what?" Jak asked.
"Oh right, almost forgot it" Damas said, "Bring in the warriors!"
"Bring in the warriors!" Pecker repeated.
"Bring in the warriors baby!" Ehm repeated.
"As if one copycat weren't bad enough" Damas muttered.
Then the warriors came and attacked Jak.
Jak shoot them with his beloved scatter gun until he transformed into Dark Jak and the rest of the warriors were scared to death.
"That was awesome dude!" Ehm said as they came up to Damas again.
"What the hell was that?" Damas asked.
"Nothing. Nothing at all really" Jak said innocently after changing back to normal, "There's nothing wrong with me. I never transform into a scary monster whenever I'm angry"
"You just did" Damas said.
"Damn. Busted" Jak said.
"He's been touched with dark eco" Pecker told Damas.
"That's just so cool" Ehm said.
"So he's dangerous huh? That might be useful" Damas said to himself.
"Can we go now? Cause I really need to find a toilet" Jak said.
"Fine, whatever" Damas said.
Then Jak noticed a small annoying monk of indeterminable gender, (possibly transsexual) she seemed small and annoying.
But when Jak looked away the monk was gone.
"Weird" Jak said to himself as he left the arena.
After Jak had found the toilet he met a guy named Kleiver.
"You did quite well out there" he said.
"Are you talking to him?" Jak asked and pointed at Daxter.
"No, I'm talking to the leprechaun" Kleiver said.
"What leprechaun? If you mean Mr. No forgot it, he's still out there" Well said and pointed out to the arena.
Kleiver just looked at him with a puzzled expression.
"He's a flut-flut" Jak whispered.
Kleiver looked at Jak with a puzzled expression.
"Fine" he said, "I'm talking to the flut-flut"
"Oh, that's me!" Well said.
"So you guys are from the big smoke huh?" Kleiver asked.
"No. we're from Haven City" Well answered.
"Haven City is big and it smoky because the kg-bots put a fire on the industrial area. Therefore, big smoke" Kleiver said.
"That makes sense" Jak said.
"Do you want to help me out a bit? Take this leaper lizard and go catch all the kanga rats that have been eating up my dinner" Kleiver said.
"Nasty rats" Jak said, "We'll get them".
So he jumped up on the leaper's back and rode it out in the city streets, the leaper ate all the rats and the mission had been successfully completed so this chapter got a happy ending.
Miss.Ecofreak: what did you think of my new character? do you want to see more of him or should he have a small accident and die a slow and painful death?
Zakura: and when do we get the answer to the question, is Erol dead or not???
Cornelius: please be dead, please be dead
Miss.Ecofreak: you'll see (evil laugh)
Cornelius: stop that laughing! you remind me of... Erol (shivers)
Miss.Ecofreak: (giggles) review folks:)
