Chapter 8
Jealousy is a Bitch
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"What the fuck?", as Orlando glared at Mort about to bite his head off. "Hey Orlando…This is Mort and he found me…..", as she laughed trying to sound as normal as possible though an uncomfortable silence reached everyone
Katie only shrugged and turned back to Mort grinning. "Can you sign my book Mort?!", as she giggled once again. Caroline only breathed deeply and shook her head. God the girl was retarded. She was like a rock. A talking rock.
"Umm…sure Katie..", as Katie ran out of the room running to go find her paper weight book. Silence once again broke through the house. Orlando sat down across from Caroline and Mort glaring at Mort the entire time.
The tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Caroline sat there wondering where Katie was. Mort was wondering why the hell the British guy kept giving him dirty looks and Orlando was wondering how fast he could get Mort out of his house.
"Look what I have!!!", as Katie came back holding a game of Scrabble and Mort's book. Caroline dropped her face in her hands while Mort lightly rubbed her shoulder. He noticed the small black rose on her right shoulder.
God he loved that flower. Late in the night while they slept he would rub it constantly. Not to sound weird it was like a good luck charm although he really didn't have much luck at the moment. But it was so nice to stare at late at night and he would always kiss it.
"Well let's play! The authors against the beautiful people!", as Caroline lifted her face from her hands and glared at her cousin. Katie smiled sheepishly. "No offense Caroline!"
For the next hour to break the horrible tension they played scrabble. To say it was a fun exciting game was just stupid. Mort and Caroline pretty much we're kicking Katie's and Orlando's.
Caroline noticed that there was something wrong with Orlando. He still hadn't spoken since he came back from dinner. Katie was just having the time of her life while Caroline and Mort were calm and relaxed but they just wanted to spend time with each other.
"So Mort what ever did you do to Caroline to make her leave you..?", he yawned staring at the next word he was going to spell out. Caroline dropped her pieces, staring up her eye's widening.
Katie started choking on her Martini that she had made. Her fifth that night. "Katie is seriously a crazy alcoholic. She should go to alcoholic's anonymous", is what Caroline thought most of the night watching her cousin chug those martini's as if they were water.
Well Katie started choking on her fifth martini as everyone simply ignored it. Mort looked calmly up and stared up at Orlando a deadly look on his face. "I don't think that's any of your business Orlando..", as he slowly went back to looking at his letters.
"Well I think it should be my business since Caroline is my friend and whatever you did to her you hurt her dearly", as Caroline immediately stood up. "Does anyone want a Martini?!!! ANYONE?! I'm not really thirsty but I can make you an awesome fucking martini!!!", as Katie started waving her hand around.
"OH OH!! ME CAROLINE!! MAKE ABOUT THREE MORE!! HEAVY ON THE OLIVES!!, as Caroline nodded her head.
Caroline swerved around and started running but tripped over a footstool. "I'll be right-!", as she fell over shrieking crashing into the floor. "Awww…..mother fucker…", she mumbled into the carpet. "I'm okay!", as she waved her hand in the air.
Mort jumped up off the couch and ran over to Caroline. "Hey are you okay Caroline?", as he helped her up. "Oh yeah…I'm cool. I'm as cool as a cucumber!", as she gave the thumbs up. Mort nodded his head slowly unsure if Caroline was mentally alright. "Ha he should be talking…", he thought sarcastically.
"I'll be right back….", as she slowly walked to the kitchen a sagged look on her shoulders as if they were playing taps. Katie drinking the rest of her martini licking her lips got up and followed after her cousin.
"Katie!", she whispered harshly, "What are you doing here?! You should be in the living room. DO you know how dangerous it is if they are left alone??!! They could try to kill each other to death with scrabble pieces!!!!?!
"They can't kill each other with plastic", giggling to herself as she started making another one of her martini concoctions. "Not if they try to shove it into each other's eyes and make go them go blind", she muttered sarcastically.
"Remember when we were younger we use to work at that bar….", Katie said as she watched Caroline flip a bottle of vodka in the air.
"Yeah…I remember Katie. We use to party there all night long, the booze flowing, the party music and just the people", as she stared at Katie. "Coyote Ugly had nothing us. Wow its amazing I use to be a bartender and now I'm a writer", as Katie just sipped away at her martini staring at her cousin.
"You want some?", as Caroline left her daydream to give her cousin a disgusting look. "Katie I'm pregnant….", as Katie shrugged. "So your point it?", as Caroline sighed, rolled her eye's and left her cousin standing there.
Caroline got back to find the disaster that was taking place. Mort had Orlando in a headlock. "You're a blood pansy you know that!!", as Mort only tightened his hold. Before she knew it Orlando had knocked Mort back as Mort fell over breaking the table.
"Oh my fucking god…", as Katie ran into the room to hear the large crash. "OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS STOP IT!!", as Caroline started walking towards the two idiots as they began punching the lights out of each other.
But Katie grabbed her back. "No don't Caroline! This is just like that scene from Bridget Jone's Diary!! THIS IS ONLY GONNA GET BETTER! IF ONLY WE HAD SOME MUSIC!!", as Caroline stared at her cousin stupidly.
"You boyfriend and the man I love are killing each other and all your fucking thinking about is a stupid movie!?"
"Its not stupid!! YOU LOVED IT TOO ADMIT IT!!! I KNOW YOU WATCHED IT TOO!! DON'T BE IN DENIAL CAROLINE!!", as Katie rounded on Caroline. "Okay so I watched it…Oh well the point is that they are killing each other", as both of the girls ignored their man candy that continued choking each other.
SORRY THAT ITS SUCH A CRAPPY CHAPTER!! I ALWAYS FOUND IT FUNNY THAT TO CUT THE TENSION WAS TO PLAY A BOARD GAME. IN THIS CASE SCRABBLE!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! I'LL TRY TO UPDATE SOONER!!
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