Miss.Ecofreak: okay, I'm back!

Zakura: again

Miss.Ecofreak: stop complaining! you must be the only one on this page who actually complains about to many updates

Zakura: get a life, and clean my cage instead!

Miss.Ecofreak: you little annoying piece of... oh well, thanks for all the reviews people, I'm so glad someone likes my stories.

As for Malik Mings question I forgot to answer last time, if your sister wants to write a parody thats fine, the world can't have to many parodys:)

Zakura: unless the author forget to feed their rabbits

Miss.Ecofreak: not all authors got rabbits

Zakura: or any other pets

Miss.Ecofreak: whatever. on with the story. This chapter might be a bit short, (falls down on her knees, crying) please forgive me! (gets up) it tells of what a bad driver Jak is.

Chapter 3

Bad Driver

After catching the rats Jak, Daxter and their leprechaun/ flut-flut-friend went to the garage where Kleiver was standing around doing nothing.

"Nice cars" Jak said as he saw the nice dune buggies.

"We use these vehicles to make runs into the deep desert" Kleiver said.

"Cool, can I try?" Jak asked.

"Sure, you can have this crappy little thing if you win a race" Kleiver said pointing at a stupid little car, "But if you loose, I want your prec… ottsel, I've always wanted a pet."

"Deal" Jak said.

Then he went out in the desert to race and won because all the other racers died a slow and painful death (again) for no reason at all.

All except Kleiver that is.

"Damn, fine you can keep the vehicle" Kleiver said, "Just keep it for as long as you live, we'll se how long that is."

The happy three friends went back to Haven City where Damas was waiting with Pecker and Ehm.

"That was just awesome!" Ehm said before Damas hit him in the head with a large wheel. (You take whatever tool you've got)

"My advisor says you've got good driving skills" Damas said.

"What? Pecker, why are you lying?" Jak asked.

"You do have good driving skills" Pecker said, "You're just to shy to admit it"

"No way! I suck at driving! I always loose all the races and crash all the time!" Jak said.

"Jak, you're the race champion of Haven City" Pecker said.

"Only because all the others died when Erol spilled dark eco on the track" Jak said.

"And some of them broke all their bones" Well said.

"And the rest got killed by a killer rabbit" Daxter said.

"Rabbits are dangerous" Zakura said.

"It doesn't matter if you're good or not. The storms reveal artifacts that have been buried for centuries" Damas said, "Take your vehicle and drive out there to get them"

"Fine. I'll try but I don't think I can get them" Jak said.

So Jak went out and found all the artifacts in almost no time at all and even though he was shoot at his vehicle didn't get a scratch, it actually looked less damaged than it was when he drove out.

"See? I suck at driving. My car is a wreck!" Jak said when he got in.

"I can see that" Damas said and laughed at Jak because of Jak's bad driving, "You drive just as bad as my kid! That armor you found is very rare, it once belonged to Mar himself. You can keep it…so please don't point your morph gun at me"

"That might come in handy when I fight the dark makers" Jak said and took the armor on his hands.

"Who are the dark makers?" Well asked.

"I don't know, let's go ask that funny transsexual monk" Jak said.

And so they went out in Spargus City to find the funny transsexual monk.

Zakura: what gender is Seem anyway?

Miss.Ecofreak: not a clue. Monks are supposed to be boys or else they would be nuns, and Daxter does say monk-boy in the game, but in the comentaries they say she and Seem has got a female voice. Therefore, let's just say he/she/it. please review, and you don't need to tell me what gender you think Seem has, because then I'll probably get half of the reviews saying male and the rest female so... but review anyway:)